Everyone knows that evil, dastardly people can grow beards, namely goatees. Therefore, the opposite is true: good, wholesome people cannot grow beards (and if they try, it comes out all scraggly). By not growing a beard, Evil Richt is tricking people into thinking that he cannot grow a beard and is therefore good; the truth, though, is that he is lulling everyone into a false sense of security by not growing a proper beard. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.

And to summarize it using esoteric syntax: Good Richt cannot grow a beard; Evil Richt can not grow a beard if he wishes people to think he’s Good Richt.

. . . but, yeah, I appreciate the show of support, memphisdawg! :)

My whole theory turns on the ability to grow a beard. As far as I know, TKK emerged fully-bearded from his mother’s womb.

In the alternative, TKK has posted stories before about leaving the UGA faithful to join Auburn. I don’t care if it’s a joke; that’s just evil. He could be 50.1% evil. That makes him more evil than good and therefore evil.

In the alternative alternative, TKK may be Lawful Evil. To quote Wikipedia, “Characters of this alignment see a well-ordered system as being easier to exploit, and show a combination of desirable and undesirable traits; while they usually obey their superiors and keep their word, they care nothing for the rights and freedoms of other individuals and are not averse to twisting the rules to work in their favor.” TKK has stated before that he cares not for other SEC school schedules so long as we are guaranteed to play Florida and Auburn every year, completely discounting SCAR’s desire to play their biggest SEC rival. He also campaigned for Clemson to be the 14th team without caring whatsoever for, once again, SCAR’s concerns. I’m sure he would show the same lack of concern for other SEC interests so long as UGA is served first and foremost. Also, he’s a lawyer; twisting rules to work in his favor is the definition of the profession.