MOTHER FRACKING HELL. SOMEBODY KILL A GOAT AT THE ARCH OR SOMETHING.
— I wish I could claim credit for this line, but
tankertoad wrote it, not me. (I know. You're totally surprised.)
For crying out loud, were the blackout jerseys manufactured at a plant built on an Indian burial ground or something? At a certain point, this kind of bad luck can't be random.
Go 'Dawgs!
