YOUR WEEK 9 COLLEGE FOOTBALL TV SCHEDULE -----> CLICK HERE!!!
This season has gone to hell in a handbasket for our Georgia Bulldogs... and I don't feel so good myself. I've provided you your weekly visually pleasing TV schedule spreadsheet above, but to be honest I really don't think I'm gonna be watching any college football this weekend. Frankly, I don't think you should either. We are far too depressed to care about something trivial like college football. Instead, I recommend you watch something uplifting. Something that can shed light on the human condition and broaden your understanding of your place in this world. Something like...
THURSDAY NIGHT
LESSON: One day everything seems great. The next day your whole world burns to the ground
FRIDAY NIGHT
Lesson: Not all scars heal.
SATURDAY NOON
Lesson: Sometimes, no matter how good your Dawg is, you have to take him out back and shoot him. (Metaphorically, of course)
SATURDAY AFTERNOON
Lesson: Alcohol resolves all problems... eventually.
SATURDAY EVENING
Lesson: Bad guys win, good guys lose, and you're left trying to maintain your sanity.
SATURDAY LATE
Lesson: All your dreams are just a filthy cesspool of misplaced hopes.
Enjoy. RedCrake out.