Sugar Bowl Game Night Open Comment Thread
by T Kyle King on Jan 4, 2011 8:20 PM EST
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PrintThis is completely spur-of-the-moment and last-minute, but, since the Sugar Bowl is about to start in a few minutes, and since conference pride is on the line, I thought I'd throw up a thread (yuck; that sounded worse than I intended) so everyone could join in the fun.
Go Hogs!
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Who wants to be the World Wide Leader shows all of "script Ohio"...
… even though they didn’t even show 30 solid seconds of the Arkansas band?
LEADERS and LEGENDS, baby.
I've said this on Twitter, on Facebook, and in a previous comment thread, but, . . .
. . . if the Razorbacks lose tonight and the Aggies win on Friday, I believe we should boot Arkansas out of the conference and invite Texas A&M to take the Hogs’ place in the SEC West!
Go 'Dawgs!
I'm sorry Kyle but i've already invited everyone to......
MY COMMENT THREAD PARTY. and you aren’t invited cause i’m too popular for this one.
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
by Southern Dawg on Jan 4, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
Dang, man, I'm sorry. I completely missed that. I'm a total dufus.
Shoot. I’ll go promote yours and tell folks to go over to yours.
Truly my bad.
Go 'Dawgs!
no we both just were doing it at the same time
i’ll delete mine
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
by Southern Dawg on Jan 4, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
You truly are a team player, Southern Dawg.
Much obliged. Sorry for the mix-up.
For a second there, we were on the verge of the comment thread version of “Dueling Banjos.”
Go 'Dawgs!
In all Seriousness ^^^^EPIC FAIL^^^^^^
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
by Southern Dawg on Jan 4, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
Did anyone else notice that during the moment of silence in honor of our servicemen and women...
… one guy could be heard yelling, “Wooo pig sooie!”
Classy, Arkansas.
probably thought that WAS part of the National anthem
I mean bama fans end it with ROLL TIDE right?
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
by Southern Dawg on Jan 4, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
One thing I learned at the Liberty Bowl . . .
. . . is that, during the national anthem—-specifically, during the line “gave proof through the night”—-the UCF faithful change “night” to “Knights” and chant it loudly.
Go 'Dawgs!
no no keep this one
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
i was actually 2 minutes late
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
by Southern Dawg on Jan 4, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
We have a problem! Two threads!
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Yeah we both posted them at the same time
i’ve already deleted mine, carry on….
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
by Southern Dawg on Jan 4, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
For those who don't remember Ryan Mallett's history...
… he was originally a Michigan man who got run off by Rich Rodriguez. So, if his first year of brainwashing worked, he’ll be pretty motivated to bring it against the Buckeyes tonight.
At least, I hope he will.
These pigs better not let Ohio State get their first win against the SEC.
So, just to get it straight for everyone...
… Ohio State has the most BCS wins, the most BCS bowl appearances, the best fans in every BCS bowl game, and the most poisonous anthropomorphized mascot of any school in any BCS game.
It’s a fact!
Everytime I watch the start of a football bowl game
I am reminded of the reporter in the move Bagger Vance that says something like “at some point, we may even play golf.”
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
And you are welcome for us keeping you out of Mayhem off of it
and MAKING YOU PLAY IN THIS GAME
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
If Paula Dean can toss the coin for the Rose Bowl, then Alton Brown should get the chance at the Sugar Bowl.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Or the Chick-fil-A bowl
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
by Southern Dawg on Jan 4, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
I can just hear it in my mind...
… “Awww rahht yawwwwll. Ahhhm gunna try an’ fleeeuup this heeer coy-in!”
ROFL
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
by Southern Dawg on Jan 4, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Green Book!
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Dropped a TD
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
must have borrowed our recievers from 2006
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
by Southern Dawg on Jan 4, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Ohio State: We do ineligibility right!
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
I just had a terrible (by which I mean shameful) thought:
What if we could go back in time to the offseason separating 2008 from 2009, befriend Joe Cox on Facebook, get him to sell us $3,000 worth of gear from the Capital One Bowl, and report the whole thing to the NCAA?
Go 'Dawgs!
lol -
we wouldnt be starting a redshirt – which sounds great.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
then again, knowing the NCAA - it would be ok if Joe Cox did it.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Dave, glad you dropped in, because I been saving this for a while
Paula made this in one show
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Curses!
I’m on a “modified” Adkins diet right now*. That’s looking pretty good right now.
*Can has Scotch.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
OSU is freaking lucky right now.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Arkansas apparently sucks on offense and plays stout defense.
Maybe the Razorbacks really are an SEC team!
Go 'Dawgs!
I have to admit, I dont know the history of DERP or what it means. But I am not that hip.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Here is basically the entire history of the term:
Also, what Ohio State just did both on the Touchdown and the ensuing kickoff I believe qualify as classic DERP.
damn OSU is lucky
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Nile Davis is a load
Hoping Ken “Boo” Malcome can emulate him somewhat down the road for us.
Malcome 6’0" 218
Davis 6’0" 220
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
You gotta be kidding me.
The runner’s wrist touched the ground by about 5 millimeters, so he’s down?
Then again, Ohio State’s DERPfense made sure it didn’t matter on the very next play.
Carry on.
If you count funny - Arky has scored 3 TDs
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Even the officials are derping it up with a bogus call taking the TD away
not that it really mattered, DERP!
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
Anybody know what conference these refs are from?
Because if it was the Big 12, I think I could come up with a conspiracy theory argument that they’re actually from the Big 10, because BIG 10+2 Y’ALL.
What's the "Bushwhackers" move the Arky fans were making during that cheer?
I don’t think I remember seeing that before.
This i why I said I never have faith in Arky
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
4th down and short is Derptastic...
This has been a public service announcement.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Wasn't going to watch the game
But I’m looking to get some more ink done and wanted to see if a trip to Columbus would be worth it. Ya’ll think they’ll take my soccer jersey from the big game against Parkview in lieu of payment?
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Ok, so maybe we're looking at a 58-56 game, here.
The game will be decided on a fluke safety. Mark it down.
Yeah, I thought the national championship game . . .
. . . was supposed to be the “defense-optional” BCS bowl game.
Go 'Dawgs!
My that was a big hole
but enough about Charlie Weis…
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Arky - your doing it wrong
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
The Ohio State band just annoys me...
… and mostly because of the name.
If they’re “The Best Damn Band In The Land,” then the SEC divisions should be renamed “Fried Chicken” and “Waffles.”
Yeah...
i hate it when a marching band tries to play a ‘contemporary song’ like the White Stripes. It ends up sounding like a Romanian funeral march.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
by the way...
I Googled Romanian funeral march and this is what I came up with. Rock on, OSU band…
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
I would like to hear more about these Romanian funerals.
You know… cultural research. Strictly academic.
If Arkansas continues to run the ball up the middle like that...
… they really will score in the 50’s on tOSU. If the Bucks have to keep defending the run, Mallett will light them up eventually.
I been hatin tOSU as long as I can remember. I am not even sure where it started. Probably ESPN.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Started with English teacher in 10th grade from Ohio
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Jan 4, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
Wait did i leave my XBox on with NCAA 11 running on career mode?
Or am i really watching a college football game?
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
I hate to get behind a point made by Todd McShay
But Mallett really sucks at resetting his feet when he gets flushed from the pocket.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
you mean TP
I thought he was knocking TP’s inability to set his feet on the move?
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
by Southern Dawg on Jan 4, 2011 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe it was a different interview...
He was talking about Mallett’s rocket arm and listed that as a drawback vs. Luck, Gabbert, or Locker. Maybe that’s just one of his stock lines.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
If anyones following twitter search #ronfranklinsugarbowl
there’s some funny stuff there. Here’s one from our own Doug GIllete @CaptainAnnoying
: “Arkansas’ defense is giving it up faster than an Auburn sorority girl. …Save it, ladies, the facts are on my side.” #RonFranklinSugarBowl "
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
He must be a colossal a$$hole...
Jannine Edwards is, IMO, one of the least offensive of the ESPN sideline reporters and seems like a nice gal.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
CNN made that look even worse than it already was...
Instead of quoting Franklin as “Fine, then a**h***”, they just put “Fine, then [expletive]”.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
What's the difference between Arkansas' defense and Lindsay Lohan?
On second thought… probably shouldn’t finish that joke.
I never had impure thoughts about the Razorbacks' defense while watching "Mean Girls"?
Wait, what?
Go 'Dawgs!
Pofta Buna!*
*disclaimer: I’m 1/2 Romanian.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Since we're watching the Buckeyes, this is as good a time as any . . .
. . . to post the memorandum of understanding between Georgia and Ohio State for 2020 and 2021.
Please note the pretentious capitalization of “the” before “Ohio State University,” but not “University of Georgia.”
Go 'Dawgs!
is it ok to say "assholes" here?
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
I always thought it was the little brother that was supposed to have the inferiority complex.
This odd insistence they have on the “The,” however, just reeks of it.
did ESPN just say tOSU is the closest thing to the SEC in the Big 10 -
WTH?
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Yes, he said that.
No, it did not make sense.
Consider it Blackledge’s “What is Britney doing with her life?” moment. Don’t think about it too hard, or it will give you an aneurysm.
Go 'Dawgs!
The Polish Army was the closest thing to the Wehrmacht in Eastern Europe
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Jan 4, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm the closest thing to Brad Pitt at my job.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
+1 fancy pinky for sophistication
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
yep that last line has 6 syllabuls
and its going to annoy me all game
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
by Southern Dawg on Jan 4, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My '73 Pinto with a buster muffler bracket is nearly a Lamborghini
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
It's the closest thing to a Lamborghini in your garage...
… or carport, or whatever the Miami-folk have.
4th and 1 and they went for it with a pass no less
thats the closest thing to UGA going for it on 4th and 1
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Wow that was Bobotastic play call there.
only need 1 yard. No way they think its a 15 yard laser to the TE right??
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
speaking of green notebook - i found the exact clip on youtube from the movie, it's great.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
yea, arky borrowed the green notebook for this game.
what’s worse – is they were running well.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Cameron Heyward should be in the SEC
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Jan 4, 2011 9:33 PM EST reply actions
Now the bucks are throwing bombs on 1st down
I guess neither teams really cares about strategy or field position or any of that mess.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Arkansas' "D" has been studying their Auburn game playbook...
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
arky is going to go down by 14 and not be able to catch back up
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
you know, rather than lock players up for the 3 weeks before a bowl, they should lock the coaches up -
they have too much time and get way too far in their own heads.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
by tankertoad on Jan 4, 2011 9:37 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Are you sure our coaches weren't locked up?
They just did the same thing they’d done all season.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Aren't we kind of not talking to them anymore
i mean they totally snubbed us to stay with that slut know as the Big 12
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
by Southern Dawg on Jan 4, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
yea, they were too scared to leave Dad. Wussies.
Come to the SEC and be loved, or stay in your Freudian complex.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
We all know this relationship is doomed.
Sooner or later, the Big XII X will fold for good, and the Aggies will be SEC-bound. I predict it’ll take about six years, if that long.
Go 'Dawgs!
It depends how long it takes them to realize . . .
. . . Fox is playing with Monopoly money.
Seriously, Fox bids on sports contracts the way Dr. Evil makes ransom demands.
Go 'Dawgs!
I don't think that's technically true.
Unless I’m mistaken, the SEC was poised to extend an invitation, which aTm was poised to accept, if Texas & Co. jumped to the Pac-16. The SEC wasn’t going to make the first move, they were going to leave it up to the Attention Horns (get it?).
Texas never jumped, so neither did the SEC.
actually - you are right - the PAC 16 was driving a lot of it.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Sanzenbacher forgot to take his derp pills this morning
cause that was a pretty nice catch if it stands.
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
Ohio State probably wins this game...
ditches the SEC jinx…and YOU KNOW what’s next? National Champs, of course….
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
I'll tell you one thing...
I know somebody that’s getting a new red sweater vest.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
will someone explain to me how come OSU's players aren't suspended for this game?
oh, never freaking mind.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Its the new "I didn't know" defense in full effect.
You know…. cause that is exactly how real life works.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
maybe they will start next year 0-5. That would be great.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
I don't know
They DO play the toughest OOC schedule in the country.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
That one's in the lexicon, right up there . . .
. . . with “sacrifice a goat at the Arch” and “green notebook,” but not quite as high as “I’m so jacked I just ate a stick of butter!”
Go 'Dawgs!
I assume the infamous "talking to myself thread"
will make an appearance.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
I wish I was as creative and funny in my real life. Dawgsports - my alter ego.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Occassionally I try
to explain why I’m suddenly laughing out loud (or spewing a beverage through my nose) while staring at the computer screen, but I usually have to back up 6 – 10 comments and even then no one else seems to get it……it’s at those times that I most feel like a Dawg Sports geek addict
I can bake like a demon.
Well...
seeing that jerkweed Bobby Patrino squirm a bit is some consolation….
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Maybe he'll pin a letter on the SuperDome lockers following halftime.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
by RedCrake on Jan 4, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe he'll come back to win this one and Michigan will back up the Brinks truck.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Thanks...
I turned Tech down….
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Turn Tech down?
That’s unpossible!
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Yeah...
… this game is kind of like the Kobayashi Maru. Either Ohio State breaks their drought agains the SEC, or Bobby Petrino gets a signature win.
Can’t we re-program the scenario so that the coaches just agree to mutually forfeit the game to Georgia before it even starts?
WOOOOO Sugar Bowl Champions 2011 y’all!
for the betters:
never bet on Arky or SC when you need them.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
by tankertoad on Jan 4, 2011 9:46 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Sadly, I can confirm this.
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Jan 4, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
somebody put stick glue on the hogs.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
You may not want to use that phrase . . .
. . . in a thread that already has contained one “Deliverance” reference!
Go 'Dawgs!
Where's this Arkansas defense when we need it?
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
arky - your doing it wrong
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Arky has 5 minutes to get 7 or they are DOOOOMMMMEEEED
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Every time i see someone miss a FG from 40-50
I remember we have Blair Walsh, and smile.
Boy coul have made that in his sleep.
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
That's why we save him for the 10 yarders, keep his leg fresh.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
You said it, Southern Dawg.
We forget how truly blessed we’ve been with placekickers for—-seriously—-the last 40 years or so.
A Georgia placekicker in a domed stadium is money from any distance.
Go 'Dawgs!
Andy Bailey*
*Obvious Auburn plant
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
TK
FTW
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
by Southern Dawg on Jan 4, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks.
As a Georgia fan, I find it shocking that an SEC football player could ride around campus on a scooter and not get arrested for driving on a suspended license while misspelling his middle name as he emerged from an alley.
Go 'Dawgs!
by the way...
I ordered a bunch of presents for everyone from Xinyeue 56787. Anybody get theirs yet? I’m a little worried….
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
After one Xinyue 56787 post someone (I think Vine) posted "Thread Complete". I still laugh at that. it was a rather heated deal with Muckbeast or someone I think.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
I rather liked Hello Kitty
Aside from the Ralph Friedgen portrait, the other spammers just didn’t have the creativity to compete.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
I'm pretty sure it's a guy...
Kim Jung IL’s son Cam Jung IL
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
i'll be the ignant one to ask, "what is that?"
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
by Southern Dawg on Jan 4, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
That meaning Xinyue?
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Xinyue is the site's most persistent spammer.
His or her English is not the best, and his or her comments are almost a caricature of a Charlie Chan movie in the brokenness of the language. I’ve banned him or her at least 40 times by now, I’m sure. It’s gotten to the point where my ban messages suggest alternative uses for his or her time (stamp collecting, bird watching, raising orchids, etc.).
Go 'Dawgs!
spammer meaning Chinese internet sales for a Rollexx.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
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"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
by DavetheDawg on Jan 4, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not sure she's really trying to sell anything
At this point I think it might be some kind of weird performance art.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
After 10 drops and a few Bobotastic calls, Arky implodes and Mallet is eating turf.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
I have to tell you, I've been thinking about that Bobo/Yoko comparison . . .
. . . from the other thread all day. He really could be the force that breaks up the Beatles, metaphorically speaking.
Go 'Dawgs!
So this will make Ohio State * and 8 against the SEC, then?
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Jan 4, 2011 10:02 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Your Steakknives and Rhinestone and Stud Setter are on the way.
Because you’re a winner!
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Yeah, might as well go on to bed...
… ‘cause this one’s done.
by vineyarddawg on Jan 4, 2011 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
Bobo would have stopped at 14-7 and the D would live on the field.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Well, Arkansas blinked first...
… and my meds are wearing off, so I’m going to bed.
Good night everyone. At least take solace on the fact that the Ohio State streak didn’t end on our watch.
You are so making the right decision, . . .
. . . and I am so going to wake up tomorrow morning and say to myself, “I should have gone to sleep early like vineyarddawg instead of staying up to watch that crapfest!”
Go 'Dawgs!
At least
we’re not staying up to watch a Georgia Bulldog crapfest / I’m a bad fan.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
We're not good enough to play night games.
We always play at noon which leaves plenty of time for passing out afterward.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
2011
Akron, Toledo, Miami (New HC), Colorado (New HC).
Toughest OOC Schedule EVAH!
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
How many damn TD's can Arkansas drop in one half?
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
While I generally like Todd Blackledge, . . .
. . . that crap about “what’s fair for the other guys on the team” is total gibberish. Does he think losing A.J. Green for four games was what was best for his teammates?
The NCAA isn’t even trying to pretend it isn’t arbitrary, it’s just pitching hissy-fits when it’s called on its capriciousness, preferential treatment, and selective enforcement.
Go 'Dawgs!
Now Blackledge is defending the field goal decision.
Did someone tell Todd at the preproduction meeting that his job was to defend every wussified decision anyone had ever made? Next thing you know, he’ll be defending Kennedy for the Bay of Pigs! (Pardon the political reference.)
Go 'Dawgs!
Todd is getting a little love for the Buckeyes tonight.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
The NCAA
being a northern establishment (HQ: Indianapolis, Indiana) has a built-in northern bias. Yeah, I may be grasping, but I can’t come up with a better explanation.
NCAA: Not Consistent At All
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
But my buddy (an Illinois fan) says that Big 10 schools don't get in trouble because their kids don't do anything wrong
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Right.
Terrelle Pryor just went on a bunch of test drives. For hundreds of miles at a time. That could happen.
Go 'Dawgs!
Alec Ogletree is a thief. Maurice Clarett is a misunderstood youth.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Kyle - that is really, really wrong. I hate the NCAA.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
well, as long as they don't count wrong as getting destroyed every year in Bowls.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
I cant believe he is kicking a FG - they are down by 18 - which is three TDs.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Anybody think Lou might say Arkansas is going to come back in the 2nd half?
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
No
but he might say,
“Arkanthath ith goink to come back in the thecond hath.”
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Don't forget.
He has 4 kids. All of them are girls except for two.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that, RedCrake, . . .
. . . because, if I had been, it would have been sprayed all over my laptop. Nice one.
How much you want to bet he references one, if not both, of his wins over Ohio State while at South Carolina?
Go 'Dawgs!
I'd say thats a pretty safe bet.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Ok, I need a Tech grad to help me with this
You are down by 21 (3 TDs).
You kick a FG to “bring us within 18 we can win this” Petrino.
18 = still need 3 TDs.
Is it me? I know I can’t do rithmitic.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
2 TD's, 2 2-pt conversions, Field Goal to win
Its Petrino Math.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
and it's still 3 drives, right?
LOL – remember Kiffen going for 2 every time for every game? OMG – that was funny.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Bobby didn't think that far ahead.
He’s gonna be the HC at Michigan by the start of the 4th quarter.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
by RedCrake on Jan 4, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I am still confused - they went for it on 4th and 1 with a tie game failing at a 15 yard pass while the run worked and then he kicks a FG from the 2?
FRACK
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
There has to be a perfectly good reason
Mark Richt is the only coach in the country that makes strange decisions.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Your problem, tankertoad, is that you're a logical thinker . . .
. . . and there is no rational explanation for stupid.
Go 'Dawgs!
Thanks Kyle -
I just wonder, almost sincerely, what is in Petrino’s head. His team is down by 21 and getting waxed. So kick a FG when a short run (which has worked) scores a TD.
It’s like he knows he is going to lose…………
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
The only thing I can come up with (and this is weak) . . .
. . . is that he was trying to give his team a little momentum.
It’s weak, and you’re right that it’s bad math, but that’s the best I can do.
Go 'Dawgs!
good night, all
just about recovered from the jet lag…but man! when it hits you it still hits hard. I’m out!
Go Dawgs!
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Well tomorrow will be a big day in recruiting for us
We’ll see if Xavier Dickson and Quan Bray will join the dream team. Both would be very good gets for us.
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
Xavier dickson is a coin flip (x5)
Literally….
and Quan Bray i have no idea, rumor is its between AU and Dawgs. I’m guessing he goes to AU. no reason i just can’t see us being that lucky in one day.
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
by Southern Dawg on Jan 4, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
I wish ESPN would give MSU credit for a great year.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
MIss or Mich?
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
by Southern Dawg on Jan 4, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
I was wondering . . .
. . . the same thing.
I’m guessing Mississippi State, since Michigan State got spanked by ’Bama.
Go 'Dawgs!
Mississippi State
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
MIchigan AD Dave Brandon says no decision on Rich Rodriguez....
Never trust a man with two first names.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
ohio state band has nazi uniforms
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
This is somewhat off-topic, but, since I linked to MGoBlog above, . . .
. . . I have to say that, however rough it’s been around here lately as we’ve wrestled with the Mark Richt question, at least none of us ever did this.
Doing this with Drive-By Truckers songs? That, I could see. . . .
Go 'Dawgs!
Do the playoffs start this weekend?
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
They do
WildCard weekend. I love it.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
So the Falcons are off then, right?
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
(uh, no, I dont follow the NFL)
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
so - it gets better - he kicked a FG only to kick off to start.....brilliant
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Ok
now that I’ve had my supper (popcorn), the big question for the night – do I work on W2’s or do I just say screw doing any more work tonight since I’ve already put in 22 hrs this week?
You decide.
I can bake like a demon.
I'm always a big fan of the screw it approach
Hence my position as a government employee :-)
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
uh, quit while you can. Don't do today what you can put off until tomorrow or something like that.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
dear Lord.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
I don't know if this is related to the fact that I'm a dufus who voluntarily . . .
. . . spent three hours standing outside in Memphis on New Year’s Eve, but I’ve had some kind of cold or something for the last couple of days; if I hadn’t been out of the office almost all of last week, I’d have taken a sick day yesterday or today. I just drank some Celestial Seasonings “wellness tea” with “calming valerian” (my wife made it for me; don’t judge me), and I have a headache. I’d like to blame it on this game, but it’s possible the game isn’t at fault for my headache.
Arkansas is playing this game with one foot in a big ol’ bucket of fail, though.
Go 'Dawgs!
I just re-read that comment.
I apologize for the disturbing extent to which it read like a Stephen1980 comment.
Go 'Dawgs!
LOL - yea, it did
BUT, you actually were part of a dialogue before you did that, rather than a random drive by.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
You forgot the part about not really following sports
Despite frequenting a sports blog.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
true -
I still think Stephen1980 is Kyle’s cousin or something.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
I have family members who comment here (Keith Richards, jujdawg), . . .
. . . but, as far as I know, Stephen1980 and I are not kin.
Go 'Dawgs!
Do you have any history of goat in your bloodline?
If not, we can probably conclude you aren’t related to any Auburn students.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
and speaking of Auburn...
.Just Some Dawg – where IS that picture you promised me?
I can bake like a demon.
GPS took us back all Interstate
But I swear to you guys, and the Mrs will back this up (she almost ran off the road when she saw it), picture this:
A brand new 100-ish square foot deck festooned with a HUGE AU placard (store bought, not made) and 3 AU flags. Attached to a 1970s-era 98-ish square foot travel trailer. It was a sight to behold.
GPS routed us around Anniston via 78 for about 20 miles. What a side trip! That placard must have doubled value of the home (after the porch tripled it). It was also the only time in my life I’ve ever seen a sign in a lake that said, "DO NOT DREDGE OR DROP ANCHOR. Underwater Gas Pipeline.)
by Just Some Dawg on Jan 5, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
stay classy!
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
for my part
going east was the Billboard “Jean Shorts are never Okay”
going west this same billboard was beneath the one that said something about how Mullets are bad.
I can bake like a demon.
Yea, I tracked down your kinfolk through facebook.
Not to sound stalkerish or anything….lol.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Just as long as he didn't Google me . . .
. . . and find out about my dead-docketed second-degree assault charge in Maryland!
What, too soon?
Go 'Dawgs!
Kyle, its the Atlanta Airport, I been sick since Christmas night. Bad sick too. And it came from there.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
That was very county sounding of you tankertoad. Sadly, it wasn't intentional.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
it's the "calming valerian"
that would be from valerian root the lovely place from which we derived valium (hence the “calming” part)
I can bake like a demon.
I thought it said calming vetrinarian
I was trying to figure out what kind of sicko would make a tea like that.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Good to know, podunkdawg.
My wife (who is a high school history teacher) commented that she thought Valerian was a Roman emperor. I (who am a “Star Trek” geek) replied that I thought the Valerians kidnapped Captain Kirk in one of the weaker episodes of the third season of the original series.
Go 'Dawgs!
Publius Licinius Valerianus (c. 193, c. 195, c. 200 – aft. 260 or 264), commonly known in English as Valerian or Valerian I, the Elder, was a Roman Emperor, reigning from 253 to 260 AD. He was the only Emperor to be taken captive alive; tradition holds that he was kept as a slave by Shapur I, and used by him as a human mounting block.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
and Podunk is right about Valerian root being the lead to Xanax.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
well - she said Valium - I typed xanax because I am sick. Anyhoo - drugs that make you chill.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Petrino has um just where he wants um.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
It was all part of his plan.
You can see why Bobby Petrino would be an admirer of Lane Kiffin, can’t you?
Go 'Dawgs!
Beyonce is a terrible commercial spokesperson.
Every time I get to the end of one of her commercials, I find I’ve completely forgotten what the ad was trying to sell me, unless it was trying to sell me bootyliciousness, which I don’t think you can buy.
Go 'Dawgs!
You can't buy it, but you can rent it by the hour.......
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
To paraphrase one of College Buddy's co-workers:
“Bootyliciousness is fungible.”
I could quote the real phrase, but I’d have to ban myself. Also, the expression might make RedCrake start posting pictures of cats again.
Go 'Dawgs!
Not even Lou Holtz: The Nightmare Cat?
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Kyle,
I think its abundantly clear that “you aren’t ready for this jelly”
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
You are correct, sir.
I will note for the record, though, that the second-biggest benefit to being engaged to Miss Knowles would be the ability to introduce her to people as “Beyonce, my fiancee.”
Go 'Dawgs!
Your engaged to Beyonce? Let me bounce over to FB!
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
ROFL
Facebook, the Wikileaks of social espionage! It isn’t official until its on facebook
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
by Southern Dawg on Jan 4, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Hey - it's for realz. I'm a grown ass man and I been FB broke up with. Don't play with the social network machine.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
I said "would be."
It was a hypothetical.
Just one I came up with off the top of my head. For no reason. None at all. Really.
Go 'Dawgs!
Dude, Arky needs to catch the ball already, this is painful.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Just think how different our season might have gone . . .
. . . if Arkansas had played like this against us?
Go 'Dawgs!
That's why the Buckeyes prefer to play in the Rose Bowl.
Those helmets are legal in California.
I hear Ohio State’s team doctor diagnoses a lot of glaucoma cases!
Go 'Dawgs!
Also, . . .
. . . he bakes a lot of brownies. Maybe you should send a pan to Columbus! :)
Go 'Dawgs!
You could send them some special "vacated" brownies.
Those would certainly count as improper benefits.
by Cherokee's Grip on Jan 4, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Valerian Brownies...
"A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity." Robert A. Heinlein
That gives me a wonderful idea.
We could send some delicious baked goods to the Boise State team hotel… spiked with sacrificed goat meat.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
As long as they didn't know what it was they were smoking
I’m sure that would be ok too.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
sometimes - I trade out flight gear, like a jacket, for a car to borrow - it's cool and stuff.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
You should get your dad to do that for you.
That way, you won’t get suspended for four games.
JCCW Jerry coming around to correct me in 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . .
Go 'Dawgs!
Dude
Its just like the OJ Simpson case. There might be a giant pile of evidence to the contrary, but if you keep saying it didn’t happen, it didn’t happen.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Never change your story!
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
by RedCrake on Jan 4, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
too funny
hey if they look in a mirror they could be winning!!
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
by Southern Dawg on Jan 4, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Speaking of road trips and learning disorders
We also saw, just before we hit Tennessee on 78, a sign that had “MISSISSIPPI” spelled out with the Ss printed backwards. The caption below was “Our kids can’t read.”
I really wanted to detour for some white spray paint so I could add “good” to the end…
by Just Some Dawg on Jan 5, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
guess that FG thing is working out afterall
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
It worked for us.
Right? Right? If arky had wanted the TD, they should’ve gotten it on…oh, never mind.
by Cherokee's Grip on Jan 4, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
"or things are gonna get dim"
right cuz the lights aren’t already out? puhlease.
I can bake like a demon.
Todd B - booby -
Arky has dropped 10 TD passes. tOSU isnt making them work for every yard.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Arkansas scores
New Petrino Math:
2 pt conv, 1 TD, 1 FG to tie
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Petrino Math - lol
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
step 1 complete.......
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
or have just gotten the damn TD last half.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Weren't you the one advocating putting off until tomorrow earlier?
Well, why score in the first half what you can put off until the second half? :)
Go 'Dawgs!
incidentally
this exchange might be construed as evidence of illogical thinking on TT’s part
I can bake like a demon.
For the record, I will be perfectly happy . . .
. . . to have to update the site header by removing my snarky comment about losing a bowl game to Ohio State.
Go 'Dawgs!
Just because
I’m maybe feeling a little witchy – if there are plays that can’t be defended against as our announcers insists there is – then WHY does ANYONE EVER run ANYTHING but those plays?
I can bake like a demon.
The know everything
If they weren’t announcers, they’d be jobless AJC commenters.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
a lil early on that one - but hell, I cant count as good as Petrino
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
And since we don't want to know anything about the actual game
Lets kick it over to Holly Rowe for a human interest fluff piece.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
by RedCrake on Jan 4, 2011 11:20 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
yea, that was really bad timing
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
I wonder if they write those for a bunch of players ahead of time
And just hope one of them does something of note in the game.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
oh - undoubtedly
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
And for heaven's sake
can anyone tell me WHY they have to call the Hogs three dang times? Don’t those boys listen the FIRST time?
I can bake like a demon.
I'd be glad if this calming valerian . . .
. . . would make the pain directly behind and above my eyeballs go away.
Go 'Dawgs!
there are
pills for that. Granted some of them will also make you forget all kinds of stuff you did, but who wants to remember anyway?
I can bake like a demon.
With all due respect to valerian, I simply may have to accept . . .
. . . that “calm” is not one of my modes.
Go 'Dawgs!
Arky - why are you rushing 4 on a passing down against Pryor?
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Petrino Math
1 running QB + 4 rushers = SUCCESS!
Except not so much.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
interesting - Arky chased Pryor around the whole stadium
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Does anyone else get the feeling this entire game
That Arkansas has never been out of it. That they’ve actually been playing as well if not better than OSU despite the drops. And that they have a realistic shot at winning?
My real question is, why haven’t I felt this way about UGA in 3 years when then get down?
by knowshon loves legos on Jan 4, 2011 11:30 PM EST reply actions
no - I havent had any faith in Arky this game - honestly.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
maybe it's because im not as invested in Arky
but it really seems that number 7 is racking up huuuge YPC and Mallet, for the most part, is putting 20 to 30 yard passes right on the mark. That they could move the ball at will if they needed to
by knowshon loves legos on Jan 4, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
We NEVER get bounces like that
In a Georgia game that bounces of the leg of the returner and directly into the arms of a gunner with sub-4.4 speed.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
that's what I'm talking about
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Precisely, Lakepoets.
That’s exactly the right attitude . . . and it’s why I favor booting the Hogs from the league if they lose this game. We have to have standards, after all.
Go 'Dawgs!
And it looked an awful lot like our OL on the field to boot.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
lol - I was trying to say!
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
so true.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Because Arky is trying
to prove to us that you CAN win with the Bobo Green Book – they are just not being sucessful.
I can bake like a demon.
I think Petrino has the green book - seriously
they just ran a textbook Bobo 3 downs
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
I should probably
apologize for being unusually snarky tonight – sorry y’all
I can bake like a demon.
Apologize, hell.
There’s nothing more fun than a snark-filled comment thread for a game in which none of us are deeply emotionally invested and some of us are on medication, or should be!
Go 'Dawgs!
the first 2 days
back at the office after taking 3 1/2 days off last week were pure hell – seriously, sometimes it sucks being the boss.
I can bake like a demon.
Oh not
a Gatorade Commercial – I’m just not sure I can stop being snarky if they are gonna show this crap.
I can bake like a demon.
i cant believe that
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
he broke free and moved forward
is that why its a safety?
by knowshon loves legos on Jan 4, 2011 11:40 PM EST reply actions
Petrino knew all along
Thats why he went for the 3
TD + 2 pt comin up
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Clearly, tankertoad was not taking the forthcoming fourth-quarter freaky fluky safety into account.
Now all of Petrino’s decisions make sense!
Go 'Dawgs!
Yea, I totally didnt expect Arky to go lights out on D.........
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
I think with no whistle, you cant
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
It was the right call
And not just cause I liked it :-)
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
These are the luckiest SOB's I've ever seen
Its like we’ve transferred all the lucky plays of the early Richt years to the Western Division
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
by RedCrake on Jan 4, 2011 11:44 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Wow.
Those Arkansas fans were wearing the Griswolds’ costumes from the game show at the start of “European Vacation.”
Go 'Dawgs!
they were dressed up
in costumes? I thought that was normal attire in Arkansas?
I can bake like a demon.
Dang it, twice.
I misspelled “Griswald,” and I forgot the name of the game show.
I’m taking something for this headache.
Go 'Dawgs!
try
2 1/2 shots of makers + 4 jello shots – you won’t feel a thing after that.
I can bake like a demon.
yes this IS
the voice of experience – just ask Just Some Dawg – I was feeling NOTHING as i chanted “There’s Nothing Finer In The Land than a Drunk Obnoxious Georgia Fan” down Beale & over to the car….
I can bake like a demon.
Repeatedly
As in a lot. And that’s about all I can remember….
by Just Some Dawg on Jan 5, 2011 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
yep
but I was a drunk and probably obnoxious Georgia fan at the time so there’s that.
I can bake like a demon.
and also
“Goooooo Georgia Bulldogs” seemed utterly inappropriate even in my drunken state.
I can bake like a demon.
But you wanted me to shout it at the top of my lungs.....
Should have saved that for after that last shot. I literally felt my eyes cross, my knees buckle, and my liver dropkick my stomach.
That was a fun night!
by Just Some Dawg on Jan 5, 2011 12:42 AM EST up reply actions
I was feeling
adventurous – besides at that point we outnumbered the UCF fans in attendance at least 3 to 1 or more.
I can bake like a demon.
very nice reference Kyle
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Uh, why is Arky taking a TO - they are doing good and stuff............GRRRR
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
The Green Book told them to
It must be obeyed.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
LOL - IT MUST BE OBEEEYEDDD!
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
This is your penance for not joining us in Memphis for the Liberty Bowl.
You’re getting to see Arkansas play a Georgia-based game!
Go 'Dawgs!
and don't forget
how he tried to curse us with horrid unspeakable weather for that game Kyle. I STILL haven’t forgiven him for that!
I can bake like a demon.
You said it.
Dude put a hex on us, and, if weren’t for DavetheDawg, we’d’ve got tornadoed!
Don’t you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!
Go 'Dawgs!
FWIW
that particular hex is why there was so much snow in HotLanta for Christmas….
I can bake like a demon.
Oh spare me the crying about OSU's injuries!
They’re playing 5 ineligible players, for crying out loud!
by Lakepoets on Jan 4, 2011 11:48 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
LOL and +100000
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
more like a circus
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
so - Arky killed their own game with a TO - grr
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
I want Arkansas to win so they burn down Arkansas - no one will miss it.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Todd just said Pryor and Cam are similar? wth?
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
ARky just blizted into the TB protection - GRRR
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Arky will bring 4
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
oh, brought 5! and STILL didnt contain the right side
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
DC fail.
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Jan 4, 2011 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
yea, they gave him 2 yards
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
its how they are blitzing
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
snap the ball into your own junk
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
For the record, I decided to go with . . .
. . . three Bayer aspirin, an Airborne, and some cold leftover Chick-fil-A waffle fries from supper.
Go 'Dawgs!
For the record, you do not want to take an Airborne . . .
. . . at the moment tankertoad has just posted “snap the ball into your own junk.”
Go 'Dawgs!
I am LOL - and not the LOL just on text, but for real LOL
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
I know how you feel.
I, too, laughed out loud at “snap the ball into your own junk,” which may now join “Shit, Tyrone, get it together” on the list of borderline-inappropriate lexicon entries that always slay me.
Go 'Dawgs!
to be honest - I was laughing at my own post myself - and surprised no one else said anything - glad to know we both are of teenage mindset
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
HE DROPPED THE BALL! DAMN THEY ARE LUCKY
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
okay
now it’s safe to say arky is getting some lucky bounces
by knowshon loves legos on Jan 4, 2011 11:59 PM EST reply actions
OSU
has to be thinking they are cursed vs SEC
by knowshon loves legos on Jan 5, 2011 12:00 AM EST reply actions
petrino hangs with Les in his free time
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
oh my - those guys went to bed
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
hey now
none of that on this blog – if you wanna go to bed with the guys, that’s your business, leave the rest of us out pretty please :)
I can bake like a demon.
dude _ arky. Buy some glue. You are killing me.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
CATCH IT WITH YOUR HANDS!!!
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Jan 5, 2011 12:04 AM EST reply actions
Mallet is throwing pretty well - and the receivers on these drops are usually pretty open, so we have to go back to high school coaching...
Arky – look the ball into your hands. You arent in the NFL.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
like i said - never bet on Arky
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
The decision to eat the cold Chick-fil-A waffle fries from supper was where I went wrong.
I see that now.
Go 'Dawgs!
I hope one day soon they put transponder type things in the ball and on the field.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Susan suggests that all the time.
Surely we have the technology to do that without it affecting the weight of the ball (which is the only reason I can think of not to do it).
Go 'Dawgs!
substitute the transponder
for some of whatever it is they use to stuff footballs?
I can bake like a demon.
They're getting ready to test it out in the NFL
So it may not be as far off as we might think.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
no shi - Stuff?
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
I think I read it was from a German company that developed it for soccer.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
No worries
Auburn will find a way to hijack the transponder signal and control the ball remotely.
I can bake like a demon.
http://www.wired.com/playbook/2010/08/nfl-considers-ball-tracking-chips-for-accuracy/
link
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
I be damned.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Of course, I'm sick, tired, and on valerian, Airborne, and cold Chick-fil-A waffle fries, . . .
. . . so the fact that I can’t think of other reasons doesn’t mean there aren’t any.
Go 'Dawgs!
I hate it when I say "game over" in the first half, and the team that was out of it . . .
. . . claws back into it just enough to make me think “maybe this could happen,” then they go on to lose, anyway.
If you’re going to lose, just go ahead and lose quickly so I can go to bed.
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on Jan 5, 2011 12:09 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
or if you're Georgia
“If you’re going to throw an interception – just give the ball to Washaun!” (Yes I will chuckle about that comment from Thomas for a long, long time.)
I can bake like a demon.
that was awesome.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
it's even better
if you can imagine that he said this with every ounce of fury he could possibly muster for as cute & adorable as his 7 year old self is.
I can bake like a demon.
I will admit
we had a hard time not laughing where he could see/hear us at that one – he was so serious about it.
I can bake like a demon.
Arky D did good in the second half. But they (ahem) let the lead get to far ahead in the first like I said.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
If Arkansas lets Pryor run for this 1st down,
they should fire the DC before the clock hits :00.
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Jan 5, 2011 12:13 AM EST reply actions
well, now Arky drops Bombs
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
As long as OSU doesn't recognize a wheel route...
"A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity." Robert A. Heinlein
prediction
arky moves it well for 30 seconds but ultimately drops the ball (hehe) to give OSU their first SEC scalp
by knowshon loves legos on Jan 5, 2011 12:15 AM EST reply actions
Great now they bring up UGA
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
I knew they were going to make the analogy.
I was sitting here cringing while I waited for it.
Go 'Dawgs!
oh dear God
now we have to talk about how Arky beat us at home in the last seconds of the game – gee THANKS cuz I SO wanted to hear that crap
I can bake like a demon.
DAMN WHO DID ARKY PAY AT THE HALF
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Cam Newton's dad?
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
holy shit
apologies
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
wow
"A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity." Robert A. Heinlein
Thanks Todd for bringing that up!
Now why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it!
CATCH THE FREAKING BALL
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Its not won yet.
Just think if they had been able to corral that ball without going down?
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
Stupid to fall on it.
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Jan 5, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
Why would you fall on that punt?
Even if the other team comes back and gets it, it’s still your ball.
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Jan 5, 2011 12:17 AM EST reply actions
And that's why you go for the TD.
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Jan 5, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
INT and over
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
And of course its one of the guys that should be suspended
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Yeah, that really ought to get some attention.
The guy who makes the game-saving play never should been out there in the first place.
Like GwinnettGamecock said, Ohio State is * and 9 against the SEC in bowls.
Go 'Dawgs!
Screw Arky for letting us down. And screw OSU for paying the NCAA you cheating bastards.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
I'm ready to fax the paperwork to College Station tomorrow.
The Hogs can go back to the Southwest Conference where they came from. Wait, what?
Go 'Dawgs!
Night guys.... gotta get up in 4 and half hours
Time to hit the sack.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Tressel
wears Jean Shorts.
And even the Billboard owners in Arkansas know it’s never okay to wear Jean Shorts. (Had I not been cruising at 75mph down I40 I would have pictures for proof.)
I can bake like a demon.
OSU WINS
Special at the tattoo parlor!
by Lakepoets on Jan 5, 2011 12:21 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Watching the replay this morning...I wondered, "where have I seen this before?"
it reminded me of Kellen Winslow, Sr. after San Diego beat Miami in the ’83 AFC Championship game at the Orange Bowl.
Bull. Shit.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Wow - very nice reference
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Terrelle Pryor's giving everybody a ride . . .
. . . in the car he “test-drove” from Columbus to New Orleans.
Go 'Dawgs!
well hmmmm
our offense didn’t throw our defense under the bus that kind of helped a little.
I can bake like a demon.
Pryor is SO mucking it up
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
well
i was in pain, but now that I’ve had a chance to smoke those Buckeye leaves I feel MUCH better.
I can bake like a demon.
Well, on the plus side, . . .
. . . at least now I don’t have to update the site header again!
Go 'Dawgs!
Pryor is gone to the pro's
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
It honestly makes me sick. They suspended a guy with zero cost. One guy is suspended for an afternoon, another guy is suspended after he is in the pro's.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
I'd be more likely to give my car keys to Richard Pryor . . .
. . . than to Terrelle Pryor.
Go 'Dawgs!
I'm glad the announcers said it.
Yes, you can fault Julian Horton for falling on the ball. He cost his team the game. That’s deserving of fault.
Stupidity always ticks me off, and that was a stupid, stupid play to fall on that ball surrounded by your own players.
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Jan 5, 2011 12:24 AM EST reply actions
So wait
in order to “play tonight” they had to promise to serve out their suspensions next year – really? Tell me parents of children – do you ever tell your kids, well I’ll let you do this now, but you gotta serve your grounding as soon as the funs over?
I can bake like a demon.
no kidding "Sure I PROMISE to do it next year" He is so gone
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
That's an excellent analogy, podunkdawg.
How anyone defends this with a straight face is beyond me.
Go 'Dawgs!
It is NOT
New Or-le-ans dang it – the proper pronunciation is N’awlins Good Grief!
I can bake like a demon.
TP is sorry. And his foot isnt so bad all the sudden. Muck muck muck.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Yes
I’m very sorry I am a cheating sob, I promise to come back next year to be punished for my transgressions – me and my 4 cheating friends.
/puke
I can bake like a demon.
I think the valerian is finally starting to kick in.
That, or the cold Chick-fil-A waffle fries are getting to me.
Either way, I’m going to bed.
Over and out, all. Thanks for joining us. Somebody text me if Arkansas is kicked out of the SEC before dawn.
Go 'Dawgs!
It is morning.
a big part
of the reason the NCAA delayed suspension irritates the blue blazes out of me is that these kids absolutely have the option to take the $ and run and there isn’t a dadgum thing the NCAA, the Big 10+, Jim Tressell or anyone else can do about it. And honestly – they would be big fat fools not to take that $ and run….
I can bake like a demon.
When I heard Jim Tressel say a week before the bowl that the only reason he's
letting them play is the players had all promised him they will come back for their SR year, I turned to my father and said, “That man is either an idiot or a liar, and if I was an Ohio State fan, I don’t know which one I’d think is worse.”
I mean, you want to believe that your head coach wouldn’t sit there and tell a bold faced lie on national TV, but you also don’t want to think you’ve got a guy that dirt-eating stupid running your football team. Either way, I’m glad to know my coach is neither.
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Jan 5, 2011 1:26 AM EST up reply actions
There's a reason they call Jim Tressel "The Senator."
He’s not an idiot. He’s just a liar.
Go 'Dawgs!
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