Our good friends at Team Speed Kills may be all out of offseason, but we’re pretty stocked up over here. Oh, sure, we’re still waiting for word on Bacarri Rambo’s status and parsing the denials coming out of College Station, but, nevertheless, we’re positively rolling in the strange yet true around these parts; viz.:
There was a scooter accident. Involving a football player. Who was knocked unconscious. While carrying a pizza. By some miracle, he plays for the South Carolina Gamecocks instead of the Georgia Bulldogs. I’m telling you, people: contramojofication. It’s the only plausible explanation.
They aren’t all favorable developments, though, because it turns out that Boise State play-by-play man Bob Behler is a Georgia alumnus. That’s right; since 2008---right about the time matters began to head downhill for the Red and Black, in fact---the role of "voice of the Broncos" has been filled by a graduate of the Henry W. Grady College of Journalism and Mass Communication. Is it possible Behler brought the Bulldogs’ mojo to Boise? Just to be on the safe side, let’s all e-mail Greg McGarity and suggest that he hire Behler away from BSU if the ‘Dawgs are down at halftime, all right?
Just a thought. As always, we welcome yours.