This will be the last posting before Thanksgiving, so I hope y'all have a great time celebrating with family and friends. If nothing else, we can all be thankful that we're not Techies, even if our coach is not a genius like theirs. Today's Triple Option feature is a poem by Christopher Marlowe called "Who Ever Loved That Loved Not at First Sight?" Hating Tech is not only easy, but something that is pretty much unavoidable for all people of discernment and taste Bulldogs. With apologies to Marlowe:

There are teams out there you cannot help but hate,
for hate at times seems a matter of fate.
When wins are stripped, the gloating can begin;
we laugh when they're returned, remeb'ring when

wins against Georgia meant more than schollies
to those gold idgits. We get our jollies
by laughing at their high-school-style offense
and their soft, accommodating defense.
Between big and little brother, love is slight;
all DGDs loathe Techies at first sight.