My one trip to Lexington was fun...biggest high school stadium I've ever been in.
When a ref blows a call they all throw fits
Wouldn't know a holding call from a corner blitz
So when you see the fans of Big Blue
Pretend to watch the gridiron with you
Remember they'd rather watch sweaty hairy armpits.
To be a pigskin fan up at Kentucky
A masochist would feel very lucky.
They find it oh so very droll
If it's not a pick-and-roll
Year after year they just sucky.