Junior College Offensive Lineman Mark Beard Officially Signs with Georgia
Beard, an Alabama native, will enroll at the University of Georgia in January with three years of collegiate eligibility remaining.
The first bale of hay is in the barn. With any luck, this will pave the way for the inking of "Dream Team II" in February. Welcome, Mark!
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I asked for O Line JUCOs and got JUCOs. I love it.
We got guys coming in Jan, and as I understand it, they count against last years scholies, of which I think we were a few short. This is good, good stuff.
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Yep.
Experienced, yet with three years of eligibility, and he’ll be here for the spring. Good news, all the way around.
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By the way, . . .
. . . since Beard weighs 290 pounds, I would hasten to add that “all the way around” was not an insult.
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Hopefully after a full off-season with CJT
that 290 will become a quick and lean 310-315???
I HATE ORANGE, and DGNBs
After watching what Boise State can do with undersized linemen,
I’m not going to complain about 290. Just as long as he can block.
by Swarles_Barkley on Dec 21, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/Junkyard Dawg’ed
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by vineyarddawg on Dec 21, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
We were 3 under the limit last year
and have 3 EEs this year that will fill out last year’s class: Beard, Marshall and Bauta.
Coaching staff did a good job managing that.
by UGAVike on Dec 21, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So...
What exact position would Beard play on the OLine? Left Tackle? My first thought was that he’d be a starter at left tackle.
LT: Mark Beard
LG: Kenarious Gates
C: David Andrews
RG: Chris Burnette
RT: John Theus
My dad taught me how to make meat for sloppy joes and my mom let me turn over hot dogs on the grill.
by ChopMaster on Jun 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT
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RIP Larry Munson. I hope there's a lot of hobnail boots for you to wear.
If Coach Bobo doesnt lit a powder keg under the O next year I am going to be pissed.
I want 50-0 games. Every week.
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Yea, I know. I am watching Sons of Guns and eating supper. )
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Saw the current episode last week
but have my DVR set for the 9:00 pm EST show
I HATE ORANGE, and DGNBs
Linemen.

…and I cannot lie
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by DavetheDawg on Dec 21, 2011 8:11 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
That's awesome.
Very disturbing. But very awesome.
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by vineyarddawg on Dec 21, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
I'm still anonymous, right?
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You other brothers can't deny.
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When a guard walks in, with a little knee brace
on the weak side of the line, you yell “run!”
by Swarles_Barkley on Dec 21, 2011 9:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I am so excited to get these two JUCO linemen.
I swear I have Jedi powers on CMR. Except that Bobo thing. I was screaming for an NFL DC. I was screaming this year for some JUCO O Linemen.
I can’t explain that Bobo thing, CMR must like toying with me.
I would love to work on this staff in any role. 2012 is going to be a lot of fun. Getting in guys in Jan is huge. Competition at QB and RB. Dream Team I has a full year of S&C. I sure hope we kill State.
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I HATE ORANGE, and DGNBs
by Dawg2011 on Dec 21, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
two JUCO linemen?
Who is the other one?
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I gotta read this blog more.
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It's almost as if you are on staff.
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by tankertoad on Dec 21, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I love listening to Lou Holtz talk about awareneth.
by Cherokee's Grip on Dec 21, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Now I am having to watch Red Jacket and the game at the same time.
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They are getting a little too cute. Need to go back to building AK sniper rifles.
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Ya I agree
When they go from building rifles to cannons and flame throwers and equipping the local police force with an armory most 3rd world nation envy…
I HATE ORANGE, and DGNBs
Too cute is correct.
Just give me my Red Ryder and get the hell out of my way.

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by DavetheDawg on Dec 21, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
3 more days
until 24 hours of Ralphie. Can’t.Wait.
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by DavetheDawg on Dec 21, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Speaking of Ralphie, . . .
. . . am I the only one who’s glad we didn’t hire Dick Bumpas?
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DEFINATELY
Like the Yale Coach, Bumpas has to have a few mistakes on his resume to be considered. NOT IMPRESSED by his defense
I HATE ORANGE, and DGNBs
Hellsyeah.
I can’t imagine anyone else roaming our sideline than Grantham. And Bumpas is still a great name. It should be Orson Charles’ last name.
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by DavetheDawg on Dec 21, 2011 9:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed on all counts.
Back in the day, David Letterman did a top ten list that enumerated the “top ten body parts or Van Pattens.” It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out what No. 1 was.
When we were clamoring for the Georgia D to become the “Bumpas Hounds,” I began drafting a similar list made up of the “top ten sexual positions or Georgia defensive coordinators.”
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by T Kyle King on Dec 21, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
His favorite actress
is Gwyneth Paltrow. Because he pronounces it like Gwyneth Paltrow.
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I dont really find it right to make fun of Lou Holtz' speech impediment.
But if people want to stay he is a jackwagon, go right ahead.
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He's a jackwagon
with a speeth impethimenth.
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I make fun of his speech impediment
because he is a jackwagon. If we wasn’t, I wouldn’t find it so amusing.
by Swarles_Barkley on Dec 21, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
When LaTech gave MSU hell, I went on record saying they were a much improved team and not to be taken lightly.
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Two things:
1. Derek Dooley is watching this game and thinking, “I’ve made a huge mistake.”
2. Lou Holtz actually started talking about anti-Catholic referees. (Insert your “Penn Wagers is a Know-Nothing” jokes here.)
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That roughing the passer call was Wagersesque.
by Cherokee's Grip on Dec 21, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
At least he didn't say "roughing the boy"
by Swarles_Barkley on Dec 21, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Or combine that with a Cherryism
and say, “Giving the boy the business.”
by Cherokee's Grip on Dec 21, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm pretty sure "Giving the Boy the Business" . . .
. . . was a song on the original “Footloose” soundtrack in the ’80s.
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Unfortunately, when your QB is 150lbs and 17 years old, sometimes he looks like he is 150 lbs and 17 years old.
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Nothing quite like zooming in on the band
while they’re proudly finding the crap note.
by Swarles_Barkley on Dec 21, 2011 9:40 PM EST reply actions
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow...
because I can tell some of you are already on Christmas break, acting all frisky and such.
I’ll never make it through the 2nd half. It’s a good game, too. Love how these spontaneous game threads happen. GATA Mark Beard!
Good night.
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Good night, Dave.
I’ll call if James Franklin bolts Nashville in the dead of night.
So far, it looks like we’re in for our fourth competitive bowl game in the first five. Bowl season is shaping up nicely.
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by T Kyle King on Dec 21, 2011 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure how much more Holtz and May I can tolerate.
This is painful to listen to and is ruining what is otherwise a good game, or at least an entertaining one.
by Swarles_Barkley on Dec 21, 2011 10:31 PM EST reply actions
I sincerely believe Kit, Kyle and I could do a better job than a lot of these guys.
Especially May and Holtz.
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If we can get that booth team arranged, . . .
. . . I assume Kit would be Rece, I would be Lou, and you’d be Mark? :)
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by T Kyle King on Dec 21, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
I would like to think it would be Kit, Kyle and Chuck, and we wouldnt make people want to punch us in the face with every word.
I think the crazy part is we would actually shut up upon occasion. It’s almost like they don’t know we are also watching the damn game too.
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by tankertoad on Dec 21, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Certainly some people would want to punch you in the face;
can you honestly say that you wouldn’t want to inspire, say, a Gator or a Jacket fan to violence?
by Cherokee's Grip on Dec 21, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Yea, we wouldnt get to cover UF, AU or GT.
At some point one of the three of us would say “sumsofbitches”. Probably several times over.
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Maybe one day the networks will have two feeds, with fan bias for each side. lol.
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As long as all three of us wore big-boy ties . . .
. . . that didn’t look like clip-ons our mothers bought for us when we were five, I think we’d do all right.
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by T Kyle King on Dec 21, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Do what I do:
Mute it. You can watch the game, get some work done (all right, I’m monkeying around on Twitter, but still), and retain your sanity.
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by T Kyle King on Dec 21, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
I dunno why
but I’ve NEVER been able to watch football on mute, unless of course it’s with the play-by-play on the radio. I just can’t. I’ve been muting, unmuting, muting, etc. for two hours.
by Swarles_Barkley on Dec 21, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
That, by the way, is why you wear white shoes, makes it harder to see if you stepped out or not.
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Well, that's how you run under the ball and catch it.
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One of my best friends in the world and his wife
live in Ruston and went to LaTech. I would love to see them burn down Grambling tonight if this really happens.
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Apparently TCU can hold every damn play.
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Auburn is going to file an official grievance with the NCAA
they are the only ones that can do that
I HATE ORANGE, and DGNBs
Went to a football game
and a grunge concert broke out, complete with body surfing
I HATE ORANGE, and DGNBs
LaTech just gave TCU a new set of downs. But 4 holds in a row go uncalled. And an offsides.
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Yet I'm strangely sympathetic of TCU
They’re pulling a Liberty bowl Georgia.
by Swarles_Barkley on Dec 21, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Nevermind. They just scored a touchdown.
by Swarles_Barkley on Dec 21, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Did you see the way the refs just stood around looking at each other? LaTech just got jobbed AGAIN.
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Yeah, LaTech doesn't seem to be as well-loved as LSU.
by Cherokee's Grip on Dec 21, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
LaTech would be up 42-17 if they were.
by Swarles_Barkley on Dec 21, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
I say this several times a year ever year, but someday they have got to put a transponder in the dang ball and a receiver unit down the goal line.
In fact, I think it was Redcrake that showed me they already have that technology available for soccer or something.
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by tankertoad on Dec 21, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's like you're inside my head.
I’ve always wondered (and sort of assumed) that they could do this if they wanted.
One in each nose of the ball not only helps with spotting the ball but can help you track the 3 dimensional position of the entire ball via computer. But I’m not the scientist. Plus I don’t think you can convince enough purists to do this.
Unfortunately, there are always people who think getting the call wrong is part of the game. If you can get it right, do it. The only reason wrong calls are a part of football lore is because they didn’t have the technology to correct it.
by Swarles_Barkley on Dec 21, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But blown calls are a beautiful part of the game--
at least, until it happens to your team in a big game.
by Cherokee's Grip on Dec 21, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I disagree with calling them beautiful.
I say if you can get it right then you should.
by Swarles_Barkley on Dec 21, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
I've never seen the appeal of them myself,
but I’ve never seen the appeal of the color orange, either.
by Cherokee's Grip on Dec 21, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
If you're implying a ban on the color orange in college football..
i’ll second that.
by Swarles_Barkley on Dec 21, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
Aye
(can I vote in favor after seconding? I don’t know how these things work.)
by Swarles_Barkley on Dec 21, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
Uh, warning and stuff. Thats just ugly.
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FIFY

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by DavetheDawg on Dec 23, 2011 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
The TD was very, very close. The 5 non calls werent.
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I've joked for years about exactly that.
Except, in my mind, there should also be fireworks in the pylons that shoot off whenever the ball crosses the goal line (knowing full and well that the ball cross the goal line for plays that don’t deserve fireworks much more often than for the plays that do).
This would be especially amusing on knockoffs for touchbacks and every incomplete pass in the endzone.
by DocSkraynj on Dec 21, 2011 11:34 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
The 49ers could use it for lighting purposes. (see what I did there).
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by tankertoad on Dec 21, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Love that kickoffs became "knockoffs" via my phone.
Technology: making me look insane for like 3 years and counting.
by DocSkraynj on Dec 21, 2011 11:50 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Are the refs completely paid off? They stood there and looked at each other and then just kind of said "screw it" TD.
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I could live with _a_ bad call. But hold after hold and illegal motion uncalled is not right.
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That will be the game - LaTech just aint got nothing left in the tank.
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I am not a fan of moral victories in general, but this was an heck of an effort by LaTech.
And the tying drive by TCU was so zebra’d it pisses me off.
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I'm still tired from yelling at the refs in the 2nd half against LSU.
I just don’t have the energy to get upset at the zebras this time of year. Maybe after a 7 month offseason I’ll be in proper form.
by Swarles_Barkley on Dec 21, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
Yea, the holding there was insane.
It seems like if you are the better team on paper the refs just give you the benefit of the doubt.
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'benefit of the doubt' is the generous way of saying it.
I’ve gone on long rants many times before about refs playing favorites late in the season, but it deserves repeating. All we can do is shake our heads and hope someone who has the authority to make changes can see it too.
by Swarles_Barkley on Dec 21, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
But Pawl,
I thought the TCU was the team with the purple pants, not black and white.
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