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Late Night Dawg Bites: Rewarding Kyle Chandler, Missing Justin Houston, and Welcoming West Virginia?

As Ferris Bueller rightly noted, life moves pretty fast, so much so sometimes that it becomes nearly impossible to keep up with every item of note, but have no fear, Bulldog Nation, because Dawg Sports is here to get you up to speed on newsworthy events of interest to partisans of the Red and Black, so buckle up and grab onto something, because we’re about to run through the latest like shot through a gun:

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There’s a better than average chance I’ve overlooked an important tidbit, so, if you have any news (or observations regarding any news) to share, please feel free to offer your insights in the comments below.

Go ‘Dawgs!

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Thank you very much Kyle

I had a couple of these pieces around (particularly tennis), it helps that you rounded them up.

"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker

by chuckdawg on Sep 19, 2011 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Some may feel as Houston does...

But we aren’t former players so nobody pays much attention to us. Since people do pay attention to Houston (marginally) he ought to keep his feelings to himself.

If we want to raise the sack count, I’d recommend Marcus Howard instead. I sure could go for a repeat of the Sugar Bowl right about now.

Sacrificing goats, chugging Maker's Mark, and walking underneath The Arch.

by RedCrake on Sep 19, 2011 12:18 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Its the sort of journalistic excellence

That the blogosphere just can’t provide.

Sacrificing goats, chugging Maker's Mark, and walking underneath The Arch.

by RedCrake on Sep 19, 2011 12:32 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Kyle Chandler

The “C” in “NCT” is for Chandler, but I haven’t seen him at any family reunions.

by NCT on Sep 19, 2011 1:42 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Proud of the emmy a UGA alum pulled in last night

but I will also continue to tell everyone I can about Newman being a UGA alum, it doesn’t get much better than Newmanium

You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell

by Dawg in Beaumont on Sep 19, 2011 8:15 AM EDT reply actions  

On the plus side for West Virginia

it opens up my wealth of Jesco White jokes.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 8:24 AM EDT reply actions  

see

You just made me think of Pat White. Bad idea all around.

by Mark Mandingo on Sep 19, 2011 8:34 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

That documentary was equal parts insane, surreal, and entirely believable.

If you’ve never seen “The Wild Whites of West Virginia,” you should go check it out on Netflix or whatever other video source you have.

I think the following sums up that entire family’s worldview, though:

by vineyarddawg on Sep 19, 2011 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

thank you both for alerting me

and why was I not made aware of this sooner.

by Mark Mandingo on Sep 19, 2011 9:46 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yes

This is an amazing documentary. If you like Hank III or meth heads that like Hank III, it’s right up your alley.

by andycapps on Sep 19, 2011 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have not

and I will. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is so awesome. You better believe I am there.

"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker

by chuckdawg on Sep 19, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or where it all began

The Dancin’ Outlaw!

"Uvarum, Uvarum Fit, Uvarum.... double Fit..."
- Augustus "Gus" McCrae

by Munson's_Marbles on Sep 19, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just laughed...

… hard!

"Uvarum, Uvarum Fit, Uvarum.... double Fit..."
- Augustus "Gus" McCrae

by Munson's_Marbles on Sep 19, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seconded

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

WVU is a bad idea

I can see them wanting to improve our basketball strength, but they’re not a good fit for the conference. It’s hard to get to Morgantown, the fans are.. unique. I guess they’re fairly similar in fanbase to Kentucky, so I’ll leave that right there.

For Justin Houston to say that about Richt, it’s a little shocking but definitely makes me wonder if he said that, how many current and former players are thinking the same thing.

by andycapps on Sep 19, 2011 9:07 AM EDT reply actions  

How can we protest the West Virginia situation with the SEC?

It just doesn’t make sense. I agree seceding from Virginia is a disqualifier.

by millenniumdawg on Sep 19, 2011 9:22 AM EDT reply actions  

write to the university president

He’s a competent gu….ok. The board of regents knows about good leadership, maybe……well I guess just call Dan Magill.

by Mark Mandingo on Sep 19, 2011 9:28 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Well can we get Virginia instead ?

I think that would be a quite cavalier addition.

"Uvarum, Uvarum Fit, Uvarum.... double Fit..."
- Augustus "Gus" McCrae

by Munson's_Marbles on Sep 19, 2011 9:40 AM EDT reply actions  

goes to show the level of mental mastery here

west virginia didn’t break off from virginia due to the civil war. the civil war simply brought about the means to the end. those east of the blue ridge mountains were taxed lower and were given a higher representation in the virginia government than those west of the blue ridge. the prevailing thought was if you owned slaves your voice counted for more in the day to day dealings of the virginia government. what is now west virginia was not agricultural by any stretch of the imagination and thusly held very few slaves. and this was well before the civil war. those west of the blue ridge mountains had been wanting to seperate from virginia for a very long time. the civil war was the means to that end.
plus the souths best commanding field general came from what is now west virginia..the south had no better battlefield commander than general stonewall jackson and he is/was from west virginia. so please do continue to show your ignorance in history

hard to get to morgantown? oh really? it’s isanely easy to get to morgantown, actually closer for a uga fan to get to morgantown than it is to get to arkansas, same for south carolina, florida, ut, uk. someone doesn’t know their geography very well.

by Vance Markus Jones on Sep 19, 2011 1:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesco is that you?

Use a capital letter or write a complete sentence if that’s you.

by MaconDawg on Sep 19, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Dude don't get him mad!

“Jesco is the Devil” – Norma

"Uvarum, Uvarum Fit, Uvarum.... double Fit..."
- Augustus "Gus" McCrae

by Munson's_Marbles on Sep 19, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

we go to fayetteville

but twice a decade. We’d go to Morgantown once every two years.

by Mark Mandingo on Sep 19, 2011 2:22 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

True or false;

WV seceded from a state that seceded in the 1860s.

by UGAVike on Sep 19, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dang Vance Markus Jones...

… did you really get that upset? Or is this like one of those strange jokes that no one else gets and then an awkward silence just hushes the onlookers as you walk away as happy as Howard Roark because you get it and all the other sheoples do not and/or could not?

If so, I get it and it was hilarious! if not … … … (lack of control + irrational response – personality + silence (x) awkward silence ÷ friends = 0)

"Uvarum, Uvarum Fit, Uvarum.... double Fit..."
- Augustus "Gus" McCrae

by Munson's_Marbles on Sep 19, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're "that guy"

"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker

by chuckdawg on Sep 19, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, this place is like "That Guy" bootcamp

but in the special forces variety.

"Uvarum, Uvarum Fit, Uvarum.... double Fit..."
- Augustus "Gus" McCrae

by Munson's_Marbles on Sep 19, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

West Virginia to the SEC?

I just love all the typical WV jokes floating around here. That says more about the maturity level of some of you than it does us.

 We have a beautiful state and the people are kind. We have a proud football tradition, as much as any of your schools. Bringing up Jesco White as a preview of all our people would be like me bringing up the movie “Deliverance” to incorporate how the people in your state act. If you have actually been to WV and spent any amount of time here, you would be less than honest if you stated our entire state is like the Whites.

I have been all over the world and every place has it’s bad areas and people. GA and WV are no different. Oh, and talking about academics? This should have NOTHING to do with what conference we are in. This is about sports. However if you must, do a quick search on WVU’s Rhodes Scholars and tell me what you find.

No matter which conference WVU ends up in, SEC or ACC, we will be fine. However, to use pointless and misleading insults against a state and fan base is juvenile at best. Thus you color yourselves with the same shade you are trying to bestow on us.

by eerenvy on Sep 19, 2011 1:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Deliverance was filmed in Alabama if we want to go there.

"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker

by chuckdawg on Sep 19, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually

It was Rabun county. Better you heard it from me.

by Mark Mandingo on Sep 19, 2011 2:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I have been misinformed for many years:

Acccording to IMDB:

Beufort, SC
Chatttoga River, Ga
Clayton GA
Lake Jocassee, SC
Lake Tallulah Falls, GA
Oconee County, SC (yes, SC)
Rabun Gap, GA
Sylva, NC
Talluah Gorge, GA

"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker

by chuckdawg on Sep 19, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should have put in there: According to IMDB these are the filming locations.

"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker

by chuckdawg on Sep 19, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

All of those make sense to me

with the exception of Beaufort. Any idea what portion of the movie was filmed there?

by UGAVike on Sep 19, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can't imagine

It has to ne interiors. There’s nothing low country about deliverance.

by Mark Mandingo on Sep 19, 2011 2:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

yeah

I just know because I’ve been to Dillard a time or two and that’s where a lot of the stuff in town was shot. They’re proud of it (not that I wouldn’t be)

by Mark Mandingo on Sep 19, 2011 2:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah serioulsy, can you imagine this autographed photo of Ned Beatty

"Uvarum, Uvarum Fit, Uvarum.... double Fit..."
- Augustus "Gus" McCrae

by Munson's_Marbles on Sep 19, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except of course . . .

for the fact that Deliverance was a work of fiction. What we call a “novel.” But other than that, yeah, perfect apples to apples comparison.

Also tut-tuting about maturity from a commenter whose university’s own Athletic Director just got through begging his fanbase to police itself about the wearing of West F’ing Virginia teeshirts rings a little hollow.

West Virginia is a beautiful state, home to many wonderful people. I think everyone here will spot you that one. I’ll also spot you that you’re too intelligent a person to get worked up over half-thought out jokes on a college football blog.

Oh, and WVU has had one Rhodes Scholar since 1996. UGA’s had 7. Since you’re counting.

by MaconDawg on Sep 19, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ok then...

WVU is classified as a Research University (High Research Activity) by the Carnegie Foundation for the Advancement of Teaching.

Twenty-five WVU students have received Rhodes Scholarships for study at Oxford; few public universities have produced more Rhodes Scholars than WVU.

WVU ranks nationally for prestigious scholarships – 25 Rhodes Scholars, 21 Truman Scholars, 33 Goldwater Scholars, two British Marshall Scholars, two Morris K. Udall Scholars, five USA Today All-USA College Academic First Team Members (and 11 academic team honorees), eight Boren Scholars, five Gilman Scholars, three Department of Homeland Security Scholars, two Fulbright Scholars, and one Jack Kent Cooke Foundation Graduate Scholar.

The Carnegie Foundation for the Advancement of Teaching recognized the scope and success of WVU’s impact by selecting the University for the Community Engagement Classification, putting WVU in the 6 percent of higher education institutions that Carnegie recognizes for engagement out of all U.S. institutions. It is the only institution in West Virginia the foundation recognizes for its community engagement.

WVU has earned the Carnegie Foundation’s Community Engagement Classification. Only 6% of all universities have.

WVU was ranked in the 2011 top 20 "Best Places to Work in Academia" by The Scientist magazine—1 of only 2 land-grant institutions and just 4 comprehensive universities in total made the list.

Hayley Leight, a senior biology major from Bridgeport, is the first WVU student to win a Fulbright Scholarship in 11 years. She’s spending a year in Indonesia teaching English to middle and high school students.

WVU has more Rhodes Scholars than any other Big East school.

The WVU Debate Team finished in the top ten in the national Cross Examination Debate Assoc. tournament, its best finish ever.

The WVU 4-H club was named the 2011 National Collegiate 4-H Club of the Year.

Engineering major Cody White is WVU’s first student to win a National Security Education Program’s David L. Boren Scholarship as a freshman. WVU has had five Boren Scholars in the last three years.

Shawna Mullenax, is WVU’s 5th Gilman Scholar. She plans to study in Bolivia, working with children in service learning project with Amizade.

Morgantown is ranked by Southern Living as one of the south’s best college towns.

The College of Law ranked 15th nationally in Best Law Schools in Public Interest in the Winter 2011 edition of Pre Law Magazine.

The Dance Team returned from Daytona, Florida, with their second consecutive championship title from the National Dance Alliance Collegiate Championship 2011.

Professor Anne F. Cronin, PhD, won a Fulbright Specialist grant to help faculty at the University of Kelaniya, Sri Lanka, design an undergraduate degree program for occupational therapists.

The College of Business and Economics has been ranked as number 90 in the Best Undergraduate Business Schools of 2011, in the Bloomberg Businessweek.

WVU’s combined varsity athletic teams have an academic progress rate score of 974. The APR is based on eligibility and retention of student-athletes over a four-year period. The NCAA average score is 970. WVU had six teams with perfect 1,000 scores: cross country, rifle, women’s soccer, rowing, men’s soccer, and tennis.

Physics doctoral student Justin Elfritz is one of six graduate students nationwide chosen to participate in the first Los Alamos Space Weather Summer School.

Biology graduate student Eli Rodgers-Melnick has been chosen to attend the 2011 61st annual Lindau Meeting of Nobel Laureates in Germany.

Darryl Talley, a four year starter for WVU football from 1978-1982, was named to the College Football Hall of Fame.

Interpol invited WVU to participate in its Forensic Science Symposium in Lyon, France, demonstrating the University’s reputation as a leader in the forensics industry.

WVU Healthcare was named one of the most digital hospitals in the nation by the Healthcare Information and Management Systems Society.

Kerri Phillips, an aerospace engineering PhD candidate, received an Amelia Earhart Fellowship from Zonta International, which works to advance the status of women worldwide.

The Carnegie Foundation for the Advancement of Teaching has honored 18 WVU faculty as West Virginia Professors of the Year.

In March 2011, a team of WVU chemistry researchers won first place at the Annual Society of Toxicology meeting in Washington, D.C. The team of faculty and students came in first out of 2,000 applicants.

USA Today’s Guide to Green Living included WVU’s green efforts in an article in the May 2011 issue. It noted the University’s efforts to compile a guide to courses that cover sustainability.

The Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering Department was ranked 22 by the National Science Foundation for R&D expenditures in fiscal year 2009.

WVU’s Davis College of Agriculture, Natural Resources and Design has been chosen as a Peace Corps Master’s International partner, and will participate in an innovative program that allows graduate students to pursue a master of science degree while also completing an international service internship with the Peace Corps.

Dr. Nick Wu, an associate professor in Department of Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering, recently received two National Institute of Health grants to develop nano-biotechnology to diagnose cancer and toxicity of nanoparticles.

The Daily Athenaeum was a third-place finalist in the National Society of Professional Journalists’ Best All-Around Daily Student Newspaper contest.

Katherine Bomkamp, a freshman political science major from Waldorf, Md., is the first WVU student to be inducted into the National Museum of Education’s National Gallery for America’s Young Inventors.

The USDA awarded WVU nearly $5 million to help tackle childhood obesity.

Physics major Scott Cushing, WVU’s 33rd Goldwater Scholar, won a research grant from the National Science Foundation’s Graduate Research Fellowship Program so he can continue his research on surface plasmon resonance.

More than two dozen WVU graduate programs were ranked by U.S. News & World Report as among the best in the country: primary care, pharmacy, industrial and manufacturing engineering, rehabilitation counseling, and clinical psychology were among the top 50, with another twelve in the top 100.

WVU has made the most progress of any of the nation’s flagship universities in providing access for low-income and underrepresented minority students, according to a report from The Education Trust.

Gina Damato, a senior in public relations, oversaw a campaign by American Eagle Outfitters that targeted her fellow students. An article in USA Today highlighted her part in how companies now market to college students.

The WVU School of Medicine has been recognized as the 7th-best school of medicine in the country for rural medicine, according to U.S. News & World Report’s 2012 edition of "America’s Best Graduate Schools." It also placed in the top 50 for primary care.

The Sport Management Program in the College of Physical Activity and Sport Sciences was rated as one of the top 15 graduate programs in sport management by SportBiz magazine.

The School of Nursing’s online doctor of nursing practice program is one of only four in the country that is accredited. The School of Nursing’s master’s program – also an online program – recently was named one of the best graduate programs in the country by U.S. News & World Report magazine.

WVU’s Davis College of Agriculture, Natural Resources and Design has been chosen as a Peace Corps Master’s International partner, and will participate in an innovative program that allows graduate students to pursue a master of science degree while also completing an international service internship with the Peace Corps.

A WVU project to seal off transportation tunnels during a terrorist attack or natural disaster was profiled on the National Geographic channel. The project—a plug designed to inflate should there be a fire or a breach in a transportation system—was also featured in the show "Hi-Tech War on Terror."

Byron Patterson, a mechanical and aerospace engineering major, is WVU’s third Department of Homeland Security Scholar. He was one of only eleven chosen in 2010.

The Five Year Teacher Education Program received a Distinguished Program in Teacher Education Award from the National Association of Teacher Education.

In the American Institute for Economic Research’s 2009-2010 College Destinations Index, Morgantown placed 19th in the "college towns" category.

History professor Robert Blobaum received a $420,000 grant to create a dual-degree master’s program in Central and Eastern European studies.

Betty Shelton, associate dean for undergraduate academic affairs at the School of Nursing, was named a 2009 fellow by the National League for Nursing’s Academy of Nursing Education. She created the "Shelton Model of Student Retention," which stresses face-to-face interviews for all nursing school candidates. The School now boasts a 90 percent student retention rate.

WVU finished 40th in the final 2011 Learfield Sports Directors’ Cup standings; the school has finished in the top 50 for four consecutive years.

The Big East Conference selected 158 WVU student-athletes as 2009-10 Big East Academic All-Stars.

The College of Engineering and Mineral Resources sent its first team to NASA’s lunabotics competition in 2011, and the team took third place in the mining division, among other honors. The 46 teams were tasked with designing and building a robot capable of working on the lunar surface.

by eerenvy on Sep 19, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, serioulsy ... it is all jokes

and no one cares. Your state and your people are the best. Sleep well tonight knowing that we all know now. How embarrassing.

"Uvarum, Uvarum Fit, Uvarum.... double Fit..."
- Augustus "Gus" McCrae

by Munson's_Marbles on Sep 19, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can we just argue from the other perspective...

The SEC is not worthy of you, your state, and certainly not your academic institution. You win!

"Uvarum, Uvarum Fit, Uvarum.... double Fit..."
- Augustus "Gus" McCrae

by Munson's_Marbles on Sep 19, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude

King is the one who brought up the academic stuff and a couple others made posts related to it as well. You wouldn’t defend your school/state? I originally came here to read his article and talk a little expansion. Guess that was being a little too logical.

by eerenvy on Sep 19, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're taking it too personally.

Thanks for visiting the site. You are welcome to add your two cents about conference realignment. Getting all butthurt about Jessco White and academics jokes isn’t really productive, although I guess you’re free to do that, too. More to the point, Kyle’s point about academics was that WVU isn’t as strong as Missouri. I suppose you could try to debate that issue if you wanted to say something relevant.

Take a deep breath. Calm down. This is a UGA site. We are a snarky people, as are most who are doing the Internet correctly, frankly. Feel free to join in some good-natured snark or add legitimate views on conference expansion. But I do recommend that you simmer down with the insecure, “oh yeah my school really is cool” mess. It’s not attractive. Nor does it help your cause.

by NCT on Sep 19, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well, yes, it is.

But this fact is indisputable and widely known and does not require the cutting-and-pasting of “points of pride”.

by NCT on Sep 19, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, did you even think before hitting "post"...?

This is like watching American idol tryouts … I don’t … because when I have tried I literally am too embarrassed for the person on the TV that I literally cannot watch.

"Uvarum, Uvarum Fit, Uvarum.... double Fit..."
- Augustus "Gus" McCrae

by Munson's_Marbles on Sep 19, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm really sorry, eerenvy.

It’s not that we don’t like you. It’s just that we already have an Alabama fanbase in our conference. Two, actually.

by vineyarddawg on Sep 19, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

And

And Saban is from WV… lol

by eerenvy on Sep 19, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I stopped at this:

The Dance Team returned from Daytona, Florida, with their second consecutive championship title from the National Dance Alliance Collegiate Championship 2011.

The only thing missing is a hype vid.

"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker

by chuckdawg on Sep 19, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I just wet myself

not proud of it…but it happened

"Uvarum, Uvarum Fit, Uvarum.... double Fit..."
- Augustus "Gus" McCrae

by Munson's_Marbles on Sep 19, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

West Virginia as a "beautiful state"

I take random road trips from time to time on long holiday weekends. I think it was Memorial Day several days back, my buddy and I headed northeast to Gatlinburg (buddy loves it; I hate it, but I love the surrounding area). Anyway, we spent Friday night there and decided to press on, avoiding Interstate Highways, making our way past Knoxville, through Elizabethton, and up yonder to Roanoke before veering more direckly northerly, winding up at the New River Gorge. I reckon we were skating the divide between the New and Shenandoah Rivers there for a while.

The parts of West Virginia we saw were absolutely beautiful. I would suggest, however, that West Virginia likely is full of places about which one might say, “Can’t get there from here”.

by NCT on Sep 19, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

“several days” should be “several years”, although there are a lot of days in several years, but you know.

by NCT on Sep 19, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't forget the Krishna temple

just south of Wheeling.

There’s also a giant bottle of beer on ice (the “send as a postcard” thing on that site is broken until I get time to make it spammer proof).

by CraigT on Sep 19, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES! I love an "our state is better than your state" thread

… most especially as I am pounding out my rants while sitting in my living room in Norway!

Game on!


reason #293.21 why Georgia is way better than W.V.

Filmed in Georgia!

"Uvarum, Uvarum Fit, Uvarum.... double Fit..."
- Augustus "Gus" McCrae

by Munson's_Marbles on Sep 19, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I nominate this

for the official “your argument is invalid” picture for dawgsports in regard to all WVU related issues.

by Mark Mandingo on Sep 19, 2011 3:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

I mean, I would just pull out the secret weapon...

… but it is more fun to let the game play out.

This one you can use literally world wide and it seriously works!:

I was actually forced to break out these big guns this past summer in Nepal of all places and immediately was showered with apologies and exaltation’s of supremacy

"Uvarum, Uvarum Fit, Uvarum.... double Fit..."
- Augustus "Gus" McCrae

by Munson's_Marbles on Sep 19, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Indeed.

And just to make it clear, not only is Coca-Cola from Georgia, but SO IS SANTA CLAUS as we know him.

by NCT on Sep 19, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one thinks your state is full of the Whites

we just think it’s a funny documentary.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

must… not… make… racial… joke…

by vineyarddawg on Sep 19, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is funny

Those people are just nuts. Hard to believe that some people live that way, no matter where they are from.

by eerenvy on Sep 19, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

And like you say, there's people of that ilk all over

why you’re getting all sore and thinking that we all think that’s every West Virginian, well, you’d be wrong. But by all means, be offended at whatever you like. So long as you don’t try to light me on fire.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No

No, that would be couches if we would manage to beat LSU this weekend…

by eerenvy on Sep 19, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have it on high authority

that the state of TN has no such people.

by Mark Mandingo on Sep 19, 2011 4:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Let me help you there, Mark Mandingo.

The state of TN has no such people. No natives, at least. All of the natives are at least 1/4 bear and 1/4 cat.

(See what I did there?)

by vineyarddawg on Sep 19, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kyle King is Ignorant

It looks to me like King has spent too much time rafting down the Georgia mountains and must have been mistreated by some mountain men.

by jpf on Sep 19, 2011 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Georgia State?

Is that you?

by Mark Mandingo on Sep 19, 2011 2:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

THAT...

made me laugh out loud!

Success is never final. --Winston Churchill

by Inteljumper on Sep 19, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wonder if...

this is why you don’t want us?

by Kairosawakening on Sep 19, 2011 2:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Reading can be a great experience

Actually, I think Kyle addressed that in the post, and it’s a point in favor of the annexation of WFV.

by NCT on Sep 19, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

she's pretty hot

/leans on national championship trophy

by Mark Mandingo on Sep 19, 2011 2:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   2 recs

I don't want you ...

… if all the WV fans are as whiny as the ones showing up around these parts tonight. I mean what the heck just happened here? I feel like we have just been blitzkrieged by a barrage of bitching! ( I am not calling anyone names … I am just adding color to the description of my feelings… and Dr. Leo Marvin says that is okay!)

"Uvarum, Uvarum Fit, Uvarum.... double Fit..."
- Augustus "Gus" McCrae

by Munson's_Marbles on Sep 19, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Good point

Good point from a Gator fan on another site…

“There is one big thing I dont think people are considering as far as WVU. They are obsessed with WVU and CFB. Its not just watching WVU games but all SEC games. Which a lot of die hard SEC fans do. Mizziou may be in a big market, but does that market really care that much about them. They may watch when they win but do they care enough to watch when they don’t or watch the rest of the SEC. SEC is much more than the sum of its parts, Its one gigantic market and it wants the fans and viewers that will be a part of that.”

by eerenvy on Sep 19, 2011 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Good point.

There’s a whole lot to be said for degree of passion. This is one of the reasons I do not like the idea of Louisville in the SEC. The fans really aren’t very good at being football fans.

by NCT on Sep 19, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

We love our team and football in general. Our fans also travel very well and always have. We just want to be in a conference that is challenging when all is said and done. We also know we would take our lumps to begin with in the SEC. SEC fans seem as enthused as our fans when it comes to football, we like that.

I guess another possibility is the ACC for us. Most of us don’t care for that due to their elitists attitude and poor fan showing when it comes to filling up a stadium. Who knows where we will end up? Will be glad when it is over.

by eerenvy on Sep 19, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a solid argument for West Virginia, eerenvy.

Louisville for example just doesn’t have that burning, decades old love of football. Probably never will. Other than Kentucky and Vandy (who we all humor as the oddball relatives who everyone at least tolerates because, well , they’re family what are you gonna do?) that’s a constant in the SEC.

And to echo some of the comments above, you guys are more than welcome on the blog, so long as you set your snark meters to 11 before stepping in the door. You know how other blogs have “that guy” who corrects your grammar and is sarcastic about everything? Around here you have to take a number to be that guy, and the waiting list is at 4,385.

Also, and I cannot stress this enough, don’t make any jokes about Uga, our mascot. It’s really about the only thing that’s totally off limits around here besides politics, pornography and indescriminate F-bombs. If West Virginia is anything like Georgia, you can insult a lot of things about a man, but his dog isn’t one of them.

by MaconDawg on Sep 19, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Wouldn’t think of making fun of Uga. Remember, we have the Mountaineer and know it would not set well with fans.

by eerenvy on Sep 19, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thank you for taking it down a notch, eerenvy.

I bear the Mountaineers no ill will, and I would love the opportunity to get a rematch of the 2006 Sugar Bowl. I simply believe there are better options for SEC expansion than West Virginia. This is more a compliment to the other contenders than a slam at West Virginia.

If WVU is brought into the league, I will welcome the Mountaineers, as I will welcome the Aggies, and as I welcomed the Gamecocks and the Razorbacks. However, while you are right that the SEC certainly could do worse, I believe the SEC could do better, as well.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 19, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arky might be an appropriate comp

smaller state, no extremely populated, but extremely passionate about their team and solid athletic program on the whole.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pittsburgh TV Market

We have more viewers in the Pitt TV market than they do… something to think about. Maryland and DC areas as well, many viewers.

by eerenvy on Sep 19, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arky has some markets...

Little Rock is 3/4 of a mil, and they have large groups in Memphis and I want to say a decent sized group in St Louis and Dallas too. So I stand by my comp of the two states of primarily hill folk (Ozark vs Appalachia). And y’all are both insanely passionate, with insane probably not nearly a strong enough word. It’s not a slight eer.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean no disrespect to the Mountaineer when I say this

But it would be damn funny if every past Mountaineer were buried in a mausoleum next to y’all’s football field.

The 984 Has Spoken!

by The984 on Sep 19, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not only are Louisville fans few and fair-weather,

but they don’t add to your footprint. Louisville is at least half UK, and the rest of the state is all UK.

by CraigT on Sep 19, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No problem

Our state and the people in it just seem to get knocked a good bit and some of us are quick to defend. As far as your opinion on expansion, I respect that. Yes we would enjopy playing UGA again, as well as any SEC teams. Hope we can hang with LSU Saturday night, but it will be tough.

by eerenvy on Sep 19, 2011 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I mean this with no disrepect, but I would not want to be going to Baton Rouge this weekend. Not at all.

"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker

by chuckdawg on Sep 19, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think it matters

I still wouldn’t want to go there. BR sucks (LA resident).

by Mark Mandingo on Sep 19, 2011 5:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Good point.

Games in Baton Rouge are excuses to go to New Orleans. Even my cousin’s wedding in Baton Rouge* was just an excuse to go to New Orleans.**

The wedding actually was in Belize, but I didn’t go; the reception was in BR.
*
I hope she does not read this blog.

by NCT on Sep 19, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was the "Paul and Joe Willy" trip, wasn't it?

We had a good time at the wedding reception and in the French Quarter with the Alabama fans.

by CraigT on Sep 19, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, that was the trip.

… which means it includes 1/1/1993 (Bama versus Miami Sugar Bowl).

By the way, I got that entire story into a tweet:

I’ve mentioned on SBN: My GT brother and UGA I were in NO NYD 93: he intro’d us as “Paul and my little bro Joe Willie” = free drinks.

by NCT on Sep 19, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Usually I think of things I should have said after the fact

I’m still surprised I came up with that one on the fly. And that it worked.

by CraigT on Sep 19, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

But brother if you just keep on driving...

… straight on through Baton Rouge and on to Lafayette you come up on a restaurant called Prejeans that will make you slap yo mamma! Seriously, I hate Baton Rouge and the LSU experience more than the Quincey Carter 5 interceptions experience in Columbia (and I got my car towed at that game and could not get out of there) and I was praying for a quick death that night. Any time you have to make the road trip to Baton Rouge head on over to Lafayette and take a little stop into Prejeans. It will at least make the ride home somewhat better, even in the case of a loss.

"Uvarum, Uvarum Fit, Uvarum.... double Fit..."
- Augustus "Gus" McCrae

by Munson's_Marbles on Sep 19, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apologies, I should have checked the schedule.

Let me rephrase: I would not want to play LSU.

"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker

by chuckdawg on Sep 19, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

went through there

I went through there during the hurricanes

by eerenvy on Sep 19, 2011 5:12 PM EDT reply actions  

FWIW, my computer at works sucks. "know the shooting location of a film."

"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker

by chuckdawg on Sep 19, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hear ya

The silicon chip inside my head got switched to “overload” around mid-morning.

by NCT on Sep 19, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

It could be worse.

You could have used the term “enthused” in a public forum.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 19, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Twas g*d awful ever time I saw it. All I could do not to say anything other than, "bless his little heart."

"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker

by chuckdawg on Sep 19, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Forgot

I forgot to ask you guys… what is the deal with everyone saying LSU fans smell like corndogs? I keep hearing that and remember hearing that when we played them down there last year.

by eerenvy on Sep 19, 2011 7:00 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

Res ipsa loquitur.

Any Latin scholars know how to say “the thing inherently smells of corndogs”? (in Latin, I mean)

by NCT on Sep 20, 2011 12:53 AM EDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

from trackemtigers.com

LSU fans smell just like corn dogs.

Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.

LSU fans do smell like corn dogs.

I would never tell them that to their face though. This is something
better said at internet distances. Even now, I am afraid.

I am afraid that they’ll know I said it. I’ll walk past an LSU fan
someday, and he’ll see that look in my eye that gives it away.
That look that says, “gee, what is that smell? Is it corn dogs?”
The next thing you know, I’ll have flat tires on my car.

If you only learn one thing from me today, remember not to tell LSU
fans how they smell – you know, like corn dogs.

LSU fans seem, somehow, sensitive to that whole corn dog issue.

I think this may be why a lot of fans get beaten up by LSU fans. If you
attend a game in Baton Rouge, try to avoid telling them that they smell
like corn dogs. Say something else instead. Like, “Wow, LSU sure does
have a great team this year. This is going to be a great SEC game.”

It’s hard. I know. It’s like when you’re having sex and you try to
think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming.
It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or
whatever else. Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: “Gee, I
wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like
a corn dog?”; or “Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying
to make me think it is a real person?” or “What did that giant corn dog
just say?” or “Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly
like corn dogs smell?” or, of course, after a silencer:
“Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?”

Heck, after what I’ve heard about LSU fans, I think it may be better
not to smell them at all. Okay, not all of them. Some of them are
nice. Sure. Smell the nice ones. That’s okay.

You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them.
They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But
don’t be obvious about it. Somehow they know you’re trying not to
breathe in the corn dog smell. And that offends them. They’ll likely
punch you for that if they catch on to what you’re doing.

If you do breathe it in long enough, though, it’ll permeate your whole
body, and then you’ll smell like a corn dog just like they do. But
don’t say, “Dang, now I smell like a corn dog.” They take offense to
that. And they will throw things. But not corn dogs. Hard stuff.
Stuff that leaves bruises and makes you bleed. Then you may have to get
stitches or something. Just don’t say it. If you do start smelling like
a corn dog, just shut up about it. Okay?

I think kids are acutely aware of corn dog smells too. Counsel your
kids on how to behave around LSU fans. If LSU fans are driving around
town, do not let your kids stick their heads out of your car window and
sniff the air. No. Keep your windows rolled up. An odd change in
their expression – indicating they smell corn dogs – might get a wrench
or pipe or some other object tossed at your windshield. So, that’s
dangerous. Let your kids stick their heads out of the car windows as
you drive – on some other weekend

I know you are just as puzzled as I am about some of this corn dog
stuff. What puzzles me most is that I’ve never actually seen any of
these LSU fans with a corn dog in their hand. Okay, maybe there’s no
mystery there – maybe they already ate the corn dogs. Who knows?
Maybe there’s a corn dog factory in Baton Rouge and they all work there.
Maybe, there’s a corn dog lotion that they wear, or a French perfume.

Maybe their city council puts corn dog juice in the water supply –
kind of like fluoride. The politics there are probably weird.
The big political issue during the city election is whether they should
add more ketchup or more mustard to the water. Don’t comment on it
though. It’s not politically correct over there. It’s like a
malnutrition issue or something. It’s like the corn dogs are probably
added to the water to prevent starvation or something.

I know when you go to Baton Rouge, you’re thinking: “Ahhhh. Here I am
in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I’ll bet the people here smell just like
boiled crawfish or shrimp etoufe’ or some fancy Cajun food.” But just
stop thinking that. That’s just a myth. They smell just like corn dogs.

In fact, please listen to my advice. Leave them alone about the corn
dog odor. And don’t try masking the odor with something stronger.
They’ll curse at you. They’ll say something like: “WTF, how dare you
smoke a cigar in my home,” or “WTF!! Are you too good for the smell of
corn dogs?” and they’ll cuss out your kids too: “WTF!!! Little Mister
fancy pants over here acts like he doesn’t want to smell like corn dogs.”

Cajuns are not like us. Don’t you see that, yet? They are really
sensitive about being sniffed and about their corn dog aroma. They know
they smell like corn dogs and it is no laughing matter to them at all.
I know, I know. We sniff the Bammers and the UGA Dawgs and the Ole
messes, and we keep a straight face with each of them, but don’t press
your luck with the Cajun tiger fans. Don’t refer to Death Valley as corn
dog valley either. I mean that’s just wrong. Even if you’ve been
drinking, they’ll beat you up and curse out your kids.

Along these lines, be extra careful when you laugh in their direction –
even if you’re laughing about something else. Like baseball or football,
or sex or whatever. If you can’t control yourself and you must laugh
though, do not snort. The snorting makes them think that you smell their
corn dog body odor from a distance or that you’re choking on it or
something. They’ll likely burn your van for that. We lost a campus
building over just one snort.

So, just remember. You can love one another without sniffing each
other. You can enjoy the clash of a couple of good football teams.
You can enjoy the thrill of the rivalry. But after the game, please heed
my words. Please just move along. No sniffing the opposing fans this
Saturday. Okay? Get your corn dog jollies at home.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Sep 19, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

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