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Sprints Is Changing Rules and Looking at Rankings // 02.13.12

Year2 Team Speed Kills Feb 13 2012, 9:46a

All the news that's fit to make fun of.

Monday Night Dawg Bites: Don't Drink and Drive . . . Seriously! Cut It Out, Already!

T Kyle King Jul 12 2010, 9:06p

T. Kyle King is back from vacation and ready to pick up where he left off with a Monday night review of recent events at Dawg Sports.

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I'm pro-choice, and Tebow clearly is not. But based on what I've heard in the past week, I'll take...

posted by T Kyle King, Feb 02, 2010

I'm pro-choice, and Tebow clearly is not. But based on what I've heard in the past week, I'll take his side against the group-think, elitism and condescension of the "National Organization of Fewer and Fewer Women All The Time." For one thing, Tebow seems smarter than they do.

Tebow's 30-second ad hasn't even run yet, but it already has provoked "The National Organization for Women Who Only Think Like Us" to reveal something important about themselves: They aren't actually "pro-choice" so much as they are pro-abortion. Pam Tebow has a genuine pro-choice story to tell. She got pregnant in 1987, post-Roe v. Wade, and while on a Christian mission in the Philippines, she contracted a tropical ailment. Doctors advised her the pregnancy could be dangerous, but she exercised her freedom of choice and now, 20-some years later, the outcome of that choice is her beauteous Heisman Trophy winner son, a chaste, proselytizing evangelical.

Pam Tebow and her son feel good enough about that choice to want to tell people about it. Only, NOW says they shouldn't be allowed to.

— Sally Jenkins on Tim Tebow. (Hat tip: Team Speed Kills.)

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This is not complicated. Either Urban Meyer is too sick to coach or he isn't currently sick enough...

posted by T Kyle King, Jan 25, 2010

This is not complicated. Either Urban Meyer is too sick to coach or he isn't currently sick enough to deserve your sympathy.

— C&F hits the nail on the head. Welcome back, Sprints.

Paul Johnson Joins Jeff Foxworthy Among Ranks of Georgia Tech-Affiliated Comedians

T Kyle King Dec 2 2009, 12:30p

Coach Paul Johnson recently claimed that the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets weren't defined by the Georgia Bulldogs. Dawg Sports begs to differ, citing numerous historical examples to the contrary.