For a few years I posted on what you could do with gators (either recipes of useful things outta the dead skin)...I tried to think of another angle for this UGA hate/pity week of Muschamp's final opportunity to beat UGA, but I had already exhausted all my ideas. So I decided to look at the ways dead tiger pelt can be used*. I thought about trying some recipes, but after contacting my local butcher shop and finding out that: tiger meat is not worth eating; I abandoned that idea and just thought of the ways to use the skin of the dead carcass. I tried to think of 10 ideas, but I struggled to get there so here are my 5 best thoughts.
2. MEOW right....oh hell no...Pick her up at the bar on Halloween, take her to a cheap hourly hotel (use her credit card to pay), drop her in the room and WALK AWAY...you have done the world a favor. Fred Flintstone always resisted.....
3. For the UGA Ladies out there...Imagine walking into to that dump they call a stadium in Auburn with 5-8 flasks hidden in this little gem...Husbands buy your ladies one of these just to smuggle your booze in.
4. Most of us grumpy old men have played "Force Our Significant Others Head Under the Sheets" at least once in our life....imagine the warm happiness when you do it on dead tiger sheets??? LOL...I kid...no I do not...the idea of passing gas on a dead tiger excites me...yes I am weird, but NO do not ever equip your lair with this...see #2 above you know a hotel that has tacky decor like this