Introducing the Out-of-Context Dawg Sports Quotation of the Day!
In our ongoing efforts to provide a quality interactive community experience, we are today debuting a new feature which highlights a comment posted here by taking it out of context. This falls under the heading of "Completely Unrelated," and, as with such former features as "Kyle Gets Contrary" and "Random Crazy Idea," this one will be trotted out arbitrarily and capriciously whenever the spirit moves me, without warning or rationale, as an adjunct to the Comment of the Week.
We call it the Out-of-Context Dawg Sports Quotation of the Day, which I would explain, but, really, the term is fairly self-explanatory, isn’t it? Here now is the inaugural Out-of-Context Dawg Sports Quotation of the Day:
I also thought there would be cocaine.
And I am saying I’m disappointed.
NCT (August 18, 2011)
Do with that what you will.
Go ‘Dawgs!
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Great minds think alike!
Or some such nonsense… :-)
Frankly, anyone who hears the word cocaine should instantly picture Rick James.
"If there's one thing worse than chlamydia, it's Florida." ~ Emma Stone
by RedCrake on Aug 18, 2011 5:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Absolutely
IMHO its eclipsed only by the OJ Simpson Jury Selection Skit… and the one where he’s the blind KKK leader.
"If there's one thing worse than chlamydia, it's Florida." ~ Emma Stone
by RedCrake on Aug 18, 2011 6:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Don't you think....
NCT’s a little old to be taking karate? He’s probably taking it with the little kids.
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by The Quincy Carter of Accountants on Aug 18, 2011 6:21 PM EDT reply actions
I just posted a Fan Shot about this...
… but a UGA Volleyball player tweeted a description of Georgia’s Pro Combat uniform, thereby inadvertently leaking it to the world before its unveiling on Saturday.
The description:
Saw the New Uniforms Nike made for UGAs 1st game-red jersey & pants black belt silver helmet w/red stripe bada$$ gloves black/silver shoes
A highly-scientific photoshop of what this uniform might look like was created by Jason Kirk, and follows:

(I personally like the badass gloves most.)
Excellent photoshop by the way, and the way the gloves are depicted based on the description is pretty funny.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
For the record, by the way,
I do no take the cocaine
Figured that could go without saying, but figured further that it couldn’t hurt to say it.
by NCT on Aug 18, 2011 9:02 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
When I read that, in my head, . . .
. . . I heard it as “co-cayn-ya,” with a ridiculously thick we-don’t-need-no-stinking-badges/Al-Pacino-in-“Scraface”-style accent.
Fortunately, I’m quite certain that was how it was intended.
Go 'Dawgs!

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