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Open letter to Damian Swann

Dear Mr. Swann,

As a fan of the Bulldog Nation, it is my duty to inform you that we have collectedly decided you routine for the next 6 months.

Due to the idiotic and immature actions of your teammates, we had to take drastic measure to ensure that there will be someone playing CB in the first few games of the 2013 season. Therefore, you daily routine will consists of 3 core tasks: studying, practicing and working out. There will be no late night activities with your boys. There will be no fun road trips to the beach and such. There will be no incidents with hash browns. And all women in your life must be approved by CMR and there must be room to slide a Ryrie study Bible in between you and any such women. Finally and most importantly, if you see any alcohol or illegal drugs, you are require to leave said premises immediately. We know you are underage. Certainly, Chief Joseph Lumpkin Sr. ACC-PD knows you are underage and so there is no reason whatsoever for you to be around alcohol.

Please think about the team and the commitment you made to the University of Georgia. Please consider the thousands of crazed fans that live vicariously through you and the Bulldogs.

Failure to comply will result in placing you in a bubble tethered in the weight room where you will be supervised 24/7 by Coach T.

Regards,

the Dawgnation

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