This will be my most obscure entry this week. For those of you not familiar with "Grim Grinnin' Ghosts," it's the song from Disney's "Haunted Mansion" ride. I grew up with a Disney Sing-a-long tape that had this song on it, so it's one of my favorite Halloween songs. I've provided two videos this time: a slower one with original lyrics (complete with bouncing pumpkin) and a faster instrumental one for the more adventurous.

Some might see this poem as paranoid or delusional, but this is Hate Week, after all. This is not the time for logical reasoning or measured responses. I figured that by slightly exaggerating circumstances in this poem, perhaps officiating won't be such a problem this Saturday. With apologies to Buddy Baker and X Atencio:

Disney Villains 'Grim Grinning Ghosts' (via MikeDV101)

Here's the slower one with the original lyrics and bouncing pumpkin.

All Haunted Mansions: Grim Grinning Ghosts Come Out to Socialize Instrumental (via AutumnsSun)

Here's the faster instrumental one.

Red Robbin' Refs

When the kicker kicks off the Bulldogs' game,

Refs run out with arms raised in blame.

Faulty fouls materialize, much to no Bulldog's surprise.

Red robbin' refs come out to penalize.

Refs will close their eyes to Dawgs' rivals' crimes

but throw foolish flags half a trillion times.

Gators in a ref's disguise, they the Dawgs will terrorize.

Red robbin' refs come out to penalize.

As the sun climbs high over Jacksonville,

Refs work hard to break Bulldogs' will.

Zebras peer through beady eyes and seek the Dawgs to demonize.

Red robbin' refs come out to penalize.

When you hear the knell of the chapel bell,

Know Dawgs dodged the flags that fell.

Restless refs will realize Dawgs will rise more than they'd surmise.

Red robbin' refs come out to penalize.

If you would like to job the Super G,

Hear the concepts of the conspiracy:

Cheaters pay a modest fee; we'll make sure Penn Wagers is free.

At the right time, we will call them PWG.

via media.tripod.lycos.com

Penn Wagers in full regalia for the Georgia/Florida game. Original Gator stripe picture first posted by Dawg2011.