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"Quayvon": An Elton John Request from Kyle Commenter

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I was having a hard time coming up with poetical inspiration, so I was glad that Kyle Commenter suggested taking Elton John's song "Levon" and rewriting it to celebrate our favorite cool-facemask-wearing fullback. I was going to do an Elton John tribute with such poetical hits as "Football Wizard" and "Aaron Murray," but then the Goat Roast T-shirt competition happened. So this week's selection is just the one song, but I have posted my original vision for the Goat Roast shirt instead as compensation because I had to make it because it wouldn't leave me alone and [cackles maniacally, strains against the straitjacket]. With thanks to Kyle Commenter and apologies to Elton John:

ELTON JOHN - LEVON (KARAOKE) (via Bon Jovi)

Sing along!

Quayvon wears his facemask like a boss.

They call his name in Sanford;

they love to see him run

for the finest school you'll ever come across.

Quayvon, Quayvon likes to make plays;

he makes a lot, they say.

Spends his days adding

to his yardage gained the brutal way.

He became a mean internet meme after his first home game,

when Kyle Commenter said Spurrier's dead

and Johnny Football's dumb.

Mark Richt's fullback has a better name.

And he shall be Quayvon,

and he shall be a good Dawg.

And he shall be Quayvon,

and defenses with his fierceness flog.

And he shall be Quayvon,

and he shall be a good Dawg.

He shall be Quayvon.

Quayvon's run right through two rivals' lines.

He rumbles for big gains.

Quayvon likes to tote the rock all day,

but knows his fellow backs all want to play.

His teammates all dream of Pasadena,

running Quayvon--or running behind.

Lift that trophy after winning,

as Quayvon, Quayvon brightly smiles.

He became a mean internet meme after his first home game,

when Kyle Commenter said Spurrier's dead

and Johnny Football's dumb.

Mark Richt's fullback has a better name.

And he shall be Quayvon,

and he shall be a good Dawg.

And he shall be Quayvon,

and defenses with his fierceness flog.

And he shall be Quayvon,

and he shall be a good Dawg.

He shall be Quayvon.

And he shall be Quayvon,

and he shall be a good Dawg.

And he shall be Quayvon,

and defenses with his fierceness flog.

And he shall be Quayvon,

and he shall be a good Dawg.

He shall be Quayvon.

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via i.imgur.com

For any blood-sucking fine, upstanding NCAA people out there, this is just concept art, okay?

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