As Spears has noted, today is that grand and glorious day for which we have longed for 234 long days. Our Dawgs do not kick off for a few more days, but we have real, live SEC football this evening for the first time in forever. I'm short on time today so their are no funny pictures, but just use your imaginations and picture the Franklin/Spurrier cage match chuckdawg mentioned. Enjoy not two but three ri-kus written from the perspective of our SEC brethren, including those playing today. So Felicitous Footballmas, Dawg Sports.

Vanderbilt

Playing the Commies

Will make you weak at the knees;

That Grantham's a tease.

Tennessee

Da'Rick's Da'Parture:

Not Da'Lightful, Da'Licious,

And not Da'Lovely.

South Carolina

As the Visor says,

"You cannot spell 'Lushed QB'

without 'weak schedule.'"