YOUR WEEK 2 COLLEGE FOOTBALL TV SCHEDULE -----> CLICK HERE!!!!!
As you may have guessed, I haven't taken Georgia's loss to Clemson well. I mean, I'm not gonna cry about it on the radio or anything, but I've settled into the perpetual funk that accompanies another season sure to be packed with heartbreak and disappointment.
And to top it all off, the schedule of games on national television this week is absolutely pathetic (almost as if the major networks are doing their best impression of Georgia's O-Line performance... weak and futile). As such, I've eschewed the normal format of the TV Schedule post. The link above will give you the full schedule but I've decided to highlight the very few games actually worth watching with a bit of musical accompaniment from Morrissey and/or The Smiths:
Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want
"See, the life I've had can make a good man bad. So for once in my life, let me get what I want. Lord knows it would be the first time."
What Difference Does It Make?
"So, what difference does it make ? It makes none."
How Soon Is Now?
"When you say it's gonna happen "now"...well, when exactly do you mean? See I've already waited too long and all my hope is gone"
The World is Full of Crashing Bores
"This world is full, so full of crashing bores"
Let Me Kiss You
"But then you open your eyes... and you see someone that you physically despise"
(The Author of this post wishes to note that he has no desire to kiss Lane Kiffin... Punch, yes... Kiss, no... But the line was simply too perfect and accurate... and I imagine its what Layla frequently thinks to herself)
There is absolutely nothing else worth watching this weekend... and there never will be again.
Feel free to leave your favorite depressing music and/or suggested coping skills in the comments... not that any of it matters...
Until next time...
(Editorial Note: For those without the benefit of a sense of humor or an 8th grade education, this post is what we in the business call "hyperbole". Please don't harm yourself as a result of the content herein, we've got lawyers and they're good... but they got drankin' to do.)