It May Be Time to Consider Throwing a Virgin Into a Volcano

All right, as I mentioned earlier, I was out of pocket and on the road all last night and today, so I trust I may be forgiven for missing this.

The fact that it was a misdemeanor suggests that we are not due for a forthcoming police report involving red panties and borderline attempted bribery, and the fact that it was a former player means the Bulldogs' streak without a current player arrest remains intact, but . . . damn. Just damn.

Et tu, Hines? How long before the message boards begin asserting that Mark Richt's discipline is so lax, it's corrupting Ray Goff's players?

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Knowing our fanbase

Ten will get you Twenty, somebody realistically suggests it was Bobo’s fault.

by blackertai on Jul 9, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions

First and

Bombed?

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by Jman781 on Jul 10, 2011 8:30 AM EDT up reply actions

Ummm...

His lawyer said that he will prove that Hines wasn’t under the influence… so yeah… case closed.

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by RedCrake on Jul 9, 2011 10:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions

You have absolutely no idea how much my mood will be improved if that turns out to be the case.

Incidentally, did you catch Ward’s lawyer’s name?

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by T Kyle King on Jul 9, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions

Glennon Threatt, I believe.

So, Hines’ case will probably be re-evaluated by the DA, at which time he will be charged with felony DUI and eventually locked up for 20-30 years. (If he doesn’t get the death penalty, that is.)

by vineyarddawg on Jul 9, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions

Well

If a lawyer said it, it must be true. You can trust me guys. After all, I’m a lawyer.

by Hogbody Spradlin on Jul 10, 2011 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions

By the way...

… is there any way we can blame this on Pittsburgh instead of the UGA connection?

by vineyarddawg on Jul 9, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions

It's a double whammy.

A Georgia law enforcement official got to arrest a Pittsburgh Steeler and a Georgia Bulldog in one fell swoop. It’s like the scavenger hunt episode of “Reno 911.”

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by T Kyle King on Jul 9, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions

Steelers have bad luck

In or near GA bars. Truth.

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by Jman781 on Jul 10, 2011 8:30 AM EDT up reply actions

At least he waited until after he left school to get his mandatory moving violation

by The984 on Jul 10, 2011 1:17 AM EDT reply actions

And as another joke

Throw a virgin in a volcano? I’m always up for injuring Georgia Tech students!

by The984 on Jul 10, 2011 3:44 AM EDT reply actions

We don't want the volcano

To return us said virgin. Must. Up. The. Ante.

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by Jman781 on Jul 10, 2011 8:31 AM EDT up reply actions

There Was A Radio Commercial That Did That

Back in the Winter of 81. Bulldog Sporting Goods I think. They threw a virgin (a girl) in a volcano in Tierra Del Fuego, and the gods voiced approval by bellowing “How Bout Them Dawgs.” True.

by Hogbody Spradlin on Jul 10, 2011 9:03 AM EDT reply actions

I bet the effects in that commercial were outstanding

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by RedCrake on Jul 10, 2011 11:07 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

You better get her at summer orientation

If you wait until after the first week in Athens, it’ll probably be too late.

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by GwinnettGamecock on Jul 10, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions

who said we were using our girls?

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by tankertoad on Jul 10, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions

Heck, who said we were using girls at all?

I was thinking of using a random male freshman enrolled at the Georgia Institute of Technology.

As for GwinnettGamecock’s ostensible implication that Georgia girls somehow are less chaste than South Carolina girls, well, to the limited extent that it might be true, it is more a reflection on the relative merits of Georgia and South Carolina men.

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by T Kyle King on Jul 10, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions