I don't know how I never managed to get Doug Gillett to a Phi Kappa meeting, but, yes, my friend Doug is totally the Man.

He's told me as such.

When did I say that?! (I'm not denying I said it, mind you -- I just want to know the context.)

Doug,

I think it was the time we went to the Braves game, and you started cheering for a member of the opposing team because his name was also Doug.

You said, "YAY, GUYS NAMED DOUG!!! GUYS NAMED DOUG RULE!!!"

It's not exactly calling yourself The Man, granted, but it's close.

Benj

I did do that, didn't I. Can't remember if it was Doug Glanville or Doug Mientkiewicz -- think it was Glanville.

So anyway, I stand corrected. But my original point is still valid -- that is, that guys named Doug rule.