The Dawg Wørd(s): April 23, 2012


(This picture has been lawya'd)

As one might expect, with the level of traffic we regularly receive at Dawg Sports, we show up in a lot of search results. Generally, most of our search-result visitors have entered something fairly predictable, like "Georgia Bulldogs football," "did Georgia win last night," "Michael Adams is a huge disaster," or something like that. (Ok, not that last one. But still.)

And then, we have the outliers. Any comments by me are in (parentheses), and I have excluded all of the NSFW results. All of the following search terms have been used to reach a page or picture on the dawgsports.com website within the last 7 days:

- bald woman
- i'm a sheep hurr durr
- joker going to jail
- wordtech
- alabama medical marijuana
- tear of sleeping bear
- english bulldog 49ers
- karl marx black and white
- "dangling participle"
- crazy orc
- tie fighter box
- guys holding fish
- guy with a weed eater
- the woman in starfleet (Hint: I think there's more than one)
- the problem with new country music
- spring is in the air and so is chlamydia
- sec coaches kiss their wives (Well, some of them do, at least...)
- humuhumunukunukuapua'a
- hells naw
- mocking haters funny sayings
- poindexter
- nancy pelosi chess
- mormon graph (How is that different from a regular graph? Is it allowed to have multiple data sets?)
- understand your frustration (Yep)
- outlaw
- cool frisbee
- a man is kicking a ball up in the air.
- you are special image (I R special cat. This is special image)
- parvati shallow weight loss
- zero sh*ts were given
- pakistani jim
- antibacterial soap

From the "How do I Internet" department:
- he's newsletter jacket for school
- how georgia look like
- rings of fires geography
- jonathan weimaraner
- people hello alex grantham
- to have and have not film
- who had the name bulldogs first? mississippi or georgia? (Uh... I'm going to go with Georgia, since Mississippi hasn't even adopted the bulldog name (yet).)
- what do it do to men when they drink women urinr
- georgia state dog that lay and is brown and real
- silent verbal commitment (Inigo Montoya "You keep using that word".jpg)

From the "Dang, are you in the wrong place" department:
- notre dame touchdown jesus
- nba conference map
- u of o
- netball team around highland that needs team players? (Uh... what?)
- minnesota's state nickname
- nice puerto rico pic
- redhead irish women (Rest of the internet, boys. Rest of the internet.)
- world's ugliest cat
- proud to be an auburn tiger
- uf gator
- UAB mascot photos
- win lose or draw vicki lawrence
- jodie foster 1981 (Uh... did they ever release Hinkley from jail?)
- lamb chop puppet - gerri dinardo (snicker at the "i")
- ralph friedgen coaching rumors
- tn vol bikini
- oregon state football

And finally, from the "We just can't get away from these guys" category:
- why has sports media completely counted boise state out???
AND
- boise state football team roster 1980

Go Dawgs!

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