Don't Bet On It!: National Game of Disinterest
Together, we have traveled around the S.E.C. and gone through the national games of interest. Ere I get to my upcoming breakdown of historical and statistical minutiae concerning Georgia’s upcoming ...
Don't Bet On It!: National Game of Disinterest
Having provided you with this week’s S.E.C. and national picks, I now devote my attention to proclaiming a national game of disinterest. (Proper modifier placement! Some sportswriters know about it;...
Don't Bet On It!: Around the S.E.C.
You can’t say I didn’t warn you. When offering my initial set of Southeastern Conference picks for the season, I issued my usual disclaimer, informing you that I was an awful prognosticato...
Conference Championship Picks, Assorted Preseason Predictions, and a Cheap Shot at Reggie Ball
As interminable as the offseason felt while it remained ongoing, I almost can’t believe game week is upon us. Quite frankly, I feel woefully unprepared. My intended game day attire is on its way fro...
Howard Schnellenberger: Good at Fashion, Bad at Math
Yesterday morning, Senator Blutarsky called our collective attention to this: ''What we'd like to do is have Central Florida, South Florida, FAU and FIU play a round-robin,'' Schnellenberger said T...



