A little over a year ago, Lane Kiffin bolted Knoxville in the dead of night, prompting a raucous comment thread that occurred while DavetheDawg was asleep. Dave was so dismayed that he e-mailed me his cell phone number and told me to call him if anything like that ever happened again. I promised him I would do so, but I pointed out that nothing like that had ever happened before, so he shouldn't hold his breath.
Tonight may prove to be one of those comment threads, but this hardly qualifies as the sort of thing that has never happened before; Auburn is the dirtiest program in SEC history, which is saying something, in light of SEC history. However, when HBO is set to air a special excoriating the Plainsmen for their wicked, wicked ways, well, that deserves a dedicated comment thread.
Toss the popcorn in the microwave and get your hate on while the Tigers get Gumbeled. Enjoy the Auburnfreude in the comments below.
Go 'Dawgs! Auburna delenda est!