Reversal of Fortune: Gene Bleymaier Becomes Latest Victim of Renewed Georgia Mojo
I don’t know when, why, or how it happened, but, sometime after the peach dropped last New Year’s Eve to bring down the curtain on an abysmal 2010 in Bulldog Nation, we got some contramojofication breaking in our direction. Try, if you can---I dare you; I double ‘Dawg dare you---to come up with any other explanation for the following:
- A year after A.J. Green lost one-third of his junior season for selling a jersey for fair market value to a buyer he didn’t know was an agent, the NCAA ruled that Jarvis Jones didn’t break any rules by accepting plane tickets and assorted other benefits from an AAU coach operating a shady slush fund. In other news regarding the Association, our oldest rival is under investigation, our in-state rival is on four years’ probation because Paul Johnson has a bad attitude, and our second-biggest division rival voluntarily (see what I did there?) put itself on probation.
- A year after umpteen Georgia players were arrested on penny-ante traffic offenses, the quarterback of the team that beat the Bulldogs in the bowl game and an Auburn tailback both were pinched for driver’s license violations. Meanwhile, the ‘Dawgs have gone almost ten months without a player arrest.
- A year after Damon Evans was forced to resign in the midst of an embarrassing scandal involving many salacious details, Georgia’s season-opening opponent announced it would fire its athletic director five days after the Chick-fil-A Kickoff Classic due to the most nitpicky set of NCAA violations ever alleged.
If you’d asked me on January 1, 2010, to make a list of the worst things that conceivably could’ve happened to the Georgia program in the coming year, I couldn’t have imagined a plausible scenario that would’ve been as bad as the reality was. On the other hand, if you’d asked me on January 1, 2011, to make a list of the best things that conceivably could’ve happened to the Georgia program in the ensuing twelve months, I wouldn’t have dreamt of as many positive developments as we have seen in the first seven months and change.
I’m not being overly optimistic here; I freely concede that everything could go sour tomorrow, and there certainly has been some bad to leaven the good. Nevertheless, this fact remains: University of Georgia athletics have generated more good news between January 1, 2011, and August 10, 2011, than they generated between January 2, 2008, the day after the Sugar Bowl win over Hawaii, and December 31, 2010, the day of the Liberty Bowl loss to Central Florida. Past performance is no guarantee of future results, so the good luck we have enjoyed so far this year may be about to run out, but, then again, in light of the preceding three years’ worth of on-field production and off-field activity, the notion that what has come before is not certain to determine what will come next carries a certain comfort.
In short, things have been bad for a while, but, lately, they’ve been different. It isn’t an outlandish stretch to suppose that maybe, just maybe, what comes next might be good.
Go ‘Dawgs!
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It's because of the Energy Bus -
which I am currently one third of the way through. That’s how much I am trying to get in tune with CMR this year, I am reading the book he handed out to the players, the book from where the term Energy Vampires comes from. I may do a little book report on it when I finish. But it’s basically like a simplier, easier version of the Power of Positive Thinking.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
If you do a book report on that book in the form of a fanpost, . . .
. . . not only will I promote it to the front page, I will personally e-mail Jason Kirk to lobby him for an Editor’s Pick at SB Nation Atlanta (which, for the record, I have never before done).
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on Aug 10, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
well, thank you Kyle.
I just hit the part half way through about energy vampires btw. And if I do a write up I think I have a CMR angle on it.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Energy Bus complete.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
I sort of think we here at Dawgsports should get on the bus.
Whatever we’ve been doing the last couple of years certainly hasn’t helped. Just sayin.
"If there's one thing worse than chlamydia, it's Florida." ~ Emma Stone
by RedCrake on Aug 10, 2011 11:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Should we offer Photoshop'd pictures of ourselves . . .
. . . As a propitiation?
Leaving insightful football commentary and analysis to other people since 2006.
Still can't understand
why Blaymaier got pinched. The ringer they had on the tennis team must’ve been Newtonian in the skill vs. risk level.
I’m sure he’ll land on his feet. Maybe Idaho. And they can cover their field with hash browns.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
by DavetheDawg on Aug 10, 2011 11:56 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I don't know all the ins and outs
(And I’m half kidding when I say this)…
But if the tennis team was engaged in those kinds of shenanigans, I have a hard time believing an ultra-successful football program that seemed to come out of nowhere hasn’t been given an extra once over by the enforcement folks.
"If there's one thing worse than chlamydia, it's Florida." ~ Emma Stone
by RedCrake on Aug 11, 2011 12:06 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I cant believe no one has even noticed
what a drastic difference the sacrificing of the goat did for us. The goat gods are no longer pleased…
Yeah, I'm starting to think someone sacrificed a real goat at the Arch . . .
. . . and was waiting to see how it turned out before publicly announcing the deed.
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on Aug 11, 2011 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
How did you know?
Oh well, at least you don’t know about the dozens of other farm animals I sacrificed just in case the gods didn’t like the taste of goat.
Wait……. crap!
"If there's one thing worse than chlamydia, it's Florida." ~ Emma Stone
by RedCrake on Aug 11, 2011 12:08 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
strange days indeed
most peculiar, momma!
Anybody that chooses an blue surface that makes it impossible to watch on TV, has got to be up to something underhanded.
GO DAWGS!!!!
Have you learned nothing?????
Is experience not a harsh enough teacher?
Abandon all hope.
Life can be an anticipated disaster or a surprising success. But let us speak no more of “hope.”
This was the wisdom of Nietzsche, or maybe it was Eeyore, or perhaps Debbie Downer, I forget.
Cautiously Optimistic
I know that it can all fall apart real quick… but this season will not be like 2010… it won’t.
UGA football = land war in Asia
You think it’s going to work this time. But it’s not going to work. It’s never going to work. Why? Because it’s Asia and we’re Georgia. I think this is obvious.
by first and thom on Aug 11, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
that was good....just saying
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Dude!
You got an SB Nation Atlanta Editor’s Pick and a shout-out on sports talk radio in Brunswick in one day! How much validation do you need in a 24-hour period? :)
Go 'Dawgs!
Yea, true, but "I aint falling for no banana in my tailpipe" was classic, and great timing. )
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker

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