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Ole Saban Goes Down to Georgia

I guess we have all read about Nick Saban trying to poach Shaq Wiggins the other day on a visit and are all proud that the young man was able to fend off the approach. An unproven source has relayed the below on what really happened:
(no disrespect to CDB or Cherokee's Grip, but I just could not resist)

The Devil Went Down To Georgia, The Charlie Daniels Band - karaoke (via LuciaED)

Ole Saban went down to Georgia, he was looking for a recruit to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he's way behind having 2013 commits to fill.
When he came across this young man playin' DB on a field burnin' hot.
And ole Saban jumped on an Igloo cooler and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I guess you didn't know it, but I've coached a DB or two.
"And if you'd care to commit right here, I'll make a promise to you.
"Now you play a pretty good Defense, boy, but give ole Saban his due:
"I bet a scholarship of coal against Georgia Gold, 'cos I think Bama's the place for you."
The boy said: "My name's Shaq and it might be a win,
"But I got 4 years at Georgia you're gonna regret, and where ya gonna be then."

Shaq strap on your pads and play your defense hard.
'Cos Saban has broke loose in Georgia and is promising a house of cards.
And if you win you get 4 years of Georgia Schollie gold.
But if you lose, ole Saban gets your soul.

Ole Saban opened up his case and he said: "Here's all the papers ya need."
And fire flew from his pen tip as he flipped them for him to read.
As he pulled the pen across the page it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of Bama coaches joined in and it sounded something like this.

(Imagine broken promises and dysfunctional dreams set to Alabama banjos and jew harps)

When ole Saban finished, Shaq said: "Pretty promises there, ole evil one.
"But sit down in that chair, right there, and let Georgia show you how it's done."

Fire on the snap, nail that quarterback son.
Grantham's defense makes it hard to get yard one .
Offenses destroyed, programs left a mess.
"Richt, does this DAWG bite?"
"Yes, Shaq, Yes."

Ole Saban bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that packet of broken promises on the ground at Shaq's feet.
Shaq said: "Saban just come on back when Slive schedules you again.
"cause I told you once, you son of a gun, this program's the best there's ever been."

Fire on the snap, nail that quarterback son.
Grantham's defense makes it hard to get yard one .
Offenses destroyed, programs left a mess.
"Richt, does this DAWG bite?"
"Yes, Shaq, Yes."

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