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As one might expect, with the level of traffic we regularly receive at Dawg Sports, we show up in a lot of search results. Generally, most of our search-result visitors have entered something fairly predictable, like "Georgia Bulldogs football," "did Georgia win last night," "Georgia has more national championships than Alabama," or something like that. (Ok, not that last one. But still.)

And then, we have the outliers. Any comments by me are in (parentheses), and I have excluded all of the NSFW results. All of the following search terms have been used to reach a page or picture on the dawgsports.com website within the last 7 days:

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Ed. Note: Apologies for this feature's recent absence/inconsistent appearance. We're now back in all our glory (with an added bonus at the end!) through the remainder of the offseason.

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As one might expect, with the level of traffic we regularly receive at Dawg Sports, we show up in a lot of search results. Generally, most of our search-result visitors have entered something fairly predictable, like "Georgia Bulldogs football," "did Georgia win last night," "Michael Adams resignation after-party," or something like that. (Ok, not that last one. But still.)

And then, we have the outliers. Any comments by me are in (parentheses), and I have excluded all of the NSFW results. All of the following search terms have been used to reach a page or picture on the dawgsports.com website within the last 7 days:

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As one might expect, with the level of traffic we regularly receive at Dawg Sports, we show up in a lot of search results. Generally, most of our search-result visitors have entered something fairly predictable, like "Georgia Bulldogs football," "did Georgia win last night," "Michael Adams is a huge disaster," or something like that. (Ok, not that last one. But still.)

And then, we have the outliers. Any comments by me are in (parentheses), and I have excluded all of the NSFW results. All of the following search terms have been used to reach a page or picture on the dawgsports.com website within the last 7 days:

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As one might expect, with the level of traffic we regularly receive at Dawg Sports, we show up in a lot of search results. Generally, most of our search-result visitors have entered something fairly predictable, like "Georgia Bulldogs football," "did Georgia win last night," "Bobby Petrino is a lot like Mark Richt but with more women," or something like that. (Ok, not that last one. But still.)

And then, we have the outliers. Any comments by me are in (parentheses), and I have excluded all of the NSFW results. All of the following search terms have been used to reach a page or picture on the dawgsports.com website within the last 7 days:

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Note: This started out as a semi-periodic e-mail from me to the Dawg Sports contributors with funny search term updates, and we got such a kick out of it that Kyle suggested I turn this into sort of an offseason replacement for "You're On Notice, Dawg." And even though there is a special mid-spring-practice edition of "You're On Notice, Dawg!" coming out tomorrow, I decided to continue posting this week. So... blame him. :-)

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As one might expect, with the level of traffic we regularly receive at Dawg Sports, we show up in a lot of search results. Generally, most of our search-result visitors have entered something fairly predictable, like "Georgia Bulldogs football," "did Georgia win last night," "Why is Michael Adams a disaster," or something like that. (Ok, not that last one. But still.)

And then, we have the outliers. Any comments by me are in (parentheses), and I have excluded all of the NSFW results. (And, what with this being the internet, you would not believe some of the NSFW stuff that manages to bring people to our relatively family-friendly site.) All of the following search terms have been used to reach a page or picture on the dawgsports.com website within the last 7 days:

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(communicator chirps)Vineyarddawg to Dawg Sports: After tonight's news, just about the only thing I'm capable of doing right now is curling up into the fetal position and quoting bad Star Trek movies. So I'm just going to run with that. Vineyarddawg out. (communicator chirps)

(The camera dissolves from the title page into the scene of a barren field. We can see a stranger, Rambok, approaching a shiftless hobo.)

(Rambok dismounts)

Rambok (to hobo): Your stash runs deep.

Hobo: What do you know of my stash??

Rambok: Each man hides a secret stash. It must be exposed and reckoned with. It must be dragged from the darkness and forced into the light! Share your stash! Share your stash with me, and gain strength from the sharing!

Hobo: (produces stash)

(Camera cuts away - triumphant orchestral interlude)

(Camera returns - Rambok begins to walk away from Hobo)

Hobo: Where... did you get this power?

Rambok: Hey, man, it was your stash.

Hobo: It feels... as if a weight has been lifted from my pocket!! How the hell am I going to get some more?

Rambok: Join my quest.

Hobo: What is it you seek?

Rambok: What you seek. What all men have sought since the beginning of time. Shakari... the source... Heaven... Eden... call it what you will. To find it, I'll need a scooter and an alley to emerge from.

Hobo: But there are no people who emerge from alleys on scooters in A-CC!

Rambok: Have faith, my friend. There are more of us than you know. (unzips jacket, reveals a football jersey underneath)

Hobo: You're a football player!

Rambok: (nods) (laughs maniacally)

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Note: This started out as a semi-periodic e-mail from me to the Dawg Sports contributors with funny search term updates, and we got such a kick out of it that Kyle suggested I turn this into sort of an offseason replacement for "You're On Notice, Dawg." So... blame him. :-)

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As one might expect, with the level of traffic we regularly receive at Dawg Sports, we show up in a lot of search results. Generally, most of our search-result visitors have entered something fairly predictable, like "Georgia Bulldogs football," "did Georgia win last night," "Why is Michael Adams a disaster," or something like that. (Ok, not that last one. But we do get at least 10-15 hits every day on some variation of the phrase "How to stop the Triple Option." Short answer: Be Georgia, and be playing Georgia Tech.)

And then, we have the outliers. Any comments by me are in (parentheses), and I have excluded all of the NSFW results. All of the following search terms have been used to reach a page or picture on the dawgsports.com website within the last 7 days:

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Eleven of the 13 members of the writing staff of the Georgia Bulldogs weblog Dawg Sports have been suspended after the results of random writer drug screenings revealed that the suspended bloggers tested positive for banned substances, according to an announcement by T. Kyle King, one of the site managers.

Dawg Sports, which has operated as part of the SB Nation network since February 2006, expanded its writing staff to its present stable of 13 contributors last August. Ten of the eleven suspended writers were among the 2011 additions to the masthead, with the final staff member placed on indefinite suspension from all blog activities being the site’s other manager, MaconDawg.

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