I'm going on a week-long vacation starting tomorrow, so I will not be around much. I'll hopefully have wireless and will still be able to check in, but I obviously won't have time to write a lengthy poem. Still, I cannot let the first 3-game winning streak in my memory over the most hated Gators go unremarked, so I decided to write some rikus (rival haikus) instead. Haikus consist of 3 lines, so each line commemorates a Bulldog win over the Gators. Feel free to compose your own rikus in the comments; here are mine:
Good things come in threes.
Three Stooges. Morgan field goals.
Three wins o'er Flurduh.
Thank you very much,
Secret Agent Will Muschamp.
Keep up the good work.
To Rhett McGowan:
This weekend, you were the man.
You clutched a clutch catch.
Please send orders to
Brendan Douglass Trucking Co.
for soul-crushing drives.
Oh, Aaron Murray,
we Dawgs will miss you, truly.
‘Grats on 3-1.
Gurley's guts when sick
were still gutsy enough to
give the Dawgs a win.
Gators starting fights,
hitting and shoving our guys?
Totally surprised.
Justin Scott-Wesley
has baked you a brownie plate.
Can I please have some?
*To mouthy Gators:
Yo momma can't beat Georgia.
So .
via i.imgur.com
That last riku is dedicated to the Gators Shaq Wiggins described as being "mouthy little fellas" who were saying a lot of "You momma" type things. I just figured I'd post a friendly reminder that their mommas probably can't beat Georgia either.