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Following the worst baseball season in the Georgia Bulldogs' storied history, David Perno completed the changes to his coaching staff by hiring former Diamond Dog assistant Allen Osborne as the Red and Black's hitting instructor.

The Georgia Bulldogs' latest one-run loss in baseball was more than Dawg Sports could bear . . . so Friday night's postgame recap was written instead by Cormac McCarthy, Tom Wolfe, and William Faulkner.