Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: Kobe Bryant Will Never Top Michael Jordan

Beard, an Alabama native, will enroll at the University of Georgia in January with three years of collegiate eligibility remaining.

The first bale of hay is in the barn. With any luck, this will pave the way for the inking of "Dream Team II" in February. Welcome, Mark!

Go 'Dawgs!

5 months ago Beard_47_series_wins_and_42_points_in_2007_tiny T Kyle King 119 comments 0 recs  | 

Story-email Email Printer Print

Around SB Nation

A Tech Effect?

May 2011 from Barking Carnival - 19 comments

Greg Timmons to Transfer

Jun 2011 from Barking Carnival - 8 comments

Comments

Display:

I asked for O Line JUCOs and got JUCOs. I love it.

We got guys coming in Jan, and as I understand it, they count against last years scholies, of which I think we were a few short. This is good, good stuff.

Editor, "Dawgsports"

"The ball ain't heavy." Herschel Walker

by tankertoad on Dec 21, 2011 7:43 PM EST reply actions  

Yep.

Experienced, yet with three years of eligibility, and he’ll be here for the spring. Good news, all the way around.

Manager, Dawg Sports, SB Nation's Georgia Bulldogs weblog.
Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Dec 21, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

By the way, . . .

. . . since Beard weighs 290 pounds, I would hasten to add that “all the way around” was not an insult.

Manager, Dawg Sports, SB Nation's Georgia Bulldogs weblog.
Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Dec 21, 2011 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Hopefully after a full off-season with CJT

that 290 will become a quick and lean 310-315???

I HATE ORANGE, and DGNBs

by Dawg2011 on Dec 21, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

After watching what Boise State can do with undersized linemen,

I’m not going to complain about 290. Just as long as he can block.

by Swarles_Barkley on Dec 21, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

/Junkyard Dawg’ed

Editor, Dawg Sports.

Go Dawgs!

by vineyarddawg on Dec 21, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

How many of our OL this year fit that

“quick and lean” description?

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Dec 21, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

subjective on the quick part...

but Ben and Cordy???

I HATE ORANGE, and DGNBs

by Dawg2011 on Dec 21, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

We were 3 under the limit last year

and have 3 EEs this year that will fill out last year’s class: Beard, Marshall and Bauta.

Coaching staff did a good job managing that.

by UGAVike on Dec 21, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So...

What exact position would Beard play on the OLine? Left Tackle? My first thought was that he’d be a starter at left tackle.

LT: Mark Beard
LG: Kenarious Gates
C: David Andrews
RG: Chris Burnette
RT: John Theus

My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.

by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Jun 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions

"Here in the National League where we play REAL baseball, DH means double-header." -Me.

Dawg Sports -Georgia Bulldogs. When life gives you Gators, make Gatorade.

RIP Larry Munson. I hope there's a lot of hobnail boots for you to wear.

by ChopMaster on Dec 21, 2011 7:59 PM EST reply actions  

If Coach Bobo doesnt lit a powder keg under the O next year I am going to be pissed.

I want 50-0 games. Every week.

Editor, "Dawgsports"

"The ball ain't heavy." Herschel Walker

by tankertoad on Dec 21, 2011 8:01 PM EST reply actions  

Yea, I know. I am watching Sons of Guns and eating supper. )

Editor, "Dawgsports"

"The ball ain't heavy." Herschel Walker

by tankertoad on Dec 21, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Saw the current episode last week

but have my DVR set for the 9:00 pm EST show

I HATE ORANGE, and DGNBs

by Dawg2011 on Dec 21, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Linemen.


…and I cannot lie

Editor @ Dawg Sports. 3rd degree Red 'n Black Belt.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Dec 21, 2011 8:11 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

That's awesome.

Very disturbing. But very awesome.

Editor, Dawg Sports.

Go Dawgs!

by vineyarddawg on Dec 21, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm still anonymous, right?

Editor @ Dawg Sports. 3rd degree Red 'n Black Belt.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Dec 21, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

You other brothers can't deny.

Manager, Dawg Sports, SB Nation's Georgia Bulldogs weblog.
Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Dec 21, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

When a guard walks in, with a little knee brace

on the weak side of the line, you yell “run!”

by Swarles_Barkley on Dec 21, 2011 9:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I am so excited to get these two JUCO linemen.

I swear I have Jedi powers on CMR. Except that Bobo thing. I was screaming for an NFL DC. I was screaming this year for some JUCO O Linemen.

I can’t explain that Bobo thing, CMR must like toying with me.

I would love to work on this staff in any role. 2012 is going to be a lot of fun. Getting in guys in Jan is huge. Competition at QB and RB. Dream Team I has a full year of S&C. I sure hope we kill State.

Editor, "Dawgsports"

"The ball ain't heavy." Herschel Walker

by tankertoad on Dec 21, 2011 8:46 PM EST reply actions  

two JUCO linemen?

Who is the other one?

Editor @ Dawg Sports. 3rd degree Red 'n Black Belt.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Dec 21, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Dave -

I love you bro

Editor, "Dawgsports"

"The ball ain't heavy." Herschel Walker

by tankertoad on Dec 21, 2011 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I gotta read this blog more.

Editor @ Dawg Sports. 3rd degree Red 'n Black Belt.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Dec 21, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

It's almost as if you are on staff.

Editor, "Dawgsports"

"The ball ain't heavy." Herschel Walker

by tankertoad on Dec 21, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ya I agree

When they go from building rifles to cannons and flame throwers and equipping the local police force with an armory most 3rd world nation envy…

I HATE ORANGE, and DGNBs

by Dawg2011 on Dec 21, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Too cute is correct.

Just give me my Red Ryder and get the hell out of my way.

Editor @ Dawg Sports. 3rd degree Red 'n Black Belt.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Dec 21, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

3 more days

until 24 hours of Ralphie. Can’t.Wait.

Editor @ Dawg Sports. 3rd degree Red 'n Black Belt.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Dec 21, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Speaking of Ralphie, . . .

. . . am I the only one who’s glad we didn’t hire Dick Bumpas?

Manager, Dawg Sports, SB Nation's Georgia Bulldogs weblog.
Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Dec 21, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

DEFINATELY

Like the Yale Coach, Bumpas has to have a few mistakes on his resume to be considered. NOT IMPRESSED by his defense

I HATE ORANGE, and DGNBs

by Dawg2011 on Dec 21, 2011 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Hellsyeah.

I can’t imagine anyone else roaming our sideline than Grantham. And Bumpas is still a great name. It should be Orson Charles’ last name.

Editor @ Dawg Sports. 3rd degree Red 'n Black Belt.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Dec 21, 2011 9:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Agreed on all counts.

Back in the day, David Letterman did a top ten list that enumerated the “top ten body parts or Van Pattens.” It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out what No. 1 was.

When we were clamoring for the Georgia D to become the “Bumpas Hounds,” I began drafting a similar list made up of the “top ten sexual positions or Georgia defensive coordinators.”

Manager, Dawg Sports, SB Nation's Georgia Bulldogs weblog.
Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Dec 21, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

His favorite actress

is Gwyneth Paltrow. Because he pronounces it like Gwyneth Paltrow.

Editor @ Dawg Sports. 3rd degree Red 'n Black Belt.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Dec 21, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I dont really find it right to make fun of Lou Holtz' speech impediment.

But if people want to stay he is a jackwagon, go right ahead.

Editor, "Dawgsports"

"The ball ain't heavy." Herschel Walker

by tankertoad on Dec 21, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

He's a jackwagon

with a speeth impethimenth.

Editor @ Dawg Sports. 3rd degree Red 'n Black Belt.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Dec 21, 2011 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I make fun of his speech impediment

because he is a jackwagon. If we wasn’t, I wouldn’t find it so amusing.

by Swarles_Barkley on Dec 21, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey Lou

I HATE ORANGE, and DGNBs

by Dawg2011 on Dec 21, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Two things:

1. Derek Dooley is watching this game and thinking, “I’ve made a huge mistake.”

2. Lou Holtz actually started talking about anti-Catholic referees. (Insert your “Penn Wagers is a Know-Nothing” jokes here.)

Manager, Dawg Sports, SB Nation's Georgia Bulldogs weblog.
Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Dec 21, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow...

because I can tell some of you are already on Christmas break, acting all frisky and such.

I’ll never make it through the 2nd half. It’s a good game, too. Love how these spontaneous game threads happen. GATA Mark Beard!

Good night.

Editor @ Dawg Sports. 3rd degree Red 'n Black Belt.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Dec 21, 2011 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

Good night, Dave.

I’ll call if James Franklin bolts Nashville in the dead of night.

So far, it looks like we’re in for our fourth competitive bowl game in the first five. Bowl season is shaping up nicely.

Manager, Dawg Sports, SB Nation's Georgia Bulldogs weblog.
Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Dec 21, 2011 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

So, you're saying there's a chance.

Editor, "Dawgsports"

"The ball ain't heavy." Herschel Walker

by tankertoad on Dec 21, 2011 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

Not sure how much more Holtz and May I can tolerate.

This is painful to listen to and is ruining what is otherwise a good game, or at least an entertaining one.

by Swarles_Barkley on Dec 21, 2011 10:31 PM EST reply actions  

I sincerely believe Kit, Kyle and I could do a better job than a lot of these guys.

Especially May and Holtz.

Editor, "Dawgsports"

"The ball ain't heavy." Herschel Walker

by tankertoad on Dec 21, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

If we can get that booth team arranged, . . .

. . . I assume Kit would be Rece, I would be Lou, and you’d be Mark? :)

Manager, Dawg Sports, SB Nation's Georgia Bulldogs weblog.
Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Dec 21, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I would like to think it would be Kit, Kyle and Chuck, and we wouldnt make people want to punch us in the face with every word.

I think the crazy part is we would actually shut up upon occasion. It’s almost like they don’t know we are also watching the damn game too.

Editor, "Dawgsports"

"The ball ain't heavy." Herschel Walker

by tankertoad on Dec 21, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Certainly some people would want to punch you in the face;

can you honestly say that you wouldn’t want to inspire, say, a Gator or a Jacket fan to violence?

by Cherokee's Grip on Dec 21, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea, we wouldnt get to cover UF, AU or GT.

At some point one of the three of us would say “sumsofbitches”. Probably several times over.

Editor, "Dawgsports"

"The ball ain't heavy." Herschel Walker

by tankertoad on Dec 21, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

As long as all three of us wore big-boy ties . . .

. . . that didn’t look like clip-ons our mothers bought for us when we were five, I think we’d do all right.

Manager, Dawg Sports, SB Nation's Georgia Bulldogs weblog.
Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Dec 21, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Big Boy Tie?

The knot’s almost as wide as his head!

The 984 Has Spoken!

by The984 on Dec 22, 2011 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Do what I do:

Mute it. You can watch the game, get some work done (all right, I’m monkeying around on Twitter, but still), and retain your sanity.

Manager, Dawg Sports, SB Nation's Georgia Bulldogs weblog.
Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Dec 21, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno why

but I’ve NEVER been able to watch football on mute, unless of course it’s with the play-by-play on the radio. I just can’t. I’ve been muting, unmuting, muting, etc. for two hours.

by Swarles_Barkley on Dec 21, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, that's how you run under the ball and catch it.

Editor, "Dawgsports"

"The ball ain't heavy." Herschel Walker

by tankertoad on Dec 21, 2011 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

One of my best friends in the world and his wife

live in Ruston and went to LaTech. I would love to see them burn down Grambling tonight if this really happens.

Editor, "Dawgsports"

"The ball ain't heavy." Herschel Walker

by tankertoad on Dec 21, 2011 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

Apparently TCU can hold every damn play.

Editor, "Dawgsports"

"The ball ain't heavy." Herschel Walker

by tankertoad on Dec 21, 2011 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

Auburn is going to file an official grievance with the NCAA

they are the only ones that can do that

I HATE ORANGE, and DGNBs

by Dawg2011 on Dec 21, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Went to a football game

and a grunge concert broke out, complete with body surfing

I HATE ORANGE, and DGNBs

by Dawg2011 on Dec 21, 2011 11:02 PM EST reply actions  

I say this several times a year ever year, but someday they have got to put a transponder in the dang ball and a receiver unit down the goal line.

In fact, I think it was Redcrake that showed me they already have that technology available for soccer or something.

Editor, "Dawgsports"

"The ball ain't heavy." Herschel Walker

by tankertoad on Dec 21, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's like you're inside my head.

I’ve always wondered (and sort of assumed) that they could do this if they wanted.

One in each nose of the ball not only helps with spotting the ball but can help you track the 3 dimensional position of the entire ball via computer. But I’m not the scientist. Plus I don’t think you can convince enough purists to do this.

Unfortunately, there are always people who think getting the call wrong is part of the game. If you can get it right, do it. The only reason wrong calls are a part of football lore is because they didn’t have the technology to correct it.

by Swarles_Barkley on Dec 21, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

But blown calls are a beautiful part of the game--

at least, until it happens to your team in a big game.

by Cherokee's Grip on Dec 21, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I've never seen the appeal of them myself,

but I’ve never seen the appeal of the color orange, either.

by Cherokee's Grip on Dec 21, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

The TD was very, very close. The 5 non calls werent.

Editor, "Dawgsports"

"The ball ain't heavy." Herschel Walker

by tankertoad on Dec 21, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I've joked for years about exactly that.

Except, in my mind, there should also be fireworks in the pylons that shoot off whenever the ball crosses the goal line (knowing full and well that the ball cross the goal line for plays that don’t deserve fireworks much more often than for the plays that do).

This would be especially amusing on knockoffs for touchbacks and every incomplete pass in the endzone.

by DocSkraynj on Dec 21, 2011 11:34 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I am not a fan of moral victories in general, but this was an heck of an effort by LaTech.

And the tying drive by TCU was so zebra’d it pisses me off.

Editor, "Dawgsports"

"The ball ain't heavy." Herschel Walker

by tankertoad on Dec 21, 2011 11:25 PM EST reply actions  

I'm still tired from yelling at the refs in the 2nd half against LSU.

I just don’t have the energy to get upset at the zebras this time of year. Maybe after a 7 month offseason I’ll be in proper form.

by Swarles_Barkley on Dec 21, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea, the holding there was insane.

It seems like if you are the better team on paper the refs just give you the benefit of the doubt.

Editor, "Dawgsports"

"The ball ain't heavy." Herschel Walker

by tankertoad on Dec 21, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

'benefit of the doubt' is the generous way of saying it.

I’ve gone on long rants many times before about refs playing favorites late in the season, but it deserves repeating. All we can do is shake our heads and hope someone who has the authority to make changes can see it too.

by Swarles_Barkley on Dec 21, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

But Pawl,

I thought the TCU was the team with the purple pants, not black and white.

by Swarles_Barkley on Dec 21, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Welcome to the SB Nation community devoted to the Georgia Bulldogs.

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recent FanPosts

Hey-why-so-serious_small
Film Biography Reviews
Small
Another Misrepresented swamp dwelling critter
Small
Out Of Conference Football Scheduling
Beard_47_series_wins_and_42_points_in_2007_small
What Do You Think of the Dawg Sports YouTube Channel?
Small
Hudson Swafford gives the Dawgs...
Der_arch_small
Why Lacrosse Should be UGA's Next Varsity Sport
Small
1983 Sugar Bowl Dixie Beer
Beard_47_series_wins_and_42_points_in_2007_small
2012 NFL Draft Saturday Open Comment Thread
Killface_small
NFL Draft Open Thread, day 2
Stafford_at_the_blackout_small
Why being in the SEC IS the tradition that Georgia should honor most

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >


Managers

Beard_47_series_wins_and_42_points_in_2007_small T Kyle King

017oa_small MaconDawg

Editors

Redstage_small DavetheDawg

Whistling_past_small NCT

434477_small vineyarddawg

Layfield_logo_small RedCrake

Hey-why-so-serious_small tankertoad

Podunkdawg_as_a_child_small podunkdawg

Dawggone_small Ludakit

Authors

28488_443996218101_804558101_5903592_3665419_n_small Spears

Small hailtogeorgia

Killface_small Mr. Sanchez

50questions-accountant_small The Quincy Carter of Accountants