The South Carolina Gamecocks claimed a win in extra innings in the opening game of the best-of-three College World Series finals, which matters to us mostly because the Palmetto State Poultry beat the hated Florida Gators in the process.
The second game---in which South Carolina could claim its second straight national championship and Florida could be eliminated---begins at 8:00 tonight. While, obviously, I wish the Georgia Bulldogs were one win away from claiming an NCAA title (and, I would note, the Diamond Dogs fell just one run short of eliminating the Sunshine State Saurians from SEC championship contention after beating the Gamecocks and the Gators in consecutive tournament contests), the next best thing to seeing the Red and Black win is seeing
Auburn get put on probation by the NCAA Florida lose.
Therefore, in keeping with established tradition, this is your comment thread for rooting against the Gaines-villains.