We saw way too much against Buffalo...but that makes you wonder what CMR, CTG and CMB are going to dish from the menu against Missouri...below are a few of my suggestions and thanks to Ben and Jerry for their orignal(ish) names:
: The suspensions and the injuries are just too much for the Dawgs and the already limited team (only 70 or so players on scholarship) to overcome and UGA has a very Rocky Road in CoMo. With Theus and Dantzler limping along, Mitchell on his crutches, the doobie brothers still suspended (which no-one knows) and the second game suspensions of our pair of less-than-law abiding citizens...BUMP BUMP BUMP. It could get UGLY.
Missouri : We could get drawn out into a battle of the Big Uglies and it could get sloppy. The Missouri O-Line and the front defensive four are not as small as some think and may match up well against the Dawgs' huge linemen. If this happens and the Dawgs find themselves struggling in the trenches it could end up leaving Faurot field devoid of any green stuff (not unlike what they did over Spring Break). UGA knows they have to run the ball to succeed and most know that while Missouri likes to open up the game with passing, they still rely on the run.
: Just exactly what the name suggests. What if the Buffalo game is EXACTLY what we can expect from the 2012 version of the Bulldogs. We come out and play just like we did against Buffalo. No originality, the offense and defense are too limited by the lack of recruiting, coupled with the injuries and suspension. No blitzes, no passes to the TE, no exposing weaknesses on the outside, no half-time adjustments...We will all walk away going "that game, what a cluster *%^&".
: Holy crap, we see originality from Bobo, the Defense plays like it did against LSU in the first half of the SEC CG for the ENTIRE game. Our Freshmen running backs break 100 yards apiece..Jarvis just decides to have a Franklin sammich in the first quarter...if this happens then it will be better than anything the Karma Sutra could provide. Great Dreams for us all.
: This is what we have grown to expect. Not only is half the team suspended because of being half-baked, but Bobo's offense might look better if the fans were in that same mode. UGA pulls out a victory, but we all walk away holding our heads in our hands (and craving Funyuns), saying "any victory is a good win"...
: Only to be used in the event that Bacari Rambo is not suspended and destroys Pinkel and every other Tiger in sight single-evenhanded by using some weapon of mass destruction...LIKE THE BULLDOG DEFENSE.
And finally, in honor of our off-field problems,all come together and we pull off the : It is an very easy win and UGA does not suffer the effects of player's off-field antics. Suspensions are there, but it is such a cake walk that we do not miss the brownie eating players effects.