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Rikus: Rivalry Haikus Full of Clean, Old-Fashioned Hate

In keeping with my inability to take this season seriously, I was going to riff another Disney song and call it a week. So I wrote the following couplet:

Let's get down to business
to defeat the Bees.
Better strap your braces
to protect your knees.

Then I blinked, and it was Thanksgiving. Rather than spend the day writing instead of eating and sleeping, I figured I'd throw together carefully construct some poetry using the classic Japanese style of Haiku. I don't know about y'all, but one thing I'm thankful for is that this regular season's almost over. I'm also thankful that we picked up a quality back for this coming class. That brings us to two on the year, which will be helpful when we have to go back to Kneeland in a couple of years. Feel free to add your own rikus in the comments as we celebrate the prospect of only having to watch our offense play one more game this season after this one.

I hate the Jackets.
They love riding tricycles.
But but calculus!

Tech lies and Tech cheats.
They are still on probation.
But hurr durr thUga.

Let's dive at their knees.
The triple option's magic.
Offensive genius.

What's the difference ‘tween
3-8 and 8-3?
We'll see Saturday.

How many Bees will
pack Historic Mark Richt Field?
Is it Dragon Con?

What DGD missed
making an awful mistake?
Our Brendan Douglas.

All DGDs know
no matter what the refs said,
Jasper Sanks was down.

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