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The Hanging Gator, Day 4: Halloween Edition

Sam Greenwood

A couple of years ago, I did a Hate Week segment called "Dawgs Macabre," which featured classic Halloween tunes rewritten for Dawg love and Gator hate. This version of "Time Warp" is in the spirit of those entries, capturing the douchebaggery of Corch Irvin Meyers as he exclaims, "Let's call a time-out again!" As I did for "Dawgs Macabre," you will have the options of singing along with the original video, karaoke, or your own imagination. The gif at the bottom doesn't move for some reason (at least it didn't in my dry run last night), so you'll have to click on it to see Corch explain the first step of the Time-Out. Tomorrow will be the grand finale of the "Hanging Gator" series, but first, celebrate Halloween and the predictable jerkiness of any Gator coach by doing the Time-Out.

Well, apparently the video function is not working today either, so you get nothing. YouTube videos apparently are not YouTube videos, at least according to the video insert button. Sorry.

In this pounding,

time is fleeting.

Bad deals take their toll.

But watch me closely;

we don't have that much longer

to rub in my control.

I remember calling a time-out

dark mem'ries would hit me

and this jerk would be calling,

"Let's call a time-out again!

Let's call a time-out again!"

It's just a jump to the ref

and then a step to the line.

With your hands in a T,

let's make those Bulldogs whine.

It's Trinton's pelvic thrust

that really drives me insane.

Let's call a time-out again!

Let's call a time-out again!

It's so dreamy,

I tell the re-fer-ee,

to act so seamy.

yes, take them all.

I'll use false pretention

to justify time prevention.

In conclusion, let's take them all.

With a bit of a mind flip

from watching Dawgs' film clip,

this bad deal will always live in me.

For Dawgs' celebration,

I'll call time cessation.

Let's call a time-out again!

Let's call a time-out again!

Well I was walking down the line,

just watching the game,

when the Bulldogs head coach my Gator team did shame.

His team danced on field; they took me by surprise.

He had a red Ford truck and those twinkling eyes.

He stared at me and I felt enraged;

time-outs at game's end? It's all the same.

Let's call a time-out again!

Let's call a time-out again!

It's just a jump to the ref

and then a step to the line.

With your hands in a T,

let's make those Bulldogs whine.

It's Trinton's pelvic thrust

that really drives me insane.

Let's call a time-out again!

Let's call a time-out again!

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via i.imgur.com

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