What Should a Georgia Bulldogs Basketball Fan Do to Bring Mark Fox's Team Good Luck Against the Alabama Crimson Tide This Weekend?
I have a serious question for you.
For background, go read this if you haven’t already.
Should I turn the Uga statue on my back porch to face Tuscaloosa this weekend?
Go ‘Dawgs!
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to answer your question, Yes
my Uga statue (pecan shells I believe is what it’s made from) always faces the door to protect my house.
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I will not watch the game.
Any game I have watched, even intermittently, we have lost. Therefore, if I don’t watch, we at least have a chance (but are not guaranteed) to win. It’s like me and the Auburn football game. Any Auburn game I go to, we invariably lose. Therefore, while we do not win every game I do not attend, I will not attend another Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry just so we have a fighting chance.
I have a similar thing, but exact opposite with Braves game. Every Braves game I go to (and that is now somewhere in double digits), we win. If only I could transplant the Braves luck to UGA football…
I have the same record as The984 as it relates to Bulldogs' basketball...
… so I will be avoiding this Saturday’s game on television.
I can only hope that an episode of Ancient Aliens is on at the time, just to make sure the anti-negative mojo remains in full effect.
I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to sacrifice a virgin.
Looks like I’ll have to drive out of state.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Better do it at the arch. And, for the life of me, I have no idea why men throughout history would sacrifice a virgin. Seems like a pretty obvious mistake.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Punishment for not putting out?
Why would you want to waste a good, healthy slut? A diseased slut, would probably be the best choice, but again, at least she’s putting out.
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
Historically - you would want the opposite - a clean young woman that can bear lots of kids.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
I was just trying to think of a possible reason...
and that one kind of made sense, although so does what you say.
And vineyard, where do you shove things up a ball anyway?
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
I'll be at Coleman Coliseum for the game.
We beat Bama last year, and I was there. So maybe that’s luck?
Join me people

Bringing the team luck can slowly kills us all together.
"If there's one thing worse than chlamydia, it's Florida." ~ Emma Stone, Easy A
dont think the job would be happy with this choice
something about alcohol and aviation just doesnt go together
"Sure I steal bases. I just like to do it 4 at a time." -Konerko-
by oneloyaldawg on Mar 4, 2011 12:50 AM EST up reply actions
Actually, Kyle...
we’re 7-3 (70%) in true road games this season. Not too shabby. I wouldn’t change a thing, other than adding more butter to your diet.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

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