Just had to go ahead and post these for posterity before I forget them. Happy 1st Day of the 2012 College Football Calendar!
"If there's one thing worse than chlamydia, it's Florida" - From the movie "Easy A." Yes, it was actually really funny.
"They're developing a new reality show called 'Pregnant Mothers, Pregnant Daughters,' which is a lot catchier than the original title, 'Florida.'" - I don't know where this is from, but it's awesome.