Why the Boise State Broncos' Nike Pro Combat Uniforms Are Worse than the Georgia Bulldogs'

… but on the silver lining part, at least there’s almost no orange in the uniform at all. So there’s that.

And I think the horse head on top is really awesome. It has a “four horsemen of the apocalypse” feel to it, though like the stupid Pittsburgh Steelers helmets, it’s only applied to one side. At least it doesn’t have a 5" wide orange strip down the middle and continuing onto the facemask.

I mean, really, I dislike Georgia’s Pro Combat’s so much that this thing would have had to have been all Sunkist-orange and had “Boise State” written in the same script Florida uses for “Gators” for me to truly hate it as much as I hate our uni’s.

Besides (and I’m not linking to the moderately-NSFW picture), do you remember the picture of Joe Cox in the traditional Georgia outfit that also left… uh, little to the imagination (if you catch my drift)? The Ginger Ninja never lived that pic down, but once the athletic supporters come into play on the actual game day, that won’t be a problem.

Respectfully, I think that Boise’s uniforms have beaten our uniforms by a score of 38-3. Fortunately, that doesn’t count in the score of the actual game.

but that’s like UAB fans starting a thread about how their football team is better than Memphis

…is the different colored sleeves. It didn’t look good back in 2005 (or whatever year that was) on UF, and it doesn’t look good now. (Not that anything ever looks good on UF.)

I misquoted tankertoad; it was “snap,” not “hike.” I predict he will give me a hard time about that. (Oh, snap!)

and orange I have to look at, the better. White is good.

Because when I looked at Georgia’s unis, I gouged out my right eye to stop the torture.
When I looked at Boise’s unis, I gouged out my left eye to stop the torture….

I’m not going to race him though, I’m going to put him out to stud.

Apparently your off-season S&C training is paying off! (S&C as in Syntax and Concision.)

I understand why Georgia fans are angry over what Nike did to your uniforms, but this Boise State version is palatable.

All I know, if they want to dress up as equine Furries on Dragon*Con weekend, they better be ready for a lot of unwanted attention from Tech students…..

than UGA’s? Cause they have (even as minimal as it is) the all hated color…Orange. By the way I will be starting a petition to remove that color from halloween….

But those Helments are Samuel L. Jackson level Badass.

That fade reminds me of the cheap grocery store birthday cakes you got in the early 90’s with the icing that made you sick after half a piece… I kept trying to figure out why that damn uniform made me hungry….

And I’m a BSU fan. I still like the look of BSU’s better, but I think your unis are like a sanguinary storm. Pretty vivid and intimidating. (And yes, that includes the speed stripe down the facemask.)
Good luck in a week!