Maestro, cue the theme music:

Day Two of the one thing the NCAA does right is underway, and this is the place to discuss it with your friends. We've so far learned that Missouri is truly one of us, dropping an opening round game to Colorado State,which I believe to be the champion of the WAC KAAC HAC SHAC some conference I don't really pay attention to or perhaps an at large selection. We've learned that Lousiville is in fact better than North Carolina A&T, and that Charles Barkley is cuurrr-ous about various things.

This is your shining moment, Dawg Sports commentariat. Bonus recs will be awarded to anyone who can verify that they are actually an Albany Great Dane, or has ever met one. Until later . . .

Go 'Dawgs!