The Securities and Exchange Commission, that is. Self-promoting charlatan Daniel "Rudy" Ruettiger, whose only marginally exceptional life was made into a movie solely because he spent 15 years hectoring Hollywood producers until they finally released a falsified film that sought to make a hero out of a hobbit, has made news yet again. This time, the feds have nabbed this shameless huckster. Christmas has come early, my friends! Go 'Dawgs!