YOU'RE ON NOTICE, DAWG! WEEK 3!!!
by vineyarddawg on Sep 11, 2011 6:00 PM EDT
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PrintHEY DAWG FANS I ADMIT THAT I WAS BUMMED FOR A WHILE AFTER THE GAME LAST NIGHT. BUT I FOUND THIS TOTALLY CHILL BRO THAT HELPED ME HAVE THE NIGHT OF MY LIFE AND FORGET ALL ABOUT OUR IMPENDING HORRIBLE EMBARRASSING OH WAIT THERE I GO BEING NEGATIVE AGAIN THERE'S NO NEGATIVE VIBES ALLOWED HERE BRO.
SINCE I HAVEN'T SLEPT SINCE 6:30 SATURDAY MORNING AND I'M TRYING TO AVOID THIS GUY NAMED DOUG AND HEY YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ME IF HE ASKS OK THANKS ANYWAY I'M GOING TO LET MY FRIEND HERE PUT PEOPLE ON NOTICE FOR TODAY. PEACE OUT YO.
HEY GUYS HEY GUYS WHAT'S HAPPENIN' DAWGS? LOOK I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE USED TO WINNING CLOSE GAMES, AND I KNOW IT HURTS TO SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FOOT SO MANY TIMES THAT YOU RUN OUT OF TOES TO SHOOT OFF AND START AIMING HIGHER. BUT YOU START GETTING USED TO IT AFTER A FEW YEARS AND EVEN IF YOU DON'T JUST TAKE A FEW OF THESE PILLS AND YOU'LL FEEL BETTER. MIGHT BE A COUPLE OF SIDE EFFECTS BUT HEY IF YOU CAN'T RUN WITH THE BIG DAWGS STAY IN THE KITCHEN YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
I KNOW YOU GUYS DON'T LIKE ORANGE AND STUFF BUT I TRIED DIEING MY FUR RED THAT ONE TIME AND IT TOTALLY WAS NOT COOL CAUSE THOSE GREENPEACE PEOPLE AIN'T PLAYIN' AROUND AND THEY THOUGHT IT WAS A PRANK BY SOME GAMECOCK PEOPLE BUT I TRIED TO TELL THEM I WAS JUST GOING THROUGH AN EXPERIMENTAL PHASE BUT THEY TOTALLY DIDN'T BUY IT AND LET ME TELL YOU PROBATION SUCKS BUT ANYWAY HERE'S THE PEOPLE THAT ARE ON NOTICE FOR WEEK 3.
1) Michael Adams - HEY VINEYARDDAWG TOLD ME I TOTALLY HAD TO INCLUDE THIS GUY FIRST BUT HE SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY CHILL BRO TO ME. HE'S ALWAYS ABLE TO HOOK ME UP WITH THE BEST STUFF AND THE CRAZIEST PARTIES WHEN I'M IN TOWN AND THAT GUY TOTALLY KNOWS HOW TO THROW A TOGA PARTY HEY HAVE YOU EVER DANCED TO THE TEQUILA SONG IN A TOGA FROM THE PRESIDENT'S BOX IN SANFORD STADIUM DUDE IT'S TOTALLY AWESOME.
2) Lady Luck - WHAT A CRUEL CHICK YOU KNOW SHE AIN'T REALLY A LADY RIGHT WELL SHE AIN'T NEVER TREATED ME LIKE A LADY OH WAIT THAT DIDN'T SOUND RIGHT WELL WHATEVER. BUT STILL DUDE LOSING TWO FUMBLES AND HAVING ONE RUN BACK FOR A TOUCHDOWN AND ONE TO THE 2 YARD LINE THAT'S SOME CRAZY STUFF RIGHT THERE AND SHE MUST HAVE STOPPED SMILING ON GEORGIA WHEN MUNSON LEFT AND YOU KNOW MAYBE SHE'S A LADY AFTER ALL BECAUSE NO LADY CAN RESIST THAT GRAVELLY VOICE MAN WHEN I HEAR IT ALL CAN DO IS JUST STAND THERE LIKE THIS.
3) Aaron Murray - OK SO YEAH HE MADE A FEW BAD DECISIONS ON SATURDAY BUT HEY IT'S NOT LIKE HE HITCHHIKED FROM GREENVILLE TO TIJUANA AND THEN SPENT A WHOLE WEEK HOPPED UP ON TEQUILA AND COKE AND ADDERALL AND GOT KIDNAPPED AND ONLY MADE IT BACK INTO THE USA BY AGREEING TO BE A DRUG MULE BUT STOLE HALF THE HEIST ANYWAY AND NO OF COURSE THAT'S A HYPOTHETICAL ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT IT COULD BE A LOT WORSE THAN THROWING A PICK AND FUMBLING THE GAME AWAY AND WEARING A PURSE.
(Via)
4) Coach Mike Bobo - HEY MAN HEY MAN WHAT THE HECK MAN WHY DID YOU WANT TO CALL ALL THOSE INTERCEPTIONS AND FUMBLES AND FAKE PUNTS I MEAN IT WAS REAL EXCITING FOR ME WATCHING FROM THE BEST BUY BUT WHAT KIND OF COACH TELLS HIS OWN TEAM TO DO THAT THAT JUST AIN'T RIGHT BRO.
5) Georgia fans - HEY GUYS THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE SAYING THAT NOBODY'S GOING TO SHOW UP AT THE NEXT GAME AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT MAN TAKE IT FROM ME YOU GOTTA SHOW UP EVERY TIME YOUR TEAM HAS A 100% CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE YOU JUST DON'T GET THAN MANY CHANCES WELL I DON'T AT LEAST AND I LOVE WATCHING MY TEAM WIN BECAUSE IT GIVES ME A CHANCE TO REALLY CUT LOOSE AND CELEBRATE WITHOUT HAVING TO GO TO ANOTHER TOWN WHERE PEOPLE HAVE GOOD FOOTBALL TEAMS AND DON'T JUST STAND AROUND LOOKING LIKE THIS GUY.
(Via)
6) Steve Spurrier - YOU DIE. YOU DIE AND YOU GO TO HELL COLUMBIA BRO.
7) People who want to fire Mark Richt - MAN Y'ALL JUST DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD YOU HAVE IT HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THE GOOD BOWDEN PROTEGE ANYWAY WE HAD THE FIRST PICK AND SOMEHOW ENDED UP WITH TOMMY THE KID AND THEN GOT SOME GUY NAMED AFTER A STAR TREK FERENGI GAME I MEAN DABO AIN'T EVEN A REAL GAME GUYS HOW COME THERE'S A REAL MAN NAMED AFTER IT?
I KNOW YOUR FIRST TWO GAMES DIDN'T WORK OUT BUT HEY AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR PURPLE AND ORANGE I MEAN DAMN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THAT I THOUGHT I HAD TAKEN SOME OF THAT BROWN ACID EVERYBODY KEPT TELLING US TO AVOID BUT NO THEY REALLY WEAR THAT CRAP IT'S LIKE AN LSU PLAYER ATE A FLORIDA PLAYER AND BURPED UP HIS HELMET OR SOMETHING AND THAT'S TOTALLY WHY YOU SHOULD NOT WANT TO FIRE MARK RICHT.
HEY GUYS HEY GUYS SEE HOW MUCH BETTER THIS MAKES MARK RICHT LOOK?
8) David Bennett - HEY GUYS HEY GUYS THIS HERE'S A VERY UNCHILL BRO AND I KNOW HE JUST WANTS TO PUMP HIS TEAM UP BUT THERE'S NO NEED TO START BANGING ON CATS FOR NO REASON MAN JUST TELL YOUR TEAM TO HATE THE IRISH OR THE BUCKEYES OR SOMETHING CAUSE WE DON'T NEED NO MORE BUCKEYES UP IN HERE EITHER. THAT'S JUST FELINE-CIST MAN TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT I HOPE YOUR TEAM GETS THE CRAP BEAT OUT OF THEM BY WHOEVER THEY PLAY THIS WEEK THAT'S NOT COOL AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT JUST COME AT ME BRO.
OK WELL THAT'S ALL I GOT FOR RIGHT NOW PLUS I NEED TO KEEP MOVING TOO BECAUSE THOSE MEXICAN DRUG LORDS DON'T LIKE IT TOO MUCH WHEN THEIR MULES MAKE OFF WITH HALF THE LOOT AND NO I'M TOTALLY NOT TALKING ABOUT MYSELF I'M TALKING ABOUT A FRIEND OF MINE NAMED JIMMY. SO LIKE I SAID I GOTTA GO HELP BILLY STAY AWAY FROM THE DRUG LORDS SEE Y'ALL LATER DUDES STAY COOL MAN.
(Go Dawgs!)
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Put ILB foot injuries on there
Robinson will be out for 3 weeks after a foot injury last night.
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Question?
What does a pair of Nike Cross-Trainers have to do with Richard Samuel IV? Probably nothing, but I hope the kid remembers how to play linebacker.
And Lady Luck? She’s a crack whore heartbreaker.
8-Ball. He’s smarter than he looks.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Let me add
Selling your tickets to Gamecock fans.
Really? I was surrounded by South Carolina fans yesterday. Unacceptable.
If you must sell your tickets, at least sell them to Dawg fans.
We need more Dawgs!
"Don't go ninja'n nobody that don't need ninja'n!" ~ Kung Fu Hillbilly.
by Jman781 on Sep 11, 2011 6:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 3 recs
We need more dawgs!
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
We Need More Dawgs!
I mean like numberswise… we actually need more Dawgs. Pretty soon we won’t have enough to field a team.
I think that’s what Bennett was getting at with his Mike Gundy on acid routine.
Sacrificing goats, chugging Maker's Mark, and walking underneath The Arch.
by RedCrake on Sep 11, 2011 6:43 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
in the meantime, Alabama, with their 20 oversigns, are doing just fine, while we can barely field a team.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
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Pat Summitt is already a legend, and will always be a Hero.
We need realism
Ok so this might be more appropriate in a post SCAR thread in which we make wild predictions based on the L on the board rather than how we played, but can I just say one thing? I think next week and the week after are games that are not going to help us in the long run for the improvement of this team. Every year when we beat up some patsy my fellow fans and I have this tendency to believe we have cured all of our ailments and are on our way to a national title beating a team that would struggle with most texas high school teams. I’m not saying that we don’t need to celebrate or not go to the game next week, because my butt will be squarely in my seat ready to cheer on the dawgs. But I truly pray that this site, and my other fellow optimists don’t use it as an excuse to lead a crusade against the pessimists of the bulldawg world. Because beating the next two teams will just show we have superior talent, and even if we defeat them in a fashion that shows we are improved, the fact remains we lost two important games. If I was the coaching staff I would be harping for the next month telling my players that they didn’t manage to find a way to win either of their first two games. That might sound cruel, but my biggest fear is a UGA team that gets an ego from beating up smaller teams, which leads us to get routed in our more intense competitions on the calender. I believe our players will play much harder having a chip on their shoulder, rather than a “swagger” in their step from winning games that they justifiably should. Just my two cents.
We haven't won the next 2 yet, especially the one in Oxford....
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Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the Dawgs of war; - Julius Caesar, Act III, Scene 1
by Vietnam Dog on Sep 11, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
But I truly pray that this site, and my other fellow optimists don’t use it as an excuse to lead a crusade against the pessimists of the bulldawg world.
Dude, you haven’t been here very long, have you? Most of us would be the ones being crusaded against, not the ones doing the crusading. :-)
by vineyarddawg on Sep 11, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually...
That was my first post on this site, but I’ve been a lurker for quite some time so I feel like I know all of you a little bit but you don’t know me.
And to Vietnam Dog, you are very correct about us not winning yet. I guess that’s my eternal flame of optimism, which I’m railing against in my first post.
by DefiniteDawg on Sep 11, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I quite agree that beating Coastal Carolina, 84-0, would prove nothing.
It is by no means a sure thing that Georgia will win in Oxford, but, if the Bulldogs don’t beat Ole Miss, it will mean the Mark Richt era is in its death throes, and that this season is in a tailspin out of which it will not be pulled. Even a close win over the Rebels would be cause for concern going forward, given the high likelihood that Mississippi State, Tennessee, Florida, Auburn, and Georgia Tech are markedly better than Mississippi. In short, the game against South Carolina gave me hope, but not faith. A 2-2 record two weeks from now will leave me in the same position, no worse but also no better.
Thanks for joining in the conversation, DefiniteDawg! We’re glad to have you!
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on Sep 11, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, welcome to Dawg Sports, then!
Feel free to comment again anytime. If you call me an optimist again, however, we might have to exchange words, sir. :-)
by vineyarddawg on Sep 11, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha
I read your link you posted and I now agree that I would not describe you as an optimist. Thanks to all for the big welcome. I plan to be on this site commenting with a silent fury as I avoid work and other responsibilities to immerse myself into everything that is UGA football.
Go Dawgs.
by DefiniteDawg on Sep 11, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Welcome DD.....Meant no offense...but I have been to Oxford...with unexpected negative results
Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the Dawgs of war; - Julius Caesar, Act III, Scene 1
by Vietnam Dog on Sep 12, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
No problem
I did not take any offense to your comment. I’ve been known to jump to conclusions about our schedule with a surprise waiting for me when I write off other opponents before the coin is even tossed. It’s something I definitely shouldn’t do and something I can’t afford to do for the rest of this football year or else I could be in for some nasty surpirses. I wish I could share a picture of my face after the loss to UCF. To say I was stunned is an understatement.
by DefiniteDawg on Sep 12, 2011 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
In general, no game should be taken for granted, which is how we got in trouble last year.
This year, however, we really shouldn’t take any game for granted. I think our fans need to just do what Coach Mark Richt says to do, one game at a time. We have a crazy man coming to town next week, he has screen door issues, he could be a threat.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
We need more 'Dawgs.
We don’t need no meows. We need ’Dawgs.
That will still be funny ten years from now.
Unless we lose to the Chanticleers, of course, in which case it will stand as a bitter reproach to me.
Go 'Dawgs!
Q: Cats n' da house? A: Yeah, cats n' da house!
Tasty & free morsel of the story: “Bo’s barking in the back, I had to go shut Bo up!”
Munson's_Marbles
I hate to say it, but I had to look it up:
Chanticleer comes from Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales. More specifically, he comes from the Nun’s Priest Tale, a story within Canterbury Tales. The Chanticleer is a proud and fierce rooster who dominates the barnyard.
and there’s more:
For the best description of Chanticleer, we turn to Chaucer’s words. “For crowing there was not his equal in all the land. His voice was merrier than the merry organ that plays in church, and his crowing from his resting place was more trustworthy than a clock. His comb was redder than fine coral and turreted like a castle wall, his bill was black and shone like a jet, and his legs and toes were like azure. His nails were whiter than the lily and his feathers were like burnished gold.” With all of his splendor and great looks, Chanticleer is also greatly feared and mightily respected by all.
and now for the punch line:
Now, the picture of Chanticleer is clear. As Chanticleer proves in the Nun’s Priest Tale, he is much more than a pretty face. He uses his great wit, knowledge, and cunning to come out on top every time. This makes Chanticleer a perfect fit for Coastal Carolina Athletics. Chanticleer epitomizes a CCU student-athlete in every way. From his athletic and strong build, to his vast knowledge, to his mindset to always finish on top, Chanticleer is the mirror image of CCU’s Chanticleers.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
What do you mean you had to look it up?
Dude, I covered this in the Maple Street Press annual! :)
CCU adopted the Chanticleer as its mascot upon becoming a part of the University System of South Carolina, in homage to the Gamecock mascot of the system’s flagship institution. In this, they are not unlike the UCLA Bruins, whose mascot replicates the Golden Bears of the University of California’s main campus in Berkeley.
By the way, wouldn’t “the mirror image” of that which “always finish[es] on top” always finish on the bottom? I’m just sayin’.
Go 'Dawgs!
I hadn't made it to that chapter yet...i sorry
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Trying to think of a worse one...
…the Bama game of ’08 when we trailed 0-31 at half
…Auburn same thing on a cold night under Donnan…I think that was 0-31 at half too
….OT loss to Tech at historic Grant Field, which was a travesty of a different type
I was at all 3 of those but mercifully missed the Liberty Bowl last year…
Oh yeah we lost to Miami of Ohio in the old Tangerine Bowl one year way back…..
I’m sure I could think of others…but need to shut down my negativity before sleep
Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the Dawgs of war; - Julius Caesar, Act III, Scene 1
by Vietnam Dog on Sep 12, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Auburn definitely was 31-0 at the half. I can remember it like it was yesterday.
The OT game against Tech was two weeks later, and is the reason that Georgia could beat Tech 100 times a year for the next 100 years without my ever getting bored of it.
Seriously. Those two games in two weeks. Can you imagine what this place would have been like? Talk about 24-hour watch.
Don't worry, dude...I've got plenty of glue for both of us!
Success is never final. --Winston Churchill
This is exactly what I needed
I haven’t laughed that hard in months.
by Cousin Pat from Georgia on Sep 11, 2011 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
This Big Ten Network add all over the page is making me see orange.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Just remember this when you think of the B1G:
by vineyarddawg on Sep 12, 2011 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Careful, that could be us on Oct 15...if this season turns south. (And not South.)
Success is never final. --Winston Churchill
No, I don't see that happening
There are still fans in the stands behind them.
I've e-mailed the appropriate people at SB Nation, . . .
. . . and I have posted a fanshot, to which any reader comments may be directed.
SB Nation, like any web-based business of significant size, has separate advertising and editorial arms. The former typically does fine work in synching up with the latter, as evidenced by some of the sponsorships that produced interesting and informative postings. Sometimes, however, broad-based advertising finds an audience other than the intended customer base. This appears to be one of those times. Your patience and understanding are appreciated.
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on Sep 12, 2011 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
See, that's the difference between college and the real world.
In college, when the left hand doesn’t know what the right hand is doing, they call it “lack of institutional control.” When that happens in the corporate world, however, they call it “the accounting department.”
by vineyarddawg on Sep 12, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, yes.
Well, I stand by my trolling remarks. If you’re gonna troll, troll hard. :-)
by vineyarddawg on Sep 12, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Troll Harder.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
by DavetheDawg on Sep 12, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
LOL...I had to read that twice.
I thought it read: “This Big Ten Network add all over the page is making me see RAGE.” That’d been an autorec!
Success is never final. --Winston Churchill
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