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Agent Double-0-Larry, Your Cover Is Blown

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Agent Larry: We commend you for your outstanding work behind enemy lines, but you have been compromised and are in imminent danger of losing your advantageous position among the bellysliders. As your handlers, our goal is to help you regain the trust of the Saurians. You will meet a man in a trench coat and sunglasses tomorrow night at a location to be disclosed in an encrypted text message from a lady named "Lucy." The man will refer to you as "Barney" and ask how your Uncle Vern is doing. Your response will be: "he continues to recover from surgery, but is in high spirits. Thank you for asking." This man, whom I will call "Jimmy," will provide you with all the information you need to continue your operation. This message will self destruct, much like your football team, in 3...2...