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As Promised: My Poem's Pictorial Accompaniment for a Loss

DISCLAIMER: This is not an optimistic set of pictures, so if you're one of those optimists who does not want to see any negativity, proceed with caution; you have been warned. I said I'd only post this sequence of pictures if we lost, and since our offense once again managed to fail to play well on a big stage (HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE ON FIRST AND GOAL FROM INSIDE THE 5 AND WHY DO YOU RUN THREE TIMES UP THE MIDDLE AND NOT EVEN TRY TO SCORE AND THEN SCREW UP THE SNAP ANYWAY RAEG), here is the darkly amusing (at least in my opinion) set of pictures I made to illustrate the original rule number 3 (something along the lines of "pay attention to rocks on the shore while surfing") as if I had made this right after last year's USC game. This set of pictures did not match the tone of my poem, but I suspected I'd have the opportunity to post them tonight so I just decided to save them for this tender "we screwed up in another big opening game" moment. Without further ado, here is rule #3 interpreted as Bobo's gameplan for Clowney last year:

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So there you have it; we've got 'em right where we want 'em, folks. And congrats to Clemson; I try not to be one of those whiny fans that blames the losing team but fails to credit the winning one, so kudos for bringing it and managing to not screw up as badly as we did.

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