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Artificial Turf and SEC Expansion: Why It's Time for the Missouri Tigers to Get Real

Missouri athletic director Mike Alden recently wrote an open letter to fans regarding the Tigers' move to the SEC. In it, he mentioned Mizzou's intention to replace Faurot Field's existing artificial turf with a new synthetic playing surface. Dawg Sports explains why the Southeastern Conference's newest member should switch to natural grass, instead.

It's Wednesday morning...

Your friendly Wednesday morning reminder regarding the Florida Gators

Don't Bet On It!: Week Two College Football Predictions Around the SEC

The second week of the 2011 college football season is upon us, and the key SEC matchups include the Auburn Tigers' matchup with the Mississippi State Bulldogs and the Alabama Crimson Tide's clash with the Penn State Nittany Lions. Dawg Sports predicts the outcomes in "Don't Bet On It!"

A driver who was pulled over on suspicion of DUI told deputies that he played football for the...

A driver who was pulled over on suspicion of DUI told deputies that he played football for the Gators and asked if that would affect his situation. It didn't, and the driver wasn't really a Gator.

A DUI suspect in Gainesville falsely claimed to be a Florida football player in the hope of securing leniency. Interestingly enough, when I was a student at the University, I was stopped for jaywalking in Athens. While the Clarke County officer wrote me a ticket, I told him I was the backup placekicker for the Bulldogs. The officer proceeded to arrest me for crossing the street on a suspended license, giving a false name because I told him my name was "Kyle" when Kyle is actually my middle name, and emerging from a sidewalk. (I kid, I kid . . . but it sure tells you something about the culture in Gainesville, doesn't it?) Go 'Dawgs!

Gators Eat Boogers

Apparently, someone is unaware that, when the original hedges were removed to accommodate 1996 Olympic soccer, clippings from the original hedges were used to grow the new hedges. After that appalling display of ignorance, additional (and typical) appalling displays of ignorance follow. There's a reason why vineyarddawg hates Florida. Go 'Dawgs!

Offseason Officially Underway: Football Player Arrested

Fortunately, it isn't one of ours, for once! Florida's Janoris Jenkins reportedly was busted for pot possession, proving once again the following SAT analogy: Holding weed : Florida Gators :: driving on a suspended license : Georgia Bulldogs. Go 'Dawgs!

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