I told y'all we were going to be big-time in soccer soon, but nobody believed me. In their effort to join the ranks of the proverbial "big boys," our women's soccer team has managed to get a player arrested for theft. This morning, Carli Shultis was arrested and booked in the A-CC jail for stealing a $1.06 order of hashbrowns at the Tate Center Bulldog Cafe. Allegedly, she was seen by a food services employee putting the hashbrowns in her pocket. (Go ahead and imagine that these are Waffle House-style hashbrowns, not McDonalds-style hashbrowns. It'll give you the only laugh one can manage out of this embarrassing fiasco.)