I hate Auburn. You hate Auburn. Early Cuyler doesn't care for Auburn, and I've always harbored the belief that he and his friends at Adult Swim adopted their stance as a mere variation on Kyle King's longheld stance on the subject.
Aaron Murray kind of likes Auburn, but only because he's thrown 10 touchdowns and 0 interceptions in 3 games against them. It's been a shade over 1000 days since the last time Auburn beat Georgia in football. Let's make it 1000 more. I hope you'll join me in saying . . .