"There's plenty more where that came from."
--Nuwanda, "Dead Poets Society".
Parents, don't let your children be (W)reckless
And go to Tech and wind up so feckless
To think they've engineered a pretty sight
At the epitome of urban blight
Wouldn't the world be better off if it was Techless?
"It's the MIT of the South" some may say,
Others, "the Caltech of the Southeast", hip-hip hooray,
But if not the Trade School on North Avenue
Or if the Joke by Coke just will not do,
I simply dub thee "Hogwarts-on-the-Highway"