The time is drawing nigh. As RedCrake noted in his handy weekly printable college football schedule, tonight is the night for fans of the Georgia Bulldogs to enjoy rooting against their rivals, secure in the knowledge that the Red and Black cannot lose this Saturday.
At 6:00 p.m. Eastern, the Florida Gators kick off against the Vanderbilt Commodores in Nashville on ESPNU, and we can root for a meteor to strike the stadium during the postgame handshake. An hour after that one starts, we can enjoy watching the resistible force of the Arkansas Razorbacks meet the movable object of the Kentucky Wildcats on Fox Sports South. At the same time, on Fox, Lane Kiffin's USC Trojans will face . . . ah, who cares; just root against Lane Kiffin, all right?
At 8:00 p.m. Eastern, we will cheer on the LSU Tigers as they take on the South Carolina Gamecocks on ESPN. An hour into that critical contest, the Mississippi St. Bulldogs will host the Tennessee Volunteers on ESPN2. A quarter-hour later, an improbable clash of ranked teams will begin on ESPNU between the Louisiana Tech Bulldogs and the Texas A&M Aggies.
Fire up the television, jump into the comment thread, and hope for the worst for all concerned.