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Do the World a Favor and Kill a Pest



Yellow jackets are the most annoying types of flying insects that build nests, gather for "game night" (refers to PS and XBox not football) , rant about their mediocre seasons and act as pests around humans. They are 1 of the most annoying types of football fans on the planet. Unlike Tigers, yellow jackets are socially withdrawn and aggressive on blogs and message boards and they tend become extremely irritated if you correct them. While there are no beneficial aspects that these insects bring into the world you can keep their irritating activity under control by beating them annually.

How do you keep these pest under control? Here are a few recommended steps:

Recruit a few a yellow jacket killers each season. Watch them spin and crush the insects on the football field. Normally the yellow jacket nest will not have more than 3,000 fans so its easy to turn a visit to the nest into more of a home game. As an alternative, when having to host these pests in your home, it is best to beat them quick and make the 200 of so fans that dare to walk into a foreign stadium leave after the first quarter. Most gnats are willing to leave early as that will give them more time to play WoWC or whatever they do instead of dating women.

Wait to attack. Yellow jackets are far more reluctant to play football when temperatures drop below 50 degrees Fahrenheit. SO schedule the game as the last weekend in November when temperatures in Georgia tend to drop. Since most of the Tech players would rather be warm and cozy playing video games the desire to play football is greatly deminsihed. As a result, they are often inactive during bowl season. The best time of year to kill a Yellow Jacket in early winter.

Wait for evidence that all yellow jackets have been killed. All signs of playing activity should be eliminated. You may need to repeat the yellow jacket killer mentality annually to enusre the entire colony is gone.

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