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Monday Night Dawg Bites: James Bond, Ugly Cars, and Preseason Homerism

We are within four weeks of football and much is afoot, so, ere you bed down for the night, you need to get up to speed on happenings in the intercollegiate athletics blogosphere and elsewhere. Here, for your edification, are a few noteworthy tidbits:

That's a sign of the Apocalypse, right there. The PT Cruiser is the illegitimate love-child of a surreptitious back-alley tryst between a late-model Volkswagen Beetle and a hearse. Seriously, this thing is a crime against nature and an atrocity of the sort that ought to have its designer standing trial in The Hague.

There are six SEC teams ranked in the USA Today's Coaching Poll Top 20. Two are in the Top 5 (LSU, Florida), and three are in the Top 15 (Georgia, Auburn, Tennessee) while Arkansas comes in at #20. By comparison the Pac-10 has 3 teams (USC, Cal, and UCLA) in the same set and the Big Ten has 4. When you have that many top teams pounding at each other week in and week out, bringing in Top 20 opponents from out of conference just isn't necessary. The strength of schedule needed to make a run for a BCS bowl is there.

But in '07 the SEC has seemingly gone out of its way to bring top matchups to the college football fan. Two time national champion FSU (#21) will play two SEC teams in '07. Virginia Tech (#9), Missouri, West Virginia (#6), Oklahoma State, North Carolina, Clemson, Louisville (#11), and Cal (#12) round out the top-tier OOC slate.

The fact is, the SEC is tough both inside and out.


While we're on the subject of non-conference scheduling, it has been reported that, although my 18 months' worth of effort to get Michigan on Georgia's schedule came to naught, the Wolverines have inked a deal to play Utah. Well, then. As penance for ducking the 'Dawgs, I think Maize and Blue fans should be forced to spend the weekend in Cleveland. Oh, wait, they did that already? All right, then, I guess we're cool.

(Insert obligatory "What is a Ute?" reference here.)

Admit it . . . you'd be rooting for him to grind that pathetic little Daniel Craig goober into a fine powder.

Take that for what it's worth . . . and get some sleep, why don't you? You have a busy day tomorrow.

Go 'Dawgs!

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Bond villain . . .
I too would like to see Connery switch sides.  But I saw an interview with him recently that said he was not acting anymore because he was "having too damn much fun being retired." Alas. If not Connery, might I suggest Willem Dafoe? I envision a combination of his Barillo character from Once Upon a Time in Mexico and his Smecker character from Boondock Saints. Plus I understand he's already voiced a villain in one of the James Bond video games.

by MaconDawg on Aug 7, 2007 9:19 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ditto
I've thought for a long time that casting Connery as a Bond villain would be genius. You know who else would be good? Clive Owen. He was originally being considered to replace Pierce Brosnan as Bond, from what I understand, but he's played a lot of different roles, both good and bad guys. I think he could pull off a villain pretty well.
"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding 'you're making a scene.' " -- Homer Simpson

by dougisthesoulmachine on Aug 7, 2007 9:57 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Clive
I don't know if they could use Clive because he apparently doesn't take roles in which he doesn't cuss profusely.

by fotodog on Aug 7, 2007 11:36 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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