Your Week 9 College Football TV Schedule

Don McPeak-USA TODAY Sports

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YOUR WEEK 9 COLLEGE FOOTBALL TV SCHEDULE -----> CLICK HERE!!!

This season has gone to hell in a handbasket for our Georgia Bulldogs... and I don't feel so good myself.  I've provided you your weekly visually pleasing TV schedule spreadsheet above, but to be honest I really don't think I'm gonna be watching any college football this weekend.  Frankly, I don't think you should either.  We are far too depressed to care about something trivial like college football.  Instead, I recommend you watch something uplifting. Something that can shed light on the human condition and broaden your understanding of your place in this world.  Something like...

THURSDAY NIGHT

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LESSON: One day everything seems great. The next day your whole world burns to the ground


FRIDAY NIGHT

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Lesson: Not all scars heal.


SATURDAY NOON

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Lesson: Sometimes, no matter how good your Dawg is, you have to take him out back and shoot him.  (Metaphorically, of course)


SATURDAY AFTERNOON

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Lesson: Alcohol resolves all problems... eventually.


SATURDAY EVENING

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Lesson: Bad guys win, good guys lose, and you're left trying to maintain your sanity. 


SATURDAY LATE

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Lesson: All your dreams are just a filthy cesspool of misplaced hopes.

Enjoy.  RedCrake out.


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