Your Anti-Florida Repository
by RedCrake on Oct 17, 2011 12:15 AM EDT
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PrintAs we approach the Bye Week, I find myself directionless since there won't be a "Few Things" or "Toast When We Coast" post this week. I'm sure as the days go by, we'll start getting into the heat of hate week... but I don't see any reason to wait.
If history (post-1990, of course) is any indication, we may not win in Jacksonville in two weeks. What we can unquestionably win, however, is the battle or anger, rage, and mockery. Its time to share all your favorite anti-Florida pictures, stereotypes, and anecdotes.
I'll even get you started with a couple of my favorites:
Please use the comments section as your one stop shop for sharing and storing all your anti-Florida gems. Hopefully Coach Larry won't go all BOOM MF'er on all of us.
GO DAWGS!!!
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Florida fans?! Who hates Florida fans?
We’re gentle, humble, cultured, rational, and well-rounded. We certainly aren’t obnoxious or arrogant. We would never intentionally run up the score (say…above half-a-hundred) in someone’s else’s stadium we rarely play in, just because when are you going to get the chance again, right? That’s not us.
We don’t have an aggressive cheer we do in everyone’s face relentlessly, and our younger members are entirely aware that college football existed before the ’90’s.
Most of all, we respect our friendly rivals to the north. Yes, it’s been a tough couple…decades…for your kind in Jacksonville, but surely this is temporary! That dapper young man you’ve got in charge seems to have just the right kind of history to predict long runs of success in the River City. I could never imagine that he could take his best Georgia teams and go 1-2 vs. the worst Florida coach in living memory, for instance. Impossible!
In the spirit of posting pictures of idiots in Orange and Blue (all of whom are Nole impostors, I assure you), I give you these Gators to mock. Is this what you were looking for? I mean, come on! That dress isn’t anywhere near Gator Orange!
It’s the best week of the year, Dawgs! Except this time, the week is two weeks for the both of us. Joy of joys!
P.S. Please don’t beat us too bad. Florida appears to have not progressed an inch from 2010, and UGA is light years beyond Liberty Bowls and the like. If Florida somehow wins this year, I promise I’ll stop biting the heads off of every Dawg who suggests moving the game from Jacksonville. I’ll merely take a hand, or perhaps a kidney.
Oh, come on. Don't leave your uncle T-bag hangin'.
on the ps
yeah, cause over the last 2+ decades, when we’ve looked like the better team on paper, we win. 10% of the time, it works every time.
http://sportsandgrits.com/
Its got real bits of Bobo in it... so you know its good.
Sacrificing goats, chugging Maker's Mark, and walking underneath The Arch.
I gotta be honest, in past years our team has smelled like pure gasoline.
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
That gif has a lot of what makes Florida, well...Florida
Hair Gel, tacky clothing, sunglasses at night, and I assume a great deal of New Jersey accents in the bunch.
But alas, yall do have bragging right by a country mile right now, so I’m forced to discuss fashion. Sigh…
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Oct 17, 2011 8:03 AM EDT up reply actions
I’m just a little concerned that you noticed there was a dude in sunglasses in that picture. Or that there was a dude at all. I watched it numerous times without even realizing there was a row 2….
Touche
I suppose my hatred/insecurity toward Florida takes precedent over my hormones. Not proud of that, but, it is what it is…(I hate that expression)
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Oct 17, 2011 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions
There' also the main girl who bounces about as much as a Barbie doll
Probably made from the same stuff too
The 984 Has Spoken!
Quality trolling, sir.
I tip my cap to you.
by vineyarddawg on Oct 17, 2011 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions
i cant decide which one i love more, so i will share both
A tribute to Florida sucking:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc-2EGPQNVM
or their lovely congresswoman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgbBP9Em00A
Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian
Watch out, oneloyaldawg...
… you know dem dere Gatahs don’t take no jive!
by vineyarddawg on Oct 17, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't get it...
Auburn has managed to beat Florida 3 times in a row and they don’t even play each other every season.
Twitter:ChopAttack
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"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
by DavetheDawg on Oct 17, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm gonna go ahead and share a few I have sitting in the ol' Flickr account.
Most have been seen before, but in the interest of gathering them in one place… (please feel free to save, copy/paste, and spread the hate as you see fit)
Sacrificing goats, chugging Maker's Mark, and walking underneath The Arch.
And now for some PhotoBucket...
Despite his time with Nick Saban, Muschamp is actually part of the much sought after Willie Martinez coaching tree. Just look at that form.
Sacrificing goats, chugging Maker's Mark, and walking underneath The Arch.
That picture of Will Muschamp makes me simultaneously vomit and laugh.
Congratulations, RedCrake. I did not think it was possible to do both at the same time.
by vineyarddawg on Oct 17, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Here's a little glimpse into my mind as it relates to the school down south.
Do you know what I think when I see this picture?
“Dang. Why do they allow people to wear so much Gator paraphernalia in public?”
What do I see here?
A divorce.
And what about here?
I see animal cruelty. In fact, I might just have to confiscate that poor animal and bring him home to Georgia to live with me.
Found this on the net a few years back, wish I knew who to give the credit too.
University of Florida Entrance Exam
Football Player Version
Time Limit: 3 weeks
1. Foreign Language: What Language is spoken in France?
2. History: Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law, and social conditions
-OR- Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Literature: Would you ask William Shakespeare to
a. build a bridge
b. sail the ocean
c. lead an army or
d. WRITE A PLAY
4. Religion: What religion is the Pope?
a. Jewish
b. Catholic
c. Hindu
d. Polish
e. Agnostic (circle only one)
5. Metric Conversion: How many feet equal 0.0 meters?
6. Physics: What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
7. Religion: How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. Geography: What are people in America’s far north called?
a. Westerners
b. Southerners
c. Northerners
9.American History: Spell Bush, Carter, and Clinton.
10.European History: Six kings of England have been called George, last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
11. Natural Science: Where does rain come from?
a. Macy’s
b. a 7-11
c. Canada
d. the sky
12. Advanced Physics: Can you explain Einstein’s Theory of Relativity?
yes
no
13. Philosophy: What are coat hangers used for?
14. Political Science: The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
15. Physics: Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium OR Spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
16. Architecture: Where is the basement in a three story building located?
17. Agricultural Science: Which part of America produces the most oranges?
a. New York
b. Florida
c. Canada
d. Wisconsin
18. Advanced Math: If you have three apples how many apples do you have?
19. Communications: What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?
You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify.
Isaiah Crowell for Heisman!!
creativity is not encouraged. please consider applying to the university of georgia
Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian
by oneloyaldawg on Oct 17, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Bwahahahaha
Ok… that genuinely made me laugh out loud. Then I had to go wash the dirty off :-)
Sacrificing goats, chugging Maker's Mark, and walking underneath The Arch.
by RedCrake on Oct 17, 2011 8:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
That is some wholesome, well-mannered HATE!
I’d love to shake his parents’ hands.
Success is never final. --Winston Churchill
by Inteljumper on Oct 19, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
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Success is never final. --Winston Churchill
by Inteljumper on Oct 17, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
High fashion
The South, to me, is fried chicken and catfish caviar -- that's grits -- and good-looking women.
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