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Ri-kus: Kickoff Eve Edition

Yesterday may have been Footballmas, but today is Kickoff Eve for our beloved Bulldogs. As great as it was to watch real college football last night, for us, the season does not truly begin until the Dawgs tee it up tomorrow afternoon Between the Hedges. This is the last batch of ri-kus, so I wanted to make it a good one. It features the Big 3, a bonus tribute to a DGD, and several commenter-submitted ri-kus. Enjoy these pithy poems in the spirit of the holiday; may all your significant others understand your obsession with college football and may your Mountain Drews never run dry.

Florida


Offensive genius

has left Gators for Kansas.

Blame Tebow's shoulder.


Auburn


Cash be in da bag.

Da backpack be fulla swag.

Keep it real UGAg.


Georgia Tech


Pups can go to hell.

(((((45-42))))))

LOLOL.


Uga IX:


When I look at Russ,

I see a DGD and

a Dawg unblemished.

Now, we have several ri-kus (or hate-kus, if you like) submitted by Dawg Sports commenters. Dawg2011 wrote two lovely ri-kus, but I picked my favorite one for this spot.

From Dawg2011:

I Hate Florida
Cannot Stand the War Eagles
And Pity the Wreck

Chuckdawg posted this gem:

I can only hope
Franklin and Spurrier fight
in a cage Thursday

And T.Kyle eloquently expressed his hatred of his least-favorite team:

I hate hate hate hate
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
Hate hate hate Auburn

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via media.tripod.lycos.com


Blame Tebow's shoulder--and the Gator Busters.

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