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Just Another Back for the Dawgs

Inspiration struck late this week and this week's entry is fairly short, but that's okay because DawgMa wrote some quatrains for your edification and amusement.


Vandy, Vandy,
you think you're so dandy,
but your D is shambly
and sweet like candy.

Vandy, Vandy,
you think you're so grandy,
but you're soft and pansy
like my flannel-clad granny.

Vandy, Vandy,
head in the sandy,
you can't stop Gurley,
and don't call me "Shirley."

Isn't DawgMa the best?

This week's entry was inspired by Vandy's hurrlarious assertion that Gurley is "just another running back." I was unable to form anything more coherent than sentence fragments and some "uncontrollable laughter" gifs in response at the time, so I decided to use another classic to respond here. The idea that Gurley is "just another running back" is a couple of fries short of a happy meal, as I used to say as a kid. (Or, as an Auburn player might put it, "A couple of Benjamins short of a backpack.") I've written this from Vandy's perspective, improper English and all (that'll really annoy 'em!). The final section is brought to you courtesy of your friendly, neighborhood SEC referee. With apologies to Pink Floyd:

Original!

Sing Along!

We don't need no interceptions.
We don't need no ball control.
No offense fielded for this season.
Gurley, leave our D alone.
Hey! Gurley! Leave that D alone.
All in all, he's just another back for the Dawgs.
All in all, you're just another back for the Dawgs.

We don't need no interceptions.
We don't need no ball control.
No offense fielded for this season.
Gurley, leave our D alone.
Hey! Gurley! Leave that D alone.
All in all, he's just another back for the Dawgs.
All in all, you're just another back for the Dawgs.

"Wrong! Flag it again!"
"Wrong! Flag it again!"
"If you don't hit his head, I can't call it targeting.
How can I call it targeting if you don't hit his head?"
"Y'all! Yes, y'all behind the woodshed. Stand still, Vandy!"

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