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What If the Cash Payout Is All It Really Is About - Buffett Style

First off, many apologies to the troubadour Jimmy Buffett for the maligning of his song. I mean no disrespect and hope if it is seen by him or his family they take it as a compliment (but I seriously doubt that will either see it or find it as a compliment). And the big band sound does have a way of making a person smile.

After reading about the latest NCAA debacle investigation ruling, I just found it to be kinda "hokey pokey", which naturally drew my mind to Buffett's "What If the Hokey Pokey Is All It Really Is About" and from there I went off on a huge tangent. So sung to the tune of the below video, I give you "What If the Cash Payout Is All It Really Is About"

(If the video does not work here is the link for those that want to sing along)

"What If the Cash Payout Is All It Really Is About"

The NC Double A is runnin' away
I heard on the news just the other day
There's this Manziel stuff called eligibility
That shouldn't exist but they can't see
It's some sleight of hand trickery
Cash exchange that they can't track
But our heads are in the oven
And somebody's 'bout to strike a match

Meanwhile back with Dawg Football
Things are getting serious, South in the Fall
Clemson Tigers, Funky Chickens
Hungry Tigers at the trough
Ignorance and Confidence
And just to top it off
I can't keep up with the Freshmen
Who got hurt and who will start
I've got to have a beer break
I'll leave you with a little food for thought

Maybe it's all too simple
For the big brains to figure it out
What if the cash payout
Is all it really is about

What if Div One is just a cosmic joke
Like PED ghost levels or football by the Coke
The games can get as messy as a Penn Wagers' call
So I arm myself with big backs and a QB that can heave the ball
They say it's not that simple but maybe it should be
It's time to play some football, would you join me in a handle of Whiskey?

Maybe it's all too simple
For the big brains to figure out
What if the cash payout
Is really what it's all about

I still believe in Dawg Football
It fills my year and soothes my soul
There really really isn't
A whole lot more fun around
Except for Uga and the Red Coat Marching Band sound
I want shutouts in Sanford
I want chickens 'tween the Hedges
I want alcohol in my system, let's revive the flying wedge

Maybe it's all too simple
For our lil brains to figure it out
What if the cash payout
Is really what it's all about

You put your hand in
You pull the cash out
You put your mind in
And shake it all about

You've only got two options
Getting drunk or freaking out
That's what football's about

You put both hands in
You pull all the cash out
You put your soul in
And sell it all out
You only get four downs
One loss and you are out
That's what it's all about
That's what it's all about
(Cash Payouts)
That's what it's all about

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